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If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'd say 60/40 yes.
  2. #2
    There are videos of guys sucking their own peens and cumming in their own mouths. This is a thing.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No.

    Disgusting.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    I've always had dogs so I never got desperate enough to try. Just break the peanut butter
  5. #5
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I'd stick my dick in a homemade fleshlight before I ever did that
  6. #6
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.

    I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.
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  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's called the "Barnum and Bailey Blowjob".
  8. #8
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.

    I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.

    have you tried sticking it in your ass ?
  9. #9
    Do you really need to ask that after reading that post? Of course he has.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would pesonally need an 8 inch flaccid cock to even attempt such a thing, which I don't have, so I haven't.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by mmQ I would pesonally need an 8 inch flaccid cock to even attempt such a thing, which I don't have, so I haven't.

    have you considered getting a cock job done ?
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you considered getting a cock job done ?

    that's the sad part. I have
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you considered getting a cock job done ?

    I hear those end up falling off.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There's this one time where I was sitting here alone naked and just looking down at my sad penis and it was sitting there looking back up at me and we had a chat, a good long chat and ended up mad with each other, and when we were done we both d at each other and went to bed, I could go on and on but long story story short I learned to simply speak softly and carry a big stick.

    fail horn
  15. #15
    u beat it with a stick ?
  16. #16
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I've always had dogs so I never got desperate enough to try. Just break the peanut butter

    Mines too small but I'd hate to think I couldn't make myself jizz. Since you're a ghost is your cum green like ectoplasm?
  17. #17
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you can make yourself cum with your own hand easy enough so i'd hazard a guess that its very possible.



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  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist you can make yourself cum with your own hand easy enough so i'd hazard a guess that its very possible.



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    I've always found it really difficult to actually cum from a straight up blowjob.

    inb4 "then you're not getting a good enough blowjob

    Yeah, I know, obvoiusly there are some girls out there that know how to suck a mean cock to fruition but it really does take work, at least when you're an adult. maybe you can make a 15 year old boy cum by just giving him a silly little blowjob but as a grown man just sucking a cock doesn't really work that well, unless of course you're doing it right- long sucks, deep throats, ball play, spit, gagging, fast movements at the end if you really wanna make it happen.

    There's a reason a lot of times a guy literally has to have the girl pull back and stop so he can jack off his own cock for the last little bit in order to INDUCE the CUMMING.

    :)
  19. #19
    Sperm tastes really awful so probably not.
  20. #20
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.

    As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(

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