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cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed

  1. #21
    Originally posted by mmQ They nicely shit and piss in a box for you.

    They generally leave you alone.

    They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.

    They are often times silly.

    They clean themselves.

    They aren't obnoxious around strangers.

    You don't have to take them for walks.

    They are cutie patooties.

    They like warms.

    All good things.

    Cats.

    +1 QFT
  2. #22
    Originally posted by snab_snib fucking beat them with a hammer and then put them into a bucket and toss it into closet.

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  3. #23
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    yeah that was edgy
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ They nicely shit and piss in a box for you.

    They generally leave you alone.

    They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.

    They are often times silly.

    They clean themselves.

    They aren't obnoxious around strangers.

    You don't have to take them for walks.

    They are cutie patooties.

    They like warms.

    All good things.

    Cats.

    they walk across the paint on your car with their claws and scratch the fuck out of it
  5. #25
    Originally posted by infinityshock they walk across the paint on your car with their claws and scratch the fuck out of it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4
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  6. #26
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

    could just cut their paws off with a bolt cutter and use a blowtorch to cauterize them. they could still get around, name em stumpy.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by snab_snib could just cut their paws off with a bolt cutter and use a blowtorch to cauterize them. they could still get around, name em stumpy.

    Guess what you and Gypsum have in common

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  8. #28
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    edges?
  9. #29
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Guess what you and Gypsum have in common


    wow you replaced the picture
  10. #30
    2 hard (you are trying)
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  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Snib is definitely more of a talc. Talcum powder, specifically.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my cat is awesome because he checks on me if im alive by punching me in my eye and when i wake up he steals a kiss and runs away. other than that he does weirdo psyops likes hide out of the bathroom and when i open the door he jumps out (he's always in the same place so I get it) and he claws my legs.


    and even though he acts weird, he will cuddle up with me and warm my stomach up and we will sleep for a bit. and when ever he runs he does a sound before he huns, like he's "jetting off" like gizmo. he's really weird


  13. #33
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Cats are the best pets.

    Dogs mostly just eat, shit, drool, and goof off.

    Cats, on the other hand, perform a very useful service by actively pursuing rodents and other pests in their territory. They earn their keep because they're not freeloading assholes.

    /thread bitch
  14. #34
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Cats are the best pets.

    Dogs mostly just eat, shit, drool, and goof off.

    Cats, on the other hand, perform a very useful service by actively pursuing rodents and other pests in their territory. They earn their keep because they're not freeloading assholes.

    /thread bitch

    dogs hunt rats far better. dogs will protect you and you can use dogs as a radar because their senses extend beyond yours and you can read them. cat's are nigger tier pets. they are pest. they actually carry more disease than rats, so it's better to just have fucking rodents than to have cats, and if you pay to have cats, you're fucking cucked. besides the fact that cats infect you with a disease that literally makes you a homosexual suicidal liberal.

    cats are fucking shit and should be exterminated on sight. sometime this summer i'm going to get some variety of night scope for my bow, and i'm going to go coyote hunting throughout local fields, and there's a development down the road. i'm going to kill every fucking cat i see with an arrow.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^Do it. I think it's a good idea.
  16. #36
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ False

  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib dogs hunt rats far better. dogs will protect you and you can use dogs as a radar because their senses extend beyond yours and you can read them. cat's are nigger tier pets. they are pest. they actually carry more disease than rats, so it's better to just have fucking rodents than to have cats, and if you pay to have cats, you're fucking cucked. besides the fact that cats infect you with a disease that literally makes you a homosexual suicidal liberal.

    cats are fucking shit and should be exterminated on sight. sometime this summer i'm going to get some variety of night scope for my bow, and i'm going to go coyote hunting throughout local fields, and there's a development down the road. i'm going to kill every fucking cat i see with an arrow.

    signed
  18. #38
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by snab_snib wow you replaced the picture

    Can yall please post more funny pics of this tryhard?
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