Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-15 at 11:41 PM UTC in A programmer walks up to a heap in a bar
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   Lanny is retarded, he gets Halloween and Christmas confused every year.
   
   When asked why, he says "Oct 31 = Dec 25"
2. 2017-01-15 at 11:26 PM UTC in should i freak out every time my internet goes out for a few minutes?
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   I deleted system32 and never looked back. Now I can browse freely knowing there's no spooks looking at my shit
3. 2017-01-15 at 11:18 PM UTC in 10 thanks and ill punch my mom on cam
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   If you punched your mom and then posted it everybody and their alt would thank it
4. 2017-01-15 at 11:16 PM UTC in a new era
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   It's quite possible bling is the smartest of all of us
5. 2017-01-15 at 11:14 PM UTC in i fucked up
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   ^True dat
6. 2017-01-15 at 11:05 PM UTC in 10 thanks and ill punch my mom on cam
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   11 thanks and I'll fuck his mom on cam
7. 2017-01-15 at 10:55 PM UTC in cultural identity
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   also i'm not weird
8. 2017-01-15 at 10:53 PM UTC in 10 thanks and ill punch my mom on cam
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   itll be the most thanked post on NIS
9. 2017-01-15 at 10:41 PM UTC in cultural identity
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah, my parents forced those drugs on me when i was a kid and I would spit them out in the sink when they weren't looking, they make you a drooling retard and I fought and kicked them all the way, i went to jail twice when i was 17 for fighting with them.
   
   The reason why guys like roshambo and sploo are so fat are because of these drugs. It makes you docile and gain weight without even eating.
   
   people get fatter and fatter every day, (especially women) why do you think they are such cows that can't work and claim being victims, pretty soon PETA is gonna be chanting about women how they are not cattle, even though a lot are starting to look like cattle.
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-15T22:27:12.493524+00:00

   
   you'd have to fight your parents to not take bipolar pills?
10. 2017-01-15 at 10:39 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    nobody makes fun of me
11. 2017-01-15 at 10:17 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby his parents hate each other and him but they are so mind controlled they all live in same shit house like rats because thats all they can do. what kind of twenty year old gets high off anti-depressants. the dude probably doesnt even know how to get a boner much less make an iq test
    
    I don't know if thats just a thing in his area, or if its just he's the white trash of the east coast (people talk a lot of shit about the south but I grew up with a lot more)

    
    I was more referring to his parents hating him for making him half Turkish but yea. I'm glad I never made the choice to go on anti depressants, and cured it myself without help or drugs.
12. 2017-01-15 at 9:32 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost im half turkish
    
    i dont know why

    
    Because your parents hate you.
13. 2017-01-15 at 9:30 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    Originally posted by reject Eww. Turkey is one place I really have no interest in going to

    
    im half turkish
    
    i dont know why
14. 2017-01-15 at 9:27 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost ive been to turkey

    
    Eww. Turkey is one place I really have no interest in going to
15. 2017-01-15 at 9:25 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    ive been to turkey
16. 2017-01-15 at 9:24 PM UTC in cultural identity
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    At a guess, Malice. Or sploo.
17. 2017-01-15 at 9:18 PM UTC in tests are worse than heroin
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    im insecure about if im actually psychopathic
    
    ?????
    
    the fuck is wrong with me
    
    really
    
    how stupid is that even
    
    thats dumber than giving self serotonin syndrome
18. 2017-01-15 at 9:15 PM UTC in tests are worse than heroin
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    this is ruining my life somehow
19. 2017-01-15 at 9:13 PM UTC in tests are worse than heroin
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    i literally use siteblock on iq test sites so i dont visit them
    
    then i disable siteblock because i can't control the urge to go back on them
    
    like wtf
20. 2017-01-15 at 9:09 PM UTC in tests are worse than heroin
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    yes i do