Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-06 at 3:26 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   EZ WIN
2. 2017-02-06 at 3:19 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   No matter what happens now, Tom Brady has already cemented his position as the greatest quarterback of all time. Pats are still gonna win tho.
3. 2017-02-06 at 3:14 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   Lewis is a fucking bitch nigga
4. 2017-02-06 at 3:12 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   DONT FUCK THIS UP TOM
5. 2017-02-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   EASIEST TROPHY OF BILL BELICHICK'S LIFE
   
   GREATEST COMEBACK IN SUPERBOWL HISTORY
   
   EZ
6. 2017-02-06 at 3:08 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   This shit is rigged as fuck
7. 2017-02-06 at 2:39 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   Lol is your team losing?
8. 2017-02-06 at 2:29 AM UTC in Is your dick regular or goofy?
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   My penis is shaped like a pretzel
   
   Back in high school after gym class all the kids used to point at me and laugh while chanting "pretzel dick, pretzel dick!"
   
   Then they used to line up 1 by 1 to suck the salt off it.
9. 2017-02-06 at 2:27 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed
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   2 hard (you are trying)
10. 2017-02-06 at 2:25 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed
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    Originally posted by snab_snib could just cut their paws off with a bolt cutter and use a blowtorch to cauterize them. they could still get around, name em stumpy.

    
    Guess what you and Gypsum have in common
    
    
11. 2017-02-06 at 2:22 AM UTC in If I was homeless, I'd be creeped out by anyone who came up to me offering work.
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    They make great messengers, just give them a backpack with a pressure cooker in it and BAM
    
    
    
    ezpz
12. 2017-02-06 at 2:20 AM UTC in When is it
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    Jenny I need ur area code u dum nigger
13. 2017-02-06 at 2:19 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed
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    Originally posted by infinityshock they walk across the paint on your car with their claws and scratch the fuck out of it

    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4
14. 2017-02-06 at 2:17 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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15. 2017-02-06 at 2:16 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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    BELICHICK YOU DUMB NIGGER
16. 2017-02-06 at 2:11 AM UTC in When is it
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    tell me ur phone number, ill give u a buzz then youll find it
17. 2017-02-06 at 2:10 AM UTC in the FBI keeps trying to talk to me
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    
    r u mac from always sunny
18. 2017-02-06 at 2:08 AM UTC in the FBI keeps trying to talk to me
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    Try to sell them drugs.
19. 2017-02-06 at 2:08 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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    Gostkowski is mentally retarded or something, how do you miss a kick like that, lol.
20. 2017-02-06 at 1:56 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed
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    Originally posted by snab_snib fucking beat them with a hammer and then put them into a bucket and toss it into closet.