Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-02 at 2:45 AM UTC in DnD/Roleplaying Forum
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   Games people play can be broad enough to include /tg/ type stuff too.
2. 2017-02-02 at 2:42 AM UTC in I love my Crouton
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   You call it a problem, I call it the answer to all my problems.
3. 2017-02-02 at 2:41 AM UTC in I love my Crouton
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   Lies.
4. 2017-02-02 at 2:41 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   mmmm dortios vrand tree angles
5. 2017-02-02 at 2:36 AM UTC in I love my Crouton
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   I wonder how many people here haven't had at least a minor opiate problem
6. 2017-02-02 at 2:23 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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   Pal I contributed more to your thread than you did
7. 2017-02-02 at 2:17 AM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
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   DAY ONE
   
   THE CABIN HAS NO DOOR AND IS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE ITS A DESOLATE WASTELAND. WHAT THE FUCK LANNY THERE IS NO WATER.
   THE ONLY THING NOT FROZEN IS THE RUM!.
   
   
   
   There are 7 of us here at Lannys cabin. Me (SC), Lanny, Hydromorphone, Greenplastic and Bill Krozby. Along the way we picked up two hookers.
   
   ((Names are picked randomly, I rolled 3 females and I wanted to start with Lanny and myself. Bill Krozby and greenplastic were random picks, if you want to be picked just post ITT))
   
   Hydro is our expedition leader for some reason, she seems to be using to hookers to control Lanny.
   Lanny is preaching about communism and the theory of work, he's pretty drunk though. The jobs are divided like this:
   
   
   
   A quick survey of the area: Leeks, Barley, Quinoa, Yams, Rye, HEMP!!!.
   
   Plum tree, pear, apple, peach and lots of apricot somehow growing at 40 below.
   
   So far we have a small mine shaft, A Cabin with no door or furnishings, a pasture with chickens and a wagon sitting
   outside in a snowstorm with all our supplies out in the open. I can already see flies around the Yams we just picked... great.
   
   We need to get everything inside before we freeze to death
   
   PROBLEM: ALL GROUND WATER IS FROZEN. The animals will surely die. Water must be found.
8. 2017-02-02 at 2:16 AM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
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   Dibs on Hydro. I don't wanna fuck the camel
9. 2017-02-02 at 2:15 AM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
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   The Niggas In Space had lived peacefully in their Capital for many years until their antics became to much for the Nobility.. We have been forced out of our homes, into the harsh wilderness.
   
   Lanny pipes up "Hey guys, I have an old shack in the woods, we could hold up there for the winter".
   
   "Great Idea!" A small party goes with Lanny to pick up some chicks at the bar, unfortunately Hydromorphone is there drunk off her ass and wants to tag along. The rest of the Niggas in Space will arrive after us.
   
   The supplies list is long but all that matters is we got plenty of Alcohol and Meat.
   For animals we have 2 rabbits, A dozen CHICKENS (and a few cocks) , Some turkeys, a Goose, A Gander, a horse and
   A camel for some reason.
   The name of our destination.... DIAMONDCRAFTS!. I think Lanny has picked a grand spot for our new home, I can't wait to see it!
   
   
   
10. 2017-02-02 at 2:15 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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    See? I contribute and he just insults me. And then cries out his vagina when someone says something vaguely offensive to him
11. 2017-02-02 at 2:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Get the klan outfit out lad and go trigger every protester
12. 2017-02-02 at 2:12 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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    Because winding Bill Krozby up is fun, he's such a victim. I replied on topic and he goes off on one insulting me whilst thinking he's the one being insulted when I did nothing of the sort except contribute to his thread
13. 2017-02-02 at 2:11 AM UTC in pusheen the cat
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    Originally posted by snab_snib you are so fucking low powered, i don't know how you live with yourself. i feel like i'm talking to a gerbil.
    
    i'm pretty sure that making you and your ilk that loiter around here aware of how much you suck and how low you score, is more productive than anything you will ever do in your entire life.
    
    you are the reason why religion is necessary, and that atheism and tolerance must be crushed with physical force; you need strong guidance, you need to be commanded what to think and when to think it and punished for thinking otherwise. left to your own devices you are a net negative on everything you touch. free will was a fucking mistake.

    
    lol, and I bet you're probably Elon Musk or some shit right?
14. 2017-02-02 at 2:09 AM UTC in Needs more trolls
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    I'd be down for tacho to come back, he was so easy to make fun of
15. 2017-02-02 at 2:06 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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    So how am I retarded when that's exactly what I was on about?
    
    "If citys aren't going to cooperate with federal policy, why should they get federal funding? "
16. 2017-02-02 at 1:49 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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    Of course the Sheriff is a guy. What else is he going to be, Sheriff Primm?
17. 2017-02-02 at 1:37 AM UTC in Greg abbott cuts funding towards travis county
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    Exactly, so what is your point?
18. 2017-02-02 at 1:36 AM UTC in WHY THE FUCK IS STARBUCKS SO ASS FUCKINGLY EXPENSIVE???!
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a liar and an idiot. And you have zero idea on geo-politics
    
    get out of my thread

    
    *Your
19. 2017-02-02 at 1:32 AM UTC in The month of the nigga
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not really dumb, just extremely shortsighted. After all, Lanny is from a (now-extinct) much larger pack of chronic shortsighters, who were in control of the Zoklet community. They were very well known for flying in the face of basic common sense and even the most rudimentary levels of logic. Placing the term "nigga" in the title only serves to block, or at least delegate, the entire site away from 90%+ of web crawlers, search engines, and network enhancements. On the other hand, the name serves to make Lanny personally look like a "hard OG", which is how those shortsighters always operated - not from any sense of practical methods, but rather from the extreme need to satiate their own starved egos - so it's not like the name just appeared out of thin air at random or anything; they prefer momentary personal satisfaction over the best welfare of the community in each and every instance, every single time.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by snab_snib niggas in space is such a dumb name. i'm not sure if it's good dumb or bad dumb yet. the jury is out currently.

    
    Meh. I felt the same way at first but at least it's not "totse 3" or "zoklet 2" or "raw cock for raw pervs"
20. 2017-02-02 at 1:29 AM UTC in WHY THE FUCK IS STARBUCKS SO ASS FUCKINGLY EXPENSIVE???!
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you don't get free refills at starbucks asshole and the wi-fi cost, money dumb fuck
    
    it cost 8.99 per day to use their wi-fi, i already pay for wifi at my place, i cant spend all day at a coffee shop cause it cost 2 dollars there to get there in gas, then when i get home i got to pay for the cat to get washed, the electricity, the gas, phone , the bills, every fucking thing man, i'm left with 35 dollars at the end of the week.
    
    the working mans gotta pay for everything, fam. the fucking politicians don't pay , shit, hunter and agnew get all the tax cuts.
    
    I'd be a mother fucker if the navy and the marines were behind me too
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-02T01:17:21.342222+00:00

    
    Why do you pay to have your cat washed