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2017-01-10 at 12:50 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badlyfuck it why not
right at the ripe age of consent
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2017-01-10 at 12:45 AM UTC in soakeing wedYou can soak it in syncans or PCP thats it.
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2017-01-10 at 12:44 AM UTC in Sexting
Originally posted by hydromorphone I only ever sexted with people I've known IRL I've wanted to fuck/planned to fuck. I don't see the point sexting strangers.
I'm a shut in. -
2017-01-10 at 12:43 AM UTC in THIS IS ITMDMA > MDP2P > MDA
you can probably go right from MDMA to MDA. -
2017-01-10 at 12:42 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think I just broke my brain somehow,
Somehow, just somehow it happened. Well I'm sure it didn't have anything to do with years of drug abuse and your shitty genetics. I'm sure it was completely out of your control. -
2017-01-10 at 12:42 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.more like 50%+
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2017-01-10 at 12:41 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.Public intoxication permits. If you can prove you can handle your shit and maintain basic motor skills you can do meth and drink a beer in public/while driving.
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2017-01-10 at 12:36 AM UTC in I need the totse army
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Hydro triggered you so hard, in multiple threads too.
You are a cuck deluxe.
All your posts are the just same buzzwords, over and over and over again. What I'm doing is called debating, it requires analytical thought. I know you don't know what that means but just trust me, its a thing that people with average intelligence can do when they disagree. -
2017-01-10 at 12:33 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by Malice That's very good. You are on your way to becoming a transcendent being.
SCronaldo, this is how I think of you:
MYSTERIOUS ORANGE BLUR GIF
I think I just broke my brain somehow, it worries me a bit. But mostly I think it's pretty funny.
I'm probably more like Bender in that episode when he burns the place down by accident.. hehehe.. fire..
I like when he's at the pawn shop and buys a set of burglary tools and says "So... what time do you close?" and the music gets all sinister. -
2017-01-10 at 12:31 AM UTC in Moral Conundrum
Originally posted by Clutch This is a real situation that I'm in.
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2017-01-10 at 12:26 AM UTC in Moral ConundrumIt's ok that you don't get laid, it doesn't make you less of a person. Why do you even have a place for sex on the forum when nobody gets laid and when they do everyone else gets jealous? I'm actually good looking believe it or not, so give me an honest answer or fuck off. This is a real situation that I'm in. If your SO was cheating would you want the person they cheated with to tell you or would you want your SO to tell you? Or are you the kind of people that would just prefer not to know?
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2017-01-10 at 12:21 AM UTC in Zoklet archiveThat just makes me respect him more. Especially the losing control while drinking part.
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2017-01-09 at 11:54 PM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badlyThat's one of the best episodes of any programme ever
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2017-01-09 at 11:48 PM UTC in You know what's the fuckin best?
Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh! Okay… The space cat also mentioned taking the rice and putting it in the fridge over night? What's the point of this?
Fresh cooked rice will make a sticky mess and doesn't cook quite the same. There is a change when you cool the rice thats already been cooked.
Fridge rice cooks nice and clean, doesn't leave shit stuck to the pan just do it hot and quick and the flavor of the rice becomes more concentrated and condensed. It tastes so much better.
There probably some scientific explanation behind it.
Its worth waiting one night , tastes twice as good and easier to cook.
Originally posted by the holy ghost if we were in the same class in highschool/college what would you think of me?
would we get along?
what would you say?
I'd cook you in home economics and serve you to the class -
2017-01-09 at 11:43 PM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.I've always thought they should have a separate license for drink driving.
Like you drink a pint and do your test, and if you pass you have another pint, repeat the test, if you pass have another pint and repeat the test, and keep going until you get drunk enough to fail and then measure your BAC and after that you can legally drink drive up to that amount of alcohol in your blood.
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2017-01-09 at 11:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost if we were in the same class in highschool/college what would you think of me?
would we get along?
what would you say?
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I never went to highschool I dropped out. -
2017-01-09 at 11:41 PM UTC in I need the totse armyHydro triggered you so hard, in multiple threads too.
You are a cuck deluxe. -
2017-01-09 at 11:41 PM UTC in Moral ConundrumI don't think she has a boyfriend, I think she was embarrassed she had sex with you
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2017-01-09 at 11:40 PM UTC in Zoklet archiveYou should have been able to trade infraction points to make your profile have blemishes and custom titles like Bill Krozby but they are bad ones. Or two avatars but one is a nigger and you can't change it.
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2017-01-09 at 11:38 PM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.Worried about drunk drivers?. Murder everyone on the planet.
Problem solved