Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-31 at 12:55 AM UTC in Omg anyone here like sushi?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd fuck her.

   
   I'd fuck her, but I'd regret it.
2. 2017-01-31 at 12:52 AM UTC in ISIS is people too
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "This from the start noob" -Scronaldo J. Trump
3. 2017-01-31 at 12:52 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You are an essential element to this garden. You are the tomato plant. We need you for ketchup and spaghetti sauce and things like that. Everyone has their function. Spectral is a turnip. Scron is the carrots. Bill Krozby, the onions. Sploo, the squash. Lanny, the cabbage. Malice, the cucumbers. Sophie, the parsley. Actor, the asparagus. Greenplastic, the lettuce. Aldra, the avocado. Reject, the couliflour. Bling, the weeds. Hamp, the broccoli. Discount, the kale. All the rest of the newer posters and alts are the soil. Anyone I forgot to mention is fertilizer. Everyone serves a function. Let's make this garden great again.
   
   *MAXIMUM CRINGE*

   
   You made me choke on my vodka.
4. 2017-01-31 at 12:51 AM UTC in trew up on my garden 10x^% more this time
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like blondes better.
5. 2017-01-31 at 12:50 AM UTC in ISIS is people too
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I`ve said this from the start noob.
6. 2017-01-31 at 12:50 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm happy for you, good luck in your new career!.
7. 2017-01-31 at 12:49 AM UTC in trew up on my garden 10x^% more this time
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ginger works really well for nausea Mr. Bling.
8. 2017-01-31 at 12:48 AM UTC in ISIS is people too
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   /thread
9. 2017-01-31 at 12:47 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR She kisses your children with the mouth she sucks other dicks.

   
   This is true.
10. 2017-01-31 at 12:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVUDdQS2UxA
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDDXSmGJZA
    
    heres you
    
    
    
    
11. 2017-01-31 at 12:46 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Tell that yourself. We both know the truth.
    
    Why did you get married in the first place if you keep sinning?

    
    Not actually legally married, because we both think its silly. but we've been together since we were 15 so I mean, the only thing missing is the paper. Her parents think we did it at the courthouse though cuz they're religious
12. 2017-01-31 at 12:45 AM UTC in ISIS is people too
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Welcome NSA, enjoy your stay.
13. 2017-01-31 at 12:44 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She kisses your children with the mouth she sucks other dicks.
14. 2017-01-31 at 12:43 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore
    
    Yes its for free. I don't know why pimping out your girlfriend would be somehow better thing to you.
    
    Me and her fuck the same guys/girls, it ain't cuckhold.

    
    Tell that yourself. We both know the truth.
    
    Why did you get married in the first place if you keep sinning?
15. 2017-01-31 at 12:41 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Yes its for free. I don't know why pimping out your girlfriend would be somehow better thing to you.
    
    Me and her fuck the same guys/girls, it ain't cuckhold.
16. 2017-01-31 at 12:40 AM UTC in Kill me now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote pull up and catch heat

    
    Did you hear that in a Drake song while your dad was driving you to school?
17. 2017-01-31 at 12:39 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can tell she's doing it for free and you accept it. Don't act like a pimp you cuck bitch.
    
    Fucking hilarious.
18. 2017-01-31 at 12:38 AM UTC in i really like this girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    /thread
19. 2017-01-31 at 12:36 AM UTC in Kill me now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote you dont know the first thing about game. why dont you do yourself a favor and leave like you mentioned

    
    No. I'll stay and shit all over you. I got game like Denzel, boy. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.
20. 2017-01-31 at 12:36 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    $500 for a half hour malice