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2017-01-09 at 3:39 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by cerakote the concept of this is impossible for man to rationalize without accepting the fact of a supreme being creating all matter in our frame of existence
what if the name of this supreme being is "probability"? -
2017-01-09 at 3:38 PM UTC in You know what's the fuckin best?
Originally posted by mmQ I always thought they had a fryer filled with eggs instead of oil and they cooked the rice in there.
Have you ever cooked pasta directly in the sauce rather than in water? -
2017-01-09 at 3:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Short questionnaire for anyone with a few spare momentos:
1- Do you like turtles?
2- When is the last time (if ever) that you shoplifted and what did you take?
3- How many siblings do you have?
4- Who shot JFK?
5- Why do cats prefer drinking from the faucet?
6- If you could live in any other century prior to the 1900s what would you choose?
7- What was before the beginning of the universe?
8- When you were a little kid did your grandma give you special baths and help you get so nice and clean?
Ok I'm recovered enough.
1. Sure. Prefer tortoises tho and one day I still harbour ambitions of having a tortoise as a pet and calling it Totse. It'll be a friend for life.
2. Quite a while ago, probably June or so. Stole a couple of 3 litre bottles of cider
3. 2 but I speak to neither, they don't like me
4. JFK. It was an elaborate suicide.
5. Because they're annoying little weirdos. I don't think it has to do with fresh running water because my cat loves drinking from stagnant water in plant pots rather than her bowl. She also likes drinking from drain pipes when it rains so maybe it is to do with fresh water. Who knows, cats are enigmas
6. 1st century. I'd kill Jesus as a baby and assume his position, I think being worshipped would suit me.
7. See past few posts.
8. Not that I remember -
2017-01-09 at 3:26 PM UTC in Zoklet archive
Originally posted by cerakote is there any valuable information to be gleaned from any of the archives?
Sure, if you're doing a study into autism and mental illness -
2017-01-09 at 3:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ I know I'm being redundant and forgive me if I sound naïve, I just want to know where the first particle came from.
chance
if there is nothing, there are no rules. if there are no rules, anything can happen. nothing doesnt exist without it's duality of "something" -
2017-01-09 at 3:10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Sophie Well only in our Universe do we have time as far as we know.So the Universe had a beginning in that sense, at the big bang everything came into existence including time. I would say that therefore the past isn't infinite.
if a big bang happens once (and probably in all of the multiverse? or there could be other methods, that's too theoretical), there's no reason to assume it can't happen again. physicists have described methods that the universe could literally come to a halt and be destroyed. something begins and ends, and time may only exist in that frame, but there is still continuous isolated frames occurring linearly by each episode. so it may not be "time" but there is still sequencing?
for example
A -> B -> C
A = C
does this require the dimension of time to be a statement? nope. though a better example would be a logic tree or something requiring conditionals. these are all sequential processes that function without time.
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2017-01-09 at 3:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionWe really shouldn't exist. It is kind of crazy we're here, when you think about it like a 14 year old smoking weed for the first time. What WAS before the universe. How can something just randomly pop into existence. What is the universe expanding in to. Are we real or the product of our imaginations?
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2017-01-09 at 2:55 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What the fuck are you on??
Whatever it is I want some -
2017-01-09 at 2:53 PM UTC in Why do they let zoklet trash in hereThe box is ALWAYS empty.
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2017-01-09 at 2:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Gracias señor Trump. I appreciate your time. What's a yellow eared slider? Can you teach reptiles tricks?
What kind of cheese?
I don't even know what flogging is. Is it like beating the shit out of someone with sticks? I know they still do that to criminals in parts of the world, generally sub-Saharan. You know the bit I'm sure - vigilante justice, 'necklacing', stripping them and dragging them around the streets while beating them with any and all objects within reach, finally adorning them with a gasoline soaked tire and watching their last few moments of life being spent burning alive while a large crowd watches and nobody helps. I'll actually go with you to do this somewhere if you want.
I bet when you weren't looking she plugged her thumb up her ass every time she cleaned your face, and then went to her bridge club where all the ladies knew you as the boy whose grandma cleans him off with shit, and they talk about it every single time they get together.
I taught mine to catch live fish I held above it's head. Just goldfish and stuff. You can also teach them not to kill the goldfish if you want both in one pond.
I dunno some kind of expensive jalapeño herb and yummy kind, I made a thread about it.
What the fuck are you on?? -
2017-01-09 at 2:37 PM UTC in THIS IS ITI just realized I never did MDA yet
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2017-01-09 at 2:35 PM UTC in SextingAt the start of the weekend I was like okay I'm gonna go on some chat rooms and get back into sexting. All I did was get high and play video games.
It feels like I'm asexual. I don't think its normal to have this much loss of sex drive in early 20's. Too funny. -
2017-01-09 at 2:32 PM UTC in IRC or similar chat solution?IRC is like Facebook chat for edgelords and terrorists
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2017-01-09 at 2:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ A cycle has to start. Someone or something has to push 'start cycle.'
why does something have to have a starting point? we're talking about infinity here. -
2017-01-09 at 2:18 PM UTC in Why do they let zoklet trash in hereI only posted on Zoklet to cause chaos. That website was a very strange place as the things going on behind the scenes are actually important.
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2017-01-09 at 2:16 PM UTC in bengal catsBetter zed than red!!!
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2017-01-09 at 2:15 PM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badlyLooks like my old co worker. I might post a pic.
Also this thread would have been 11/10 if you posted some trippy fractal shape instead of a human. -
2017-01-09 at 2:10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ 1- Do you like turtles?
I used to raise several reptiles, 5 yellow ear sliders. I love all creatures.
Originally posted by mmQ 2- When is the last time (if ever) that you shoplifted and what did you take?
Last May, benadryl, bundy and cheese.
Originally posted by mmQ 3- How many siblings do you have?
Only child but my half sister just added me on Facebook.
Originally posted by mmQ 4- Who shot JFK?
I did.
Originally posted by mmQ 5- Why do cats prefer drinking from the faucet?
They have an evolutionary trait to perceive running water as more fresh its also kinda true
Originally posted by mmQ 6- If you could live in any other century prior to the 1900s what would you choose?
The roman times so I could flog people and make monkshood poison potions and what not.
Originally posted by mmQ 7- What was before the beginning of the universe?
Cosmic elemental soup approaching critical mass
Originally posted by mmQ 8- When you were a little kid did your grandma give you special baths and help you get so nice and clean?
No but she used to lick her thumb and rub my face to clean it and I'd want to punch her in the jaw every time she did it. -
2017-01-09 at 2:02 PM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.There's too many people
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2017-01-09 at 2 PM UTC in A pint a day/beer xr is coolI take less than 100mg