Posts by NARCassist

1. 2018-10-15 at 1:58 PM UTC in pcp Joke Synth Question
   

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   Originally posted by gadzooks I had a friend pop some V and he was walking around my place with a rager for hours. Even after the chick he was boning bounced.
   
   I guess that's because he has normal erectile function.
   
   For me, it's hit or miss (giggity!), but usually miss because I'm drunk often.
   
   "Whiskey dick" is a terrible affliction.

   
   Did you actually witness this boner or are you just going on what this pal of yours told you?
   
   I mean I guess its possible it affects people differently somewhat, but that definitely wasn't my experience.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-10-15 at 11:07 AM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
   

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   Originally posted by cupocheer "the tighter the better" LMRAO
   
   Tell a con cook at the pen that on liver and onion day.

   
   I don't get it
   
   
   
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3. 2018-10-15 at 11:04 AM UTC in S P E Z
   

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   Lol, http://spez.space is up for grabs I see.
   
   https://www.namecheap.com/domains/registration/results.aspx?domain=spez.space&clickID=1i6XLuWtUzRn02e1kaU1mVhxUkgwO0V5lS6OXU0&irgwc=1&utm_source=IR&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=1208915&affnetwork=ir&ref=ir
   
   
   
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4. 2018-10-15 at 10:02 AM UTC in S P E Z
   

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   That's what urbandictionary and encyclopediadramatica are for, dimlo's like you.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-10-15 at 9:59 AM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, so do i.
   
   people with small penis usually does.

   
   Guys with both big and small dicks tend to prefer the tighter pussy as it just feels so much better. I must say tho, that's pretty fucking brave of you to admit to having a small dick. Good luck with that, teeheeheelolHAHAHAHH.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-10-15 at 8:25 AM UTC in Zok
   

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   who the fuck cares??
   
   
   
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7. 2018-10-15 at 8:21 AM UTC in 2 CIA guys were watching me in belhop uniforms
   

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   i'm spinning around
   
   https://vimeo.com/291352998
   
   
   
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8. 2018-10-15 at 7:54 AM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
   

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   condoms take away the intimacy. feeling and knowing my cock is literally swimming in girl juice is a huge turn on for me.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-10-15 at 7:47 AM UTC in If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny try tighter pussies.

   
   man i only go for the tightest pussies.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-10-15 at 7:10 AM UTC in I guess I gotta front page flush
    

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    i really miss bling
    
    
    
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11. 2018-10-15 at 7:02 AM UTC in 2 CIA guys were watching me in belhop uniforms
    

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    and some of the paint is starting to flake
    
    
    
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12. 2018-10-15 at 6:58 AM UTC in anyone else JUST LOVE leaving shit all around the house?
    

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    Da fuck you on about G??
    
    
    
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13. 2018-10-15 at 6:54 AM UTC in 2 CIA guys were watching me in belhop uniforms
    

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    why were you wearing a belhop uniform for? they prolly thought you were gonna go rob some hotel rooms.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-10-15 at 6:50 AM UTC in I like the DH people
    

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    Originally posted by mikeyagain I've liked CP

    
    lol, we got another pedo over here guiz
    
    
    
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15. 2018-10-13 at 8:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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16. 2018-10-13 at 4 PM UTC in China is cancer on the world
    

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    The problem you got in China is trying to get hold of anyone. You look in the phone book and there's so many wing's and Wong's in there you could easily wing the Wong number.
    
    Dem Chinese bitches do be fly tho.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2018-10-13 at 9:05 AM UTC in You ever take a piss, and it's less than you thought?
    

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    Originally posted by Ughhu I thought it just made ppl constipated, I didn’t know it affected your pee too

    
    it was only a few times when i first ever used. never had it since as far as i remember. had on some extasy tabs as well once back in the mid 90s when they were starting to mix all sorts of crap into them.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-10-12 at 2:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    Originally posted by Slow Jimmy skirts lol (holy fuck am I the top tier of comedy or what?.

    
    i don't get it
    
    
    
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19. 2018-10-12 at 2:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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20. 2018-10-12 at 2:28 PM UTC in What if it suddenly came to light that the Beatles had commited sexual asault?
    

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    back in them days fucking a celebrity was considered something to show off about, not fucking complain about.
    
    
    
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