Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-09 at 1:59 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was on 900mg of bundy, I ran out of the store but a lady ran up to me and made me put it back. I was too dissociated to care.
   
   It reminds them of nature I guess? Like rapids in rivers. The water has 1% more resemblance to nature than in a bowl, and they probably are programmed to consider flowing water more fresh than water sitting statically which can develop bacteria.
   
   The cycle came from nowhere. It just is. The universe and the multiverse have always been here. It develops until it reaches a critical point where it is destroyed, and then becomes recreated with a big bang. If you view billions of years as a small and irrelevant amount of time, the universe being destroyed and being recreated is cyclical like the sun rising and setting.
2. 2017-01-09 at 1:50 PM UTC in Anybody here dance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think you are right Sophie. I dunno, I started listening to this stuff when I was like 15 years old before I ever drank or did a drug. Its pretty good meth and MDMA music.
3. 2017-01-09 at 1:45 PM UTC in Who were you in your past life?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was Hitler. Ahh so many mistakes, but the meth was good. Und why you stop calling it the NAZI METHOD??? fuck you!!
4. 2017-01-09 at 1:40 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Short questionnaire for anyone with a few spare momentos:
   
   1- Do you like turtles?
   2- When is the last time (if ever) that you shoplifted and what did you take?
   3- How many siblings do you have?
   4- Who shot JFK?
   5- Why do cats prefer drinking from the faucet?
   6- If you could live in any other century prior to the 1900s what would you choose?
   7- What was before the beginning of the universe?
   8- When you were a little kid did your grandma give you special baths and help you get so nice and clean?

   
   1. i like tuddles
   2. like 2 days ago i tried to steal deeexxummm and got caught luckily not sent to prism
   3. an older half brother i give no fucks about
   4. either CIA or some dude, don't know enough to say
   5. it reminds them of flowing water
   6. 1800s(?) i want to be a chinese opium addict
   7. there was no beginning of the universe. it is cyclical.
   8. yes. mom and dad did too. when i let them wash my butthole they gave me tendies.
5. 2017-01-09 at 1:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Queens Guards? They're proper infantry soldiers so I imagine peeing on them wouldn't go down too well.
   
   I mean, they're not allowed bullets in their guns cos this is England, but they are proper soldiers.
   
   I'll answer them soon when I'm not hungover. I knew I shouldn't have drank
6. 2017-01-09 at 1:17 PM UTC in I need the totse army
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Who's gonna be the leader of our recess gang?

   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIdlkNc5TPc
7. 2017-01-09 at 1:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   USA isn't a century
8. 2017-01-09 at 1:02 PM UTC in my IQ is 166!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost ive decided i desperately need to stop taking iq tests to end this feedback loop of autism
   
   hopefully thisll improve my life

   
   Everyone knows video games are a real test of spacial ability.
9. 2017-01-09 at 12:33 PM UTC in my IQ is 166!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ive decided i desperately need to stop taking iq tests to end this feedback loop of autism
   
   hopefully thisll improve my life
10. 2017-01-09 at 10:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh, I see Malice is still here...huh.
11. 2017-01-09 at 9:55 AM UTC in I need the totse army
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny you're a hardcore faggot.

    
    hardcore is a way of life tho
12. 2017-01-09 at 9:54 AM UTC in I need the totse army
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The totse army was disbanded. We lost the battle against the chans. All that's left is harderned veterans with no interest in fighting anymore. Humble meme farmers. You're more than a decade too late to be raising the totse army.
13. 2017-01-09 at 5:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "Tendies" is objectively the worst meme ever
14. 2017-01-09 at 5:07 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i feel like a zombie who hallucinates
15. 2017-01-09 at 5:01 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wasn't turning it into compliments and telling her she's pretty, while also being humorous a good way to close it though? im trying to make her feel like if she talks to me she'll get positive reinforcement. pavlov's thots.
16. 2017-01-09 at 4:46 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lad run. As fun as crazy chicks are, and we all know crazy chicks are the best and the best shag, in the long run they're no good. Fuck her, dump your seed and block her
17. 2017-01-09 at 4:43 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Don't get it twisted it's not a new method. Inhale, exhale, just got an oz in the mail.
    
    There's probably a term for this. Like more people die every day from sober accidents and non drug related issues but we stigmatize being 'under the influence' to justify our own inherent inability to avoid, fucking, ACCIDENTS. You drive sober and get in a crash- ACCIDENT. IT WAS A SLIP OF JUDGEMENT. OOPSY DAISY! You were drinking?? BAN YOU! REBUKE YOUR PRIVILEGES! SCUM OF THE EARTH!
    
    The statistics they create off of alcohol related traffic accidents are very skewed. If a sober driver is at fault in an accident with an intoxicated driver, it's included in the statistics as alcohol related. If you're sitting at a stop light shit faced and ask the car next to you give you their fathers' email addresses, boom, alcohol statistic, no questions asked.
    
    It's probably something like, comparatively, 10% of all traffic fatalities are legitimately caused by the inebriation of the at fault driver, and the 90% are caused by simply having an accident due to driving a clump of metal 80 miles an hour and it was going to happen anyway, hence the term accident.
    
    "I lost my so and so to a drunk driver" they say. OH GOD THAT'S SO HORRIBLE WE NEED TO STOP DRUNK DRIVING!!!
    "I lost my so and so to a random traffic accident." "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT I'LL SEND THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AFTER I GET DONE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK!
    
    Worried about drunk drivers? Stop driving.

    
    Look pal there's no room for logic in this type of shit. Stop it immediately
18. 2017-01-09 at 4:43 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    anyone have constructive criticism so i can not cuck myself
19. 2017-01-09 at 4:30 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im not a virgin silly
    
    i fucked an ugly practice girl 4 times when i was 16 remember?
    
    
    
    it was really lame and now she has ptsd
20. 2017-01-09 at 4:30 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's exactly the kind of slut he needs to lose it to tho. Not someone he's going to get "emotionally connected" to, just some little ho who'll take it any hole and fuck off afterwards