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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Ill take the attic.
  2. Next time a black man gets elected you are justified in marchind down the streets wearing KKK robes shouting "NOT MY PRESIDENT!"
  3. I've done oxy, fent, hydromorphone and hydrocodone, opium, morphine sulfate and #4 heroin.

    What am I missing? Besides Crouton and tramadol? I've been doing opiates for years and never even had a minor problem.
  4. Pics or desbribe her physical appearance in great detail.

    What's her number? Does she have Kik or Facebook?. Pm it to me. I'll steer her right
  5. Originally posted by Lanny True, perhaps, but you've been bit salty the last few days. What's the matter bud? We're all friends here.

    I was gonna bump your thread but you locked it lol. We were just joking around man isn't TRT supposed to be in BLTC anyways? You could also move Mmqs thread if you haven't already.

    Oh wait you did already never mind.
  6. If you're both coming you have to fight for dominance cos I only have one spare bed
  7. Pic?

    If you use the same toilet as her I'd be bleaching it before everytime I use it. You'll probably get the clap just from sitting on it
  8. Everyone's welcome
  9. How many dicks do you think she's sucked for meth
  10. i meet you there
  11. Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Though an interesting feature of this forum would be if lanny allowed users to mod any thread they make. Like near adminn powers would be topkek. Down to post editing and banning from the thread. We would find out who is a fucking asshole real quick and who is a pretty cool guy.

    I don't see why my idea can't work and if anyone fucks around they can be shunned and have their threads spammed in retaliation.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ I will share a sleeping bag with anyone or anything to preserve resources.

    Don't you worry my friend!, Lanny has really opened our eyes with this communism stuff. We now have socialized housing consisting of 26 1x2 ft bedrooms.



    And it looks like greenplastic and the hooker have struck gold while digging out our bedrooms!, we're rich!.



    PRAISE THE MINERS!, we went gung ho mining and dug through the aquifer to stone and found some precious platinum and microcline. Lannys shack might be pitiful but the land below it is a wealth of resources.

    You can see some of the niggas in space huddled around the wagon in the bitter cold snow at the top left, wave hi!.



    A herd of Muskox crosses an ice field.. so majestic.

    Lets check on Hydromorphone, our expedition leader. (this is all completely randomized BTW I have no control over this lel)



    WE DUG TOO DEEP!!, but there is water in this underground cave so we can start farming.



    Alright the month is finished and the snow is melting, lets recap. We got a mine shaft leading to an underground cave, a Trade depot, the cabin now has a door and furnishings. We also have a wood shop, masonry and Lanny is busy brewing 200 barrels of alcohol to last us the winter.

  13. I'm 23 and I wanna be rich like Donald Trump and do meth in peace.

    All I do right now is work and think of ways to get rich and shitpost.
  14. I'm 22 and I'm going to build a race car and probably die in a fiery street racing accident
  15. Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I'm moving to Thailand to marry a ladyboy and have an adopted family of black children.

    At least you're not doing it here
  16. I didn't go to my graduation lel
  17. tell a girl "call me your daddy or i'll kill you" and after she does it fly away
  18. you're getting into my 8th grade jams now

    music is rotted one note is drunkcreepy bedroom electro jazz with bitches brew era miles davis influences

    feed me weird things is venetian snares style breakcore, meaning one melody loopings with the non drummer doing the equivalent of doodling with snare rushes

    go plastic overall is my favorite, and the only one i would consider good all the way though. the tracks greenways trajectory and my fucking sound are carefully crafted masterpieces once you get over the atonality

    all of their other albums are either hit or miss (ultravisitor has ultravisitor, title tracks are always good), in the end his metamorphosis is into a cringed out jazz rock parody of itself starting with the album just a souvenir

    big loada is his best e.p., even though it's of the 300 monkey drumming style who could resist a rave with this playing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkex-n03TC0

    you'd like budakhan microphone if you enjoy music is rotted one note

    Post last edited by CEV at 2017-02-02T08:55:25.605773+00:00
  19. Originally posted by Lanny It did, no amount of teenaged excitement will convince me that period of my life is worth reliving. Sometimes I go stretches of time being bummed out but every time I think my life really sucks I remember waking up every morning being anxious and bored at the same time and wanting to live under the covers. Like even if there's a lot of bullshit in my life I don't like at least I can say I dug my own grave and if I'm willing to deal with the consequences I can do whatever I want.

    In some way playing adulthood well means playing by someone else's rules but at least moving to alaska and losing toes to frostbite or shooting myself are actual options, like that's a choice that can actually be made as opposed to an edgy joke you tell your parents to freak them out. I prefer being author of my own myriad quiet failings to experiencing a one dimensional monotonic series of failures that is the microcosm of your world at 16.

    you went to gangbanger academy it's not the same

    it's kinda cool that they threw you into the sped ward for no reason
  20. Originally posted by Sophie I could probably fuck a commie chick. But she has to shut up about politics or i might be inclined to strangle her.

    children can't be real communists, they haven't suffered enough
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