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i want to fuck this girl so badly

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    she has a car but it's a 36 hour drive

    she send me ass pic sucking on dildo but no nudes

    im obsessed with her and need to wear her skin

    we were messaging a lot but she's been ignoring me but it seems like she's been really moody and ignoring everyone

    how do i get her to drive for 2 days straight to NY for dis dick? also i need nudes. help me be cool
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    You can find a prettier prostitute.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You are pathetic. Well, I suppose you are still relatively young...
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^but he doesn't have any money or a place of his own tho @clutch
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Clutch You can find a prettier prostitute.

    For once we are in agreement. She's kinda' fat looking Sploo. I thought Ashley was more cute.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie For once we are in agreement. She's kinda' fat looking Sploo. I thought Ashley was more cute.

    sploo doesnt have a lot to choose from, he'd be lucky to get that
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    I'd fuck her. I don't know about wanting it "badly", but I'd still shag her silly
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice You are pathetic. Well, I suppose you are still relatively young…

    you're on too talk about being pathetic, you're a virgin.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by Malice You are pathetic. Well, I suppose you are still relatively young…

    you've never even talked to a girl
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject I'd fuck her. I don't know about wanting it "badly", but I'd still shag her silly

    I would fuck her as well, but sploo has no game to do so
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    Originally posted by Sophie For once we are in agreement. She's kinda' fat looking Sploo. I thought Ashley was more cute.

    yeah but we click

    she smokes weed nonstop and is somewhat psychotic

    so i cant stop stalking her she says "i love u" but i bet she doesn't mean it :/

    whores
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would fuck her as well, but sploo has no game to do so

    Lad anyone with an IQ of 166 has game to pick up a slut who looks like she takes it up the butt
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^not really
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would fuck her as well, but sploo has no game to do so

    i'm doing alright so far

    it stresses me out that it takes time

    also to convince her to actually drive to me

    my plan was to spend a week with her driving around country high on research chemicals nd buttsecks

    i came up with my fear nd loathing kiddie edition high on bundy but now i actually want to do it cause i know it would be fun

    then again if we meet up i could just kill her then kill myself

    but i like her too much to do that
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    k
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    Originally posted by reject Lad anyone with an IQ of 166 has game to pick up a slut who looks like she takes it up the butt

    is this any good

    i asked her about her childhood bfs she said she never had any cause she was an ugly kid

    im like no way you're 8/10 i guess you were an ugly duckling

    she says fuk u @ that comment because she doesnt get it

    then im like no that was nice dont you know the ugly duckling turns into a swan

    then almost nudes but not nudes cause i knew her for 1 week
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost but i like her too much to do that

    No you don't. Just make sure you mention us when you murder/rape/suicide
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    sploo will never lose his virginity at this rate
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    That's exactly the kind of slut he needs to lose it to tho. Not someone he's going to get "emotionally connected" to, just some little ho who'll take it any hole and fuck off afterwards
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    im not a virgin silly

    i fucked an ugly practice girl 4 times when i was 16 remember?



    it was really lame and now she has ptsd
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