Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-30 at 8:53 PM UTC in Cold remedies
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   I think turmeric and cayenne work like pseudoephedrine
2. 2017-01-30 at 8:49 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That just means you are nearing the end of your life if grand concepts such as LIFE IN SPACE and DERPADEW no longer fill you with glee.
   
   This is the end of the road bud, next stop is off a cliff. I will give you a push.
   
   See that red splat? Thats enter.
   
   Also I'm worse than everyone here combined, so thank you I hope my existence was too much for you to handle and a strong motivator in making you leave forever.

   
   It wasn't. 90% of your Thanks come from me.
3. 2017-01-30 at 8:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   This guy I'm training has the autism, he talks like a robot it's pretty lulzy
4. 2017-01-30 at 8:47 PM UTC in One in four US hackers 'is an FBI informer'
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   Originally posted by snab_snib except criminal scum aren't heroic or glorious. they're ALL crippled bastards. there's nothing noble for them to fight for; they're just failures. unfortunate waste of a soul and a body. the FBI and CIA are far, far superior to a bunch of fucking scammers and freaks.

   
   Did the FBI and CIA help you when the bullies took your lunch money, too you fucking faggot?
5. 2017-01-30 at 8:46 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That just means you are nearing the end of your life if grand concepts such as LIFE IN SPACE and DERPADEW no longer fill you with glee.
   
   This is the end of the road bud, next stop is off a cliff. I will give you a push.
   
   See that red splat? Thats enter.
   
   Also I'm worse than everyone here combined, so thank you I hope my existence was too much for you to handle and a strong motivator in making you leave forever.
6. 2017-01-30 at 8:45 PM UTC in how catch fox
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   It will come back with a friend in two days.
7. 2017-01-30 at 8:43 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
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   You don't have a penis, though.
8. 2017-01-30 at 8:41 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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   On Topic: I didn't get much. Just some money here and there to get some food or see a movie. I usually leeched off richer kids until I got my solid weed connec at the age of 14 and became the man.
   
   I got all the allowance of the neighborhood, lol.
9. 2017-01-30 at 8:38 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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   Originally posted by mmQ "There are holes in my belts! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?!!"
   
   "Dad it's a belt they're supposed to have holes that's what you latch the–"
   
   "NOT IN MY BELTS!!!!!"
   
   *belting intensifies*

   
   This made me laugh so hard.
   
   
10. 2017-01-30 at 8:25 PM UTC in One in four US hackers 'is an FBI informer'
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    Originally posted by Sophie Dude… The benefits are pretty compelling.
    
    1. Free attendance at HackerCons.
    2. Travel. All expenses paid.
    3. Cutting edge gubmint spy technology.
    4. Get out of jail free card.
    
    I have been considering following CompSci and InfoSec courses in my free time to get some formal training and in-depth knowledge. Wonder if they'd approach me. Wonder what i would do. Being a spy for the intelligence community seems like a pretty dope job to be frank.

    
    Kill yourself, fucking rat. You are like that crippled bastard in 300 who can't get his shield up.
11. 2017-01-30 at 8:20 PM UTC in how catch fox
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    You actually just have to feed it on the regular.
12. 2017-01-30 at 8:18 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
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    This is the worst place on the internet. You are the worst people.
    
    
13. 2017-01-30 at 8:15 PM UTC in How do you become a better person?
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    Stop posting here. First step.
14. 2017-01-30 at 8:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Make him take a fake drug test so he shits his pants and then say "Just kidding, let's hit some glass". Train him to be a loyal customer.
15. 2017-01-30 at 8:09 PM UTC in Kill me now
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Still haven't been to see my doctor. Went to the gloryhole instead…

    
    Tzz tzz tzz... you just can't stop him.
16. 2017-01-30 at 8:08 PM UTC in gabapentin makes me hallucinate
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    I don't even have a therapist.
17. 2017-01-30 at 8:06 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'm training a new guy at work... Gonna take a shit in an hour and shitpost. I wanna smoke weed.
18. 2017-01-30 at 8:02 PM UTC in Cold remedies
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    Pseudo-help. Do you think he is retarded and lives in Sudan without access to cold medicines?
19. 2017-01-30 at 8 PM UTC in Kill me now
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    Change my usertital to "-SpectraL". I don't give a shit.
20. 2017-01-30 at 7:59 PM UTC in Kill me now
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    If you care about your niggasin.space usertitel but not about your daughter you.. well. Trust me, Bill Krozby is an attention whore. It strokes his ego to be special no matter what kind of special it is.
    
    Now shut the fuck up, whiteknight cuck nigger.