Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in Learn to pronouce faggots
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Watch that clip and the rest of that channel and just get lost in the wonder of words. You absolute fucking faggots.
2. 2017-02-08 at 12:05 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what does it say about the nature of existence that the most enjoyable point is when you forget who you ate, the burden of i.d.entity, of limitations, and are truly divorced from ordinary reality?

   
   It's OK, malice. I sometimes forget who I've eaten too.
3. 2017-02-08 at 11:54 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ....why were you wearing a wig? You crack me up
4. 2017-02-08 at 11:40 AM UTC in Dirtiest thing your dick has ever been in?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My ex kinda smelled bad compared to the other chicks I've shagged, bled quite often and she'd never go to the bathroom to clean herself up after dumping my seed in her, she'd just leave it there for hours.
   
   I'm guna say her. I really should have got an STD test
5. 2017-02-08 at 11:08 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   People who always go on about how big their dick is are guaranteed to have a tiny todger. Sorry captain, you're insecurity shows through
6. 2017-02-08 at 10 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let's see that cock Bill Krozby, stop hiding from me.
7. 2017-02-08 at 9:59 AM UTC in Dirtiest thing your dick has ever been in?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I'm in my mid 20s and have genuinely never so much as held hands. nor have I wanted to. I see no end in sight to this and have no plans to deviate from my path.

   
   Also 99% sure I've seen you complain on zoklet about being alone, so don't pretend nigga.
8. 2017-02-08 at 9:58 AM UTC in Dirtiest thing your dick has ever been in?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol @ taking benedryl and melatonin. You should just stick to the melatonin for a while and fix yourself. I'm 99% sure Benedryl doesn't do your melatonin levels any favors.
   
   Also lol @ the rest of your post
9. 2017-02-08 at 9:54 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ooooboy, nevermind.
10. 2017-02-08 at 8:51 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is it because you're neither?
11. 2017-02-08 at 8:50 AM UTC in Dirtiest thing your dick has ever been in?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I was 20 I went to someone's 21st party and fucked this fat girl in the ass in the birthday boy's sister's room. We were both really drunk and didn't have any lube, so we used some of his sister's fancy looking lotion. I remember this girl's ass smelling like hell too, but my dick was already out and she was rubbing strawberry vanilla smelling cream into it so I had to add my cream to the bunch.
    
    I honestly feel a little nauseous thinking about this. I'll always remember the bit of shit that was pushed up on the base of my shaft after I pulled out and cleaned up in the bathroom. She was so fucking ugly too, had a face like a dinner plate. Probably at least 300lbs if not more.
    
    Anyway, your turnz
12. 2017-02-08 at 8:46 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice would you be willing to do an interview for a project of mine?
13. 2017-02-08 at 8:45 AM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bump
14. 2017-02-08 at 8:42 AM UTC in If hou pm an address i'll mail you something cool.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker I'll shit on your fuck stick and fuck you with it, and then you'll be legit. No homo.

    
    it aint homo till the shits touch
15. 2017-02-08 at 8:41 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling shower nt a growr xD;DDD

    
    Would be weird to be a grower in the men's restroom.
16. 2017-02-08 at 8:40 AM UTC in I love my Crouton
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^hits women because his dick is too small to deliver the pounding they need
17. 2017-02-08 at 7:47 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think you misunderstood. She's an artist. Disabled kids are her favorite medium.
    
    
    
    This may look like an old woman playing with rope, but it's actually a taxidermy 9 year old.
18. 2017-02-08 at 6:56 AM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra yeah she works with disabled kids and doesn't interfere with them as far as I know

    
    I bet that experience really helped her deal with raising you. Or does she only work with physically disabled kids?
19. 2017-02-08 at 6:49 AM UTC in If hou pm an address i'll mail you something cool.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, okemos is like right by me. Just because of that, and because bling bling, that address is getting a free trinket/prize from the Shitfuckers club.
20. 2017-02-08 at 6:45 AM UTC in If hou pm an address i'll mail you something cool.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling x2429 sowerblvd
    okemos Mi 48864
    united state

    
    united state
    
    u kno the one