Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-31 at 12:14 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR Why are you even posting here?

   
   BECAUSE THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE TO POST!. WHERE TELL ME WHERE YOU FUCKING WHINER! HAVE SOME GOD DAMNED CHEESE WITH YOUR WINE YOUR JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE BITCH BITCH BITCH.
   
   Anyways, how are you, what have you been up to since your gone?.
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ You are an essential element to this garden. You are the tomato plant. We need you for ketchup and spaghetti sauce and things like that. Everyone has their function. Spectral is a turnip. Scron is the carrots. Bill Krozby, the onions. Sploo, the squash. Lanny, the cabbage. Malice, the cucumbers. Sophie, the parsley. Actor, the asparagus. Greenplastic, the lettuce. Aldra, the avocado. Reject, the couliflour. Bling, the weeds. Hamp, the broccoli. Discount, the kale. All the rest of the newer posters and alts are the soil. Anyone I forgot to mention is fertilizer. Everyone serves a function. Let's make this garden great again.
   
   *MAXIMUM CRINGE*

   
   
   
   Now my avatar must be a carrot.
2. 2017-01-31 at 12:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote bet i wont til i kick in the door and rob you for a dimebag :^)

   
   "Cats assume I'm cracking jokes but I ain't laughing folks, I'd slit your throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke".
3. 2017-01-31 at 12:12 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk When I was little my mom used to tickle me until I would piss, just so I wouldn't wet the bed….shit traumatized me to this day.

   
   That's fucking terrible, haha.
4. 2017-01-31 at 12:12 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've been doing beeeebbebbeebdrylll way before it was cool. I always keep 100 50mg gelcaps on hand for emergencies. It's a good drug when you have no other drugs but if I have a bag of weed and a good drink I really have no reason to take these garbage pills anymore.
   
   If I had pure DPH powder that would be another story though, maybe I should fire up a batch and sell it on ebay or some shit, it is legal.....
5. 2017-01-31 at 12:11 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You are the sun, mQ. Or taters. Your choice.
6. 2017-01-31 at 12:09 AM UTC in The girl with the derpadew tattoo
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Unthank".
7. 2017-01-31 at 12:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote i guess thats a viable option but i dont have a firearm or else id stick dealers up all day to afford a reup from my plug

   
   awe yeah I like this nigga. You just need a crew jimmy, a crew provides everything you need. Solo ventures are not recommended for first times or amateurs.
   
   Fake guns are where it's at when you are strapped for cash (not strapped for brass). Except it's harder to scare people with a loud bang when its not a real gun.
8. 2017-01-31 at 12:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You wouldn't do shit, nigga.
9. 2017-01-31 at 12:06 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you take bundy and Syncans or pretend to be a master chemist?
10. 2017-01-31 at 12:05 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This guy on my facebook is livestreaming singing The Chainsmokers "Closer" and singing the girl parts and he's really bad..I've known this dude for years and singing is his life. He has no jobs, goals, hopes or aspirations besides singing and he's like the worst singer I ever met.
    
    I met him a few years ago when I thugged over an apartment building and sold drugs (took the cash) from a ground suite window and a runner tossed the dope off the roof. This guy would sit in his bedroom for 10 hours a day singing shitty pop music loudly.
    
    
11. 2017-01-31 at 12:04 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CEV RisiR don't leave your jokes brighten my day

    
    Thank you. :)
12. 2017-01-31 at 12:03 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats ironic, considering the topic of this thread

    
    No, in general. What's your point?
13. 2017-01-31 at 12:01 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    RisiR don't leave your jokes brighten my day
14. 2017-01-30 at 11:52 PM UTC in New.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey man, thanks. Keep it up.
15. 2017-01-30 at 11:48 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why are you even posting here?
16. 2017-01-30 at 11:43 PM UTC in how catch fox
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fox smoke and ran what a cunt
17. 2017-01-30 at 11:39 PM UTC in i really like this girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey look a Bill Krozby thread
18. 2017-01-30 at 11:38 PM UTC in PWNING ANTI TRUMP PROTESTORS
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Go down there with KKK robes.
19. 2017-01-30 at 11:37 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People that think working is the only way to make money are
    Fucking Retards
20. 2017-01-30 at 11:34 PM UTC in Kill me now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got so much ice on me I'm already too cold.