Is your dick regular or goofy?

1. 2017-02-05 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ??? 💩
2. 2017-02-05 at 6:53 AM UTC

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   a·nom·a·ly Houston
   normal i guess
3. 2017-02-05 at 7:06 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Turpid, mostly.
4. 2017-02-05 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does this look like a ∆ to you?
5. 2017-02-06 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   It's a little smaller than I would like
6. 2017-02-06 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pretty regular.
7. 2017-02-06 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Curves to the left to get those hard to reach gspots.
8. 2017-02-06 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   my penis is upright and beautiful
9. 2017-02-06 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My penis is shaped like a pretzel
   
   Back in high school after gym class all the kids used to point at me and laugh while chanting "pretzel dick, pretzel dick!"
   
   Then they used to line up 1 by 1 to suck the salt off it.
10. 2017-02-06 at 4:49 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    extra crispy
11. 2017-02-06 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    i just have a really big outie bellybutton
12. 2017-02-06 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Outey belly buttons are fucking gross.
13. 2017-02-06 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #13
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Outey belly buttons are fucking gross.

    
    (i was just pretending)
14. 2017-02-06 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Good.
    
    One time I saw a chick had an outey and I put my clothes back on
15. 2017-02-06 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Good.
    
    One time I saw a chick had an outey and I put my clothes back on

    
    "I'm too highbrow for this pussy."
    
    *Walks home and faps to interracial lesbian midget porn*
16. 2017-02-06 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What constitutes as goofy and what constitutes as normal?
17. 2017-02-06 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #17
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HampTheToker "I'm too highbrow for this pussy."
    
    *Walks home and faps to interracial lesbian midget porn*

    
    let me guess, you're some kind of vaginal simpleton?
    
    nothing but a country bumpkin, taking any orifice presented to you?
    
    only a true patrician has a pussy eugenics chart
18. 2017-02-06 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ha I'm joking. It was cos she was fat and I was too drunk to get it up. She was jerkin' my floppy and it just wasn't going anywhere
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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19. 2017-02-06 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #19
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Innie nipples
20. 2017-02-08 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have a wongus