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2017-01-28 at 8:48 AM UTC in Post yr bookcases, insult people's taste in booksyo bling bling, how do you like 'Going Postal?'
Any Prachett you would recommend over it?
On that note, is anybody here going to read/ has recently read/ is reading/wants to talk about 1984? Because Trump is literally using doublethink. I mean, does NOBODY here remember when Trump denied he ever said anything about building a wall? -
2017-01-28 at 8:42 AM UTC in Harry Potter: The Real Story
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was one of those kids. I also wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon
What was the reasoning behind that? How did you feel about it? -
2017-01-28 at 8:41 AM UTC in Where do you think you'll be 17 million years from now?Ideally, spread thinly over what is now Eurasia. It's always been a dream of mine since I was a kid to nourish as wide a variety of flora and fauna as I can.
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2017-01-28 at 8:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI like that I can ask you what the fuck you're talking about here without getting -147 downvotes like I do on reddit. Not to mention the two dozen responses. RIP bbs style forums
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2017-01-28 at 8:38 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny Weeb girls are pretty wierd braj. Anime in america means seinen and shonen, it's a gendered subject. It's like watching snuff videos, if a dude does it then it's like "ok, that dude might be alright" but when a chick does it unironically it's like "whoa there, something's not right here".
The fuck are you talking about? I can't think of anyone I've met who thinks anime is just for guys. -
2017-01-28 at 8:34 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?What kind of pussy-twink parent gives an allowance? The fuck? Your parents don't owe it to you to give you money for doing basic shit. How the hell do you instill good work ethic in a child when you PAY them for doing things every human should do, like maintaining the place they live. Either have them do something that's actually useful (not just cleaning or mowing or shoveling) or give them the money as a gift. Otherwise you end up with spoiled brats who say shit like, "But what's the point in doing the dishes if I don't get paid to?"
Bill Krozby, your story makes me ill. I will be suing you for emotional damages. -
2017-01-28 at 7:09 AM UTC in Harry Potter: The Real Story
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I was a kid a lot of people I went to school with weren't allowed to read harry potter because it was black magic.
I was one of those kids. I also wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon -
2017-01-28 at 7:08 AM UTC in Rioting next weekTbh though one of my friends in Mexico says that it's become a war zone overnight because all the thugs went back because they were afraid of trump and I feel kinda bad for the good people of Mexico
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2017-01-28 at 7:07 AM UTC in Rioting next week
Originally posted by zok jr. Yeah being in california I asumed its like 80% mexican, 10% black folks, 9% various muslims and shit and 1% white.
Not gonna have that problem much longer lololol
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2017-01-28 at 4:33 AM UTC in Soylent shitsbecause eating tasty food is such a massive inconvenience. you're the kind of silicon valley faggot who drinks bulletproof coffee.
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2017-01-28 at 4:25 AM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
Originally posted by Lanny That's not what I'm talking about
People say that and yet I remain doubtful. I think Raymond Chandler novels are addictive and yet when someone says they don't like them my default response isn't "durr, u just need 2 read more and drive a classic american car while wearing a fedora, you haven't had the real experience". Some people just don't like some things, I don't know what about people who are into physical fitness makes them think their hobby is magically universally enjoyable.
I'm sure that's entirely true even if it's contradictory to a dozen other fitness dogmas, err I mean cults, err I mean regimens but "the best version of myself" isn't a function of my ability to uhh, lift heavy things? I really don't mean to shit on people who are into it, I totally understand the appeal even if I don't experience it personally, I just don't really care about being "shredded". Everyone has different priorities, what matters to me might mean nothing to you, and for some of us physical strength just isn't on the list of things worth giving a shit about. I mean not dying in my 40s is worth something, but it turns out you can be physically healthy with significantly less effort than it takes to be ripped or shredded or torn or grated.
I could win an olympic medal for the 10 block dash-to-bevmo. Actually carrying a box full of liquor home is actually a half decent workout.
Then what are you talking about?
That's a bad analogy. When it comes to the media we consume of course people have different opinions. But I don't know a single human who doesn't enjoy a fat endorphin release. -
2017-01-28 at 4:23 AM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
Originally posted by infinityshock carbs have nothing to do with getting bigger.
lol this is so fuckin wrong it's not even funny. Anyone who knows anything knows you need carbs to build muscle. -
2017-01-28 at 4:09 AM UTC in We can write enter off as dead now
Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Maybe he found a girl or something…
He's gay lol
He probably died of aids already -
2017-01-28 at 4:08 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon They didn't. I earned all the money I wanted to spend. At a younger age it was by doing chores around the house. In my teenage years, it was by doing yard work/washing cars etc around the neighbourhood. Aside from that, my parents would make me ask them for things rather than money, and shot down any retarded ideas I had.
You have to have a permit for that now -
2017-01-28 at 4:06 AM UTC in I have a confessionI heard they hired hillary as a consultant for the new year's festival
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball -
2017-01-28 at 4:05 AM UTC in Soylent shitsWhat did you make your soylent out of?
I've been thinking of trying it -
2017-01-28 at 3:18 AM UTC in Soylent shitsI'm in Atlanta to attend the Counter Strike: Global Offensive ELEAGUE Major tournament, and this trip is a bit of an experiment. I bought a Greyhound bus ticket instead of an airplane ticket. I'm staying in an AirBnB for the first time.
But more importantly than all of that, I'm drinking/eating nothing but Soylent, because I'm too lazy to go and find restaurants in Atlanta in the middle of a spectator event.
Which brings me to my point: I take the most incredible, heavenly shits on Soylent-only. It slips out like a mole from a hole, all light and pleasant. It isn't one of the super stinky shits either. It's absolutely delightful. -
2017-01-28 at 3:12 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?They didn't. I earned all the money I wanted to spend. At a younger age it was by doing chores around the house. In my teenage years, it was by doing yard work/washing cars etc around the neighbourhood. Aside from that, my parents would make me ask them for things rather than money, and shot down any retarded ideas I had.
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2017-01-28 at 3:10 AM UTC in Kill me nowStay strong hamp, even the mighty lion gets assraped by Virtus.Pro once in a while.
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2017-01-28 at 2:40 AM UTC in Comparing flowsI did't even think of that...id wear a respirator.