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2017-02-08 at 6:43 AM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.

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Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher That's because you're doing it wrong

If you have a hardcore tweaker in the house, just play gta 5 in another room and get in a police chase and then turn the volume up really loud and if he comes in turn off the tv

Nah man. Play GTA but use headphones, and put one of these in the wall first. Hook it up to an old phone or cheap mp3 player.

https://www.amazon.com/X-Mini-XAM4-B-Portable-Capsule-Speaker/dp/B001UEBN42?th=1

Tapping noises every 1:47 seconds. The staggering is so that he can't count it to exactly two minutes. If you're feeling adventurous, edit it so that it slowly goes up to intervals of two minutes, and then back down to 1:30 or something. His sense of time will feel so fucked.

Now when he digs apart the wall, and he will, you need to act very surprised. Play into his conspiracy theories that his ex-girlfriend planted it there to fuck with him. I mean she did come over a few weekends ago.

When things settle down, go to the fridge and fill a glass with ice and just shake it non-stop. Have a regular glass of ice and water nearby, half finished. When he comes to check it out you just hide the ice cup and start sipping on your water.

At this point he'll start to believe you're in on it. So you need to gain his trust. Invite him to play videogames or something. Stop the shenanigans this go-around and start plotting for next time as you let him win in Smash Bros.

2017-02-08 at 6:35 AM UTC in If hou pm an address i'll mail you something cool.

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Originally posted by HampTheToker False.

Anytown is kind of like the District of Columbia. It isn't a separate state, though it somewhat functions like one.

Now, send me my shit, fucker.

dont call me fucker and fuck your shit fucking shit fucker

2017-02-08 at 6:34 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

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aldra's mom is a respectable member of society

2017-02-08 at 6:27 AM UTC in 1 FULL YEAR OF NIGGASINSPACE

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1 year of asylum from the dragon dick licker arnthrax. I wonder if Zok still has the domain out of prideful paranoia

2017-02-08 at 6:26 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

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Originally posted by aldra the only thing a cock that size would be good for is performing the gayest bludgeoning ever

And yet it's barely sufficient to satisfy yo mama

2017-02-08 at 6:23 AM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.

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Originally posted by Lanny It seems like you brought up Bell's theorem as a knockdown argument against hidden variable explanations of seemingly random random phenomena (e.g. time to decay).

Yes, correct

I'm asking how the experiments cited in that link do this.

I guess as I think about it I understand it a little better, a hidden local variable carried at the point of emission couldn't be the only factor in determining what the spin of an electron is when later measured. Ok, I see the issue there, but this doesn't seem like an argument for a probabilistic model either. The problem (that non-local measurements seem to affect each other's outcome) here doesn't go away if we say the spin of an electron is probabilistic and truly random. A probabilistic model of electron spin would still seem to predict Bell's inequality will hold in experimental results.

Oh geez, I see exactly what you have wrong but it's very difficult to explain it.

Okay imagine there are some balls. Each ball has either 1 or 2 printed on it, either A or B printed on the opposite side, and each ball is either red or green.

Bell's inequality is essentially that of these balls, the number which have, for example, 1-B plus the number which have
A-green is at least the amount that are 1-green. This is mathematically true, you can test this yourself if you feel like it. You can use this for any first second third pair of properties.

Okay, so imagine that you and I both have a box of our own. A third party takes "unmatched pairs" (eg 1ARed and 2BGreen) of these balls and gives one to you and to me. We both open our shit, turns out that we now also know what each other's ball looks like because it is the opposite. Repeat this experiment 100 times and you will notice that the inequality holds true, because it's a mathematical necessity of you drawing each ball from this pool of balls. This drawing is the "local variable" that determines the outcome.

In experiment, this does not happen all the time; you can do it 1000 times and you might observe that the inequality is violated. This means that you are not simply drawing from *any* prior "pool", it is simply being generated as the photons are being observed.

The problem is not actually that the measurement of one affects the other. It is that one being a certain result means that other necessarily have has to be the other, and this would suggest a local variable is responsible i.e. In my example you are drawing from a pool. However experimental data shows that while one measurement does in fact tell us the other, the violation of the inequality means that it's not coming from some hidden variable (in my example, being drawn from a pool). In actual QM, it does not matter what the hidden variable is, what its nature is or the mechanism of its action, because if it is indeed a variable that determines the spin of either particle then it needs to respect the inequality, unless you are willing to toss out the established laws of mathematics, or find a fault in the mathematical proof establishing the inequality.

It simply "happens", and the spin is determined as a matter of chance for no apparent "reason" upon observation. That's why it can violate the inequality.

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2017-02-08 at 5:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Weed and drink cures insomnia

2017-02-08 at 5:51 AM UTC in One day, this forum will be called Shitfuckers in space.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30

2017-02-08 at 5:23 AM UTC in One day, this forum will be called Shitfuckers in space.

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It'll take as long as it takes, but it will be.

2017-02-08 at 4:55 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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^ and I quit drinking, lol.

2017-02-08 at 4:22 AM UTC in sending for somebody

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2017-02-08 at 4:11 AM UTC in sending for somebody

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Anyone ever try this? I think I first noticed it reading Crime and Punishment. It's set back before they had internet and phones and stuff so if you want to hang out or talk to someone you have to go get your servant or someone else to send for them. Like "hey, porter, go send for the priest." Then they just automatically come talk to you.

Also I heard skepta talking about sending for someone like he's gonna fight. So you could do that to. "Send for the baker, I'm fucking pissed off and need violence."

2017-02-08 at 4:09 AM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Watching a dude not sleep for a week sounds pointless to me

That's because you're doing it wrong

If you have a hardcore tweaker in the house, just play gta 5 in another room and get in a police chase and then turn the volume up really loud and if he comes in turn off the tv

2017-02-08 at 3:57 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

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Originally posted by Discount Whore While you're busy showing your cock repeatedly in the bathroom, the rest of your co-workers are in hysterics back in the boardroom. They egg each other on, trying to get everyone to go into the bathroom with you so that they can come back and laugh it up over how you showed your dark, tiny, shriveled cock to all fourteen people working on the project.

Wishful thinking from a man who was shaken to the core by my Arizona Ice Tea can sized penis.

2017-02-08 at 3:52 AM UTC in Is your dick regular or goofy?

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goofy

2017-02-08 at 3:51 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

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While you're busy showing your cock repeatedly in the bathroom, the rest of your co-workers are in hysterics back in the boardroom. They egg each other on, trying to get everyone to go into the bathroom with you so that they can come back and laugh it up over how you showed your dark, tiny, shriveled cock to all fourteen people working on the project.

2017-02-08 at 3:48 AM UTC in Why are lesbians so hateful?

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Originally posted by mmQ lesbians are gay

you take that back

2017-02-08 at 3:43 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

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Sometimes when I'm pissing at a meeting and someone from across the table comes into the bathroom as well, I'll shakle the piss off my dick and leave my cock hanging out, turn to them and pull it back in. This intimidates them and asserts my beta dominance over them. I do this 1 by 1 to each member of the other party and use this to gain an advantage in my business dealings.

2017-02-08 at 3:42 AM UTC in I love my Crouton

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Bill Krozby nobody pays attention to your videos. I don't even look at the titles. Just explain yourself in text.

2017-02-08 at 3:42 AM UTC in Do you steal?

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I cry everyday over it

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