will i ever recover from viewing humans as a bunch of numbers?
Because if you were a real brain surgeon you'd be Dr. Brain Surgeon
2017-01-15 at 8:16 PM UTC
in
Don't ever get married
You can all go and leave me and malice alone now kthnx bai
2017-01-15 at 7:39 PM UTC
in
cultural identity
btw i can see my thoughts
2017-01-15 at 7:32 PM UTC
in
cultural identity
I don't know if it's just because of the things I've done in life (a lot of drugs, a lot of travel) or the fact that I never really fit in or aspired to fit in with the things most of my peers are doing, but sometimes I feel like a cultural bastard. Like what is American culture for people in their 20's? Shitty rap/pop, bandwagoning on social justice issues, acting like you're too cool for everyone else and getting fuckin drunk.
2017-01-15 at 7:22 PM UTC
in
i fucked up
"why cant i be a normal person"
"i intentionally gave myself serotonin syndrome"
Wasn't unwyred a cop or rent-a-cop?
2017-01-15 at 6:45 PM UTC
in
i fucked up
Is your mom on drugs too?
2017-01-15 at 6:43 PM UTC
in
i fucked up
i intentionally gave myself serotonin syndrome by mixing a bunch of MAOI/SSRI herbs supplements meds together, for psychedelic visuals. i started coughinng and overheating, then puked all over the floor and on my dads electric guitar. my mom's solution to clean the guitar was to put it under a running faucet. if the electronics are fried my dad is gonna lose his shit. btw as soon as i puked i did the same thing again and im hoping i wont puke everywhere this time. #justmongolroythings
Dammit Malice you got my hopes up for unlimited alcohol, I was quickly formulating a plan to go there for my birthday. it was only open until December 31st.
I'm quite capable of taking myself to London, I've done it before and it's only a short train journey.
When they say unlimited Prosecco in an hour, do they actually mean unlimited?
Cos I can drink way more than £35 worth of Prossy C
Days and weeks go a lot slower when you're mostly sober
1.Make gambling website where bets are placed on when celebrities die
2.Kill celebrities
3.Make world a better place
4.Profit