Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-08 at 2:47 PM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
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   Who says you have to be in the bathroom to whip it out?.
2. 2017-02-08 at 2:46 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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   Originally posted by Malice Damn that sounds like a dangerous situation. Either way you'll probably end up majorly fucked over.
   
   Always remember: "In love and revenge, woman is more barbaric than man." - Nietzsche (Jaded or not he was damn right)

   
   I don't blame her for wanting the best. I'm a lot of fun.
3. 2017-02-08 at 2:44 PM UTC in Learn to pronouce faggots
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   Ark ansis.
4. 2017-02-08 at 2:26 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   I don't like sleeping sober.
5. 2017-02-08 at 2:20 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   On the plus side I just rang the bank up and got a £10 refund so at least I can get high and drunk tomorrow
6. 2017-02-08 at 1:57 PM UTC in 1 FULL YEAR OF NIGGASINSPACE
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   Thats the plan. What else should I buy?
7. 2017-02-08 at 1:56 PM UTC in Google hotlinking images
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   Google images sucks now.
8. 2017-02-08 at 1:56 PM UTC in Small bourgeoisie
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   Most of my family is upper class but my parents and I are working class.
   
   I think I'm a lumpenproletariat
9. 2017-02-08 at 1:52 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition
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   Come on the farm and I'll kill you.
10. 2017-02-08 at 1:48 PM UTC in Google hotlinking images
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    This is too much, though.
11. 2017-02-08 at 1:47 PM UTC in Learn to pronouce faggots
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    It doesn't fucking work like that.
    
    Arkansas.
12. 2017-02-08 at 1:44 PM UTC in Small bourgeoisie
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    I'm in the same social class as malice except I'm employed
13. 2017-02-08 at 1:42 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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    Originally posted by blackbird I steal if I see an opportunity to. I only shoplift really, I don’t steal from individual people. There’s like a sense of accomplishment when you lift something that you just don’t feel when I just buy it.
    
    When I was in school I was kinda a klepto. I used to steal random shit from class that I would never have any use for. I did steal a TI-83, probably the best thing I ever got from there.

    
    I stole a ti-83 from my high school, but only because they stole mine first
    
    We were doing some bullshit in a computer lab or something near the end of the day and someone pulled the fire alarm
    
    By the time we got back in the lab the doors had been locked so we had to go home
    
    The next day the teacher didn't believe me so I stole a better one
    
    Four years later I spilled acetone on it at work and all of the buttons melted together
    
14. 2017-02-08 at 1:38 PM UTC in I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers
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    Originally posted by Discount Whore Let's see that cock Bill Krozby, stop hiding from me.

    
    No no no..... just don't do that.
15. 2017-02-08 at 1:38 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Urgh I've been sanctioned by the job centre.
    
    I rang them up purely to call them a bunch of "money grabbing jedi cunts" and hung up
16. 2017-02-08 at 1:37 PM UTC in Small bourgeoisie
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    I'm in the social class where I spend my limited money on things that will provide the most functionality while still being alright.
17. 2017-02-08 at 1:36 PM UTC in Small bourgeoisie
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    Probably fakes
18. 2017-02-08 at 1:35 PM UTC in Google hotlinking images
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    True dat nigga. Fuck google.
19. 2017-02-08 at 1:34 PM UTC in Small bourgeoisie
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    Do you consider yourself to be in a different social class than those around you?.
    
    DO you value things like education for your children and hope they get into a good school and make lots of money?.
    
    I notice where I work there are lots of different classes because one girl is crying telling me how she can't pay her bills and another guy I work with wears Versace and designer labels to a factory job and they get ripped and dirty and he doesn't care.
    
    
20. 2017-02-08 at 1:30 PM UTC in 1 FULL YEAR OF NIGGASINSPACE
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I should buy LLZ

    
    DO IT
    
    And then point the domain here