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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Sploo found some bundy crumbs on the rug
  2. Port nigga
  3. Originally posted by AngryOnion Blackin out on booze is time travel.
    Cocaine also but at least you can remember it.
    I once did a three day coke binge and then I didn't know what day it was till my roommate told me I had to go too work.
    I called in sick.
    Mushrooms are intergalactic travel on a binary multiverse level which is also time travel only because time is different on different dimensions.
    I'm hoping I'm going to wake up in alternate universe with a new liver and a will to live.

    I'm talking about actually moving faster through the 5th dimension while remaining in the same space (4th dimension) you are going through time. Psychedelics are kinda like this too.

    Sleeping doesn't count.
  4. Originally posted by Sophie Who even listens to fucking nightcore. Either listen to some euphoric hardstyle if you are all about the happy tunes. Or if you just want to go hard, you need to look at hardcore or hard bass or whatever the fuck you people call it.



    The original band is actually BOTDF, I don't even know what nightcore is I just like that version of Sexting better. I listen to happy hardcore and death metal thats what I've done since I was 13 years old.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-Xf5EU8DA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=570vX2w4a8c
  5. Originally posted by Sophie What did the girl in your story die of?

    A broken heart.
  6. Only jumpstyle for me, the style originates from Sheff and German electric scene.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrPaEUjtYvQ
  7. IM SHEDDING MY SKIN
    IM SHAKING THE PLACE I ONCE WAS IN

    I SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE WALL

    X V CC TT X X XX O

    I know my destiny

    I know who she is

    And I'M N OWL!!!!!!!!1 >:*<|><

    I'M A SHAPESHIFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.<><><><><><><><><.THEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDSTHEWORDS

    CRAWL UP SLITHER UP SLIME UP THATS WHAT UP ON A BITCH WHEN I GET MY ROCKS OFF MY BLAST on and I'm a fine gentleman I know you inside out I know how you feel and I know all your doubts

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSlitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::::---THEWORDSTHEBIRDSTHEWORDSTHEBIRDSTHESKY

    THE SKY

    I AM THE SKY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    AND I FEEL YOU

    I FEEL YOU

    I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU

    I WORK I WORK I WORK

    FOR THE SUN

    THE

    SUN
    U
    N

    FrAcTaL TIME?!?!?!?!!?!!??!

    <
    <"<
    <',<.,
    THATS HOW

    ENTER THE LIFE CODE [0]

    DONT LET IT

    ERODE
    YOUR
    SOUL

    E4R7O8D7E
    Y4O7U8R
    S*O*U*L


    NEVER LIE

    always

    always

    (always) lie

    NO NEVER

    who are you man?

    you know its right

    god let it all flow on through

    gotta make it right

    theres nothing left for you to lose

    IM SURFER ROSA SURFING MY LIES

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    KILL THE BITCH

    KISS HER SNATCH

    WHAT A SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HONGLE DINGLEDONGUS MCLOARGY RONLETOYNUS MONGOLROY ISMYAHORAL CRAKLEBLOOKUS SHMARGALU RUTANKCLUA

    RE ME MB ER
    THE COD E
    REME BERW HOYO UARE

    X T Y X T C X T C X T C BOOM TAH BOOM TAB TAB DAB AND ARE YOU FEELIN IT MR KRABS???
  8. Originally posted by reject Update

    "Man" becomes pregnant (lolololol):

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/08/british-man-becomes-first-in-britain-to-announce-hes-pregnant-6367883/

    Trans-species, like my dog analogy, is now a legitimate thing:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sObPHx2QMY0

    We need a social revolution to get rid of these types of "people".

    thats a pretty yummy looking cat.
  9. In 2017 nobody will ever decide on the same program, ever. It's a jedi plot.
  10. Originally posted by The Dude Butter on Pop-Tart
    Tip for the fat fucks

    Thats disgusting.
  11. noob just play colonial marines
  12. Originally posted by hydromorphone lol Well, at least it's interesting and not boring. I come into a thread to read about some dope ass fried rice, which is cool and all, but then further in get a discussion about huffing starter fluid. You have to see the silver lining, and I think stuff like this is what makes this forum and our community great. Don't be depressed just because it goes off topic, celebrate the fact we can have a thread about fried rice that turns into one about abusing ether ;)

    but to get this shit back on topic: How do you go bout making fried rice? I never have made fried rice that comes out good, or even remotely tasting like fried rice. IDK wtf I'm doing wrong. Advise me on making dope ass fried rice, please.

    The rice should be kept in the fridge overnight before you fry it.
  13. Originally posted by reject About to have my first drink since NYE. I don't know if I even want it. It's not looking appealing, but you gotta do what you gotta do

    Watcha drinking.
  14. Originally posted by -SpectraL I would force you to run 10 laps around the block, as a lesson.

    You are both power hungry monsters.
  15. It also allows you to move faster than normal. They should let me listen to PKP at work so I can go ultraspeed and do meth and it will take me 1 hour to do an 8 hour job.
  16. aquaponics

  17. Take an IQ test on LSD
  18. okay
  19. Originally posted by HateEternal What makes you think this test has a high g loading? You say you made gains of 2 full standard deviations after repeating it multiple times which suggests the opposite, that the test is crap.

    Have you ever taken a proper IQ test administered by a professional? I took the WAIS at 19 and scored 128 full scale IQ. I usually score 10 - 20 points higher on these BS online tests without practicing, so I question if they're properly normalized. And I could probably get much better at them if I had any interest in stroking my ego this way.

    I don't see any reason to think this one is accurately reporting your mental ability.

    Post last edited by HateEternal at 2017-01-09T00:43:28.167573+00:00

    the test has visibly high reliability ratings, the scores follow a bell curve, and the iq ratings are meant to correlate with standardized tests as much as possible. it isn't that i made gains of 2 standard deviations over time, because i've also gotten scores ~100 in this time period. every test presents a certain set of problems that require you to think like the test taker.

    the scores of 100 and 160 are equally valid if the tests are both with statistical backing. this is because no test is able to comprehensively assess intelligence, and every question probes for different unspecified neural connections. if your brain is attuned in one abstract way but not another, it can explain individual differences in problem solving ability. though considering every test i've taken, the average is more around 130. if my range is 100 to 160, i average around 130 or slightly lower due to any possible practice effect.

    the thread wasn't so much to brag that my IQ is objectively 166, it's more like one facet of my thinking is in the exceptionally gifted range, which strokes my ego. other facets maybe not so much. i was in gifted placement after IQ test around 7, went to schools for gifted kids, I did take the stanford binet at 14 and the score was 100, but a professional agreed that the results were wrong. this makes sense and isnt just an ego defense because many subtests were missing, had nonsensical scores (it said my arithmetic ability and working memory are 40 when i can do both just fine) and was unprofessional in other ways. it was a sped school test so i think they just wanted me to seem appropriate for their services.

    why don't you take it to see if the score you receive is inflated/deflated relative to your WAIS score? that could actually be a valuable data point.

    the truth is, even in the most professional forms IQ testing is a very inexact science.

    Post last edited by the holy ghost at 2017-01-09T01:08:56.821823+00:00
  20. Originally posted by Open Your Mind Don't want to watch your video, write a post about what the point is.

    It's 10 seconds of some dumb feminist bitch being sexist and then 5 minutes of feminists getting rekt. It's actually a lulzy video and I don't think the OP watched more than the first 10 seconds
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