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Fucking dog owners...

  1. #21
    Or the people who don't even keep their dogs on leashes and let them piss and shit all over neighbor's lawns and run out in front of cars and shit even though the HOA has bitched at them a million times but they'll never do anything because they're the community's token blacks

    They're lucky I work night shift because the first time I see them in my yard they will meet their .40 caliber demise
  2. #22
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I think dog owners get some joy out of letting their animals sniff your food or crotch. They always pull them back just after it happens and give some response acting like they couldn’t control them. I think these people should be put on a leash and taught to heel. If they can’t learn just toss em in a lake with cement shoes
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  3. #23
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
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  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/01/mans-legs-hands-amputated-after-dogs-lick/877895002/

    12 out of 309 million is 0.000003883495145631068%. I'm more worried about a rock falling out of the sky.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 12 out of 309 million is 0.000003883495145631068%. I'm more worried about a rock falling out of the sky.

    catching AIDS used to have the same odd sometime ago.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny catching AIDS used to have the same odd sometime ago.

    Yes
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes

    i kno.
  8. #28
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box all dogs should be lined up against a wall and shot with nerf guns

    the foamy ammo for those guns, the dogs would try to catch them. they'd love that. lolz
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i kno.

    Yes
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes

    good dog.
  11. #31
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    I hate those fuckers who haven't trained their dogs well and therefore have to use leashes ALL. THE. TIME. Especially the faggots who own little dogs.
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  12. #32
    Technologist victim of incest
    I don’t know about some dog owners, but I don’t let my dogs approach strangers, no way. My dogs have never bit anyone, but I won’t take that chance.
    It’s pretty common here to carry bags and clean up your dog’s shit, when they’re out on a walk.
    One guy on my block has a sign in his yard that says, “I don’t shit on your floor, don’t let your dog shit on my lawn”! LMAO.

    I think you need to blame the owners Narc. It’s their responsibility to train their dogs appropriately.
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  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good dog.

    Yes
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ughhu I think dog owners get some joy out of letting their animals sniff your food or crotch. They always pull them back just after it happens and give some response acting like they couldn’t control them. I think these people should be put on a leash and taught to heel. If they can’t learn just toss em in a lake with cement shoes

    yeah they fucking totally do.



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  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Technologist It’s pretty common here to carry bags and clean up your dog’s shit, when they’re out on a walk.

    this is the reason i just could not own a fucking dog. i don't do cleaning up turds after dogs. standing there behind a dog dropping its guts with a plastic bag waiting to swoop in after and pick that shit up. and how can people even do that with just a shitty old plastic shopping bag? surely they know those things are completely water tight and have thousands of microscopic holes in them. that is so fucking nasty.



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  16. #36
    Technologist victim of incest
    They actually make doggy doo doo bags that are much thicker than grocery bags.

    You might think it’s gross, but it’s a small thing to a dog lover.

    I can see both sides of this, but I’m a dog lover, so I’ll continue to enjoy my girls, and be responsible for my dog!
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by D4NG0 I hate those fuckers who haven't trained their dogs well and therefore have to use leashes ALL. THE. TIME. Especially the faggots who own little dogs.

    dogs are not robots.

    they shold be given freedom to think and act and express themselves as they pleased.

    do you want to be 'trained' on how you should behave ?
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    It might be helpful.
  19. #39
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I actually got bit by these assholes dog while running this summer. It was at a park and they yelled, "STOP RUNNING, HE BITES PEOPLE THAT RUN!"

    At the park...
  20. #40
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    pets are prisoners
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