Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-09 at 5:05 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Benzos are the fast forward button for life.

   
   For real.
   
   A week passes in the time of the day
2. 2017-02-09 at 5:04 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do ypu still workout, Malice?
3. 2017-02-09 at 5:04 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well, my bank hates me. Went to cash machine to get money out for smoke and that was fine, no problem, went into shop to buy some cider and sweets and it rejects my new pin three times so my card got blocked again. FUCK BANKS
4. 2017-02-09 at 5 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie You're kind of avoiding the question.

   
   because it's qewl
5. 2017-02-09 at 4:58 PM UTC in Can we please out child molesters?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's also nature doing its thing. A killa doesn't need protection. A banger doesn't, either. Faggots and pedos are physically and mentally inferior to prededatory beta males. That's why protective custody exists.
   
   A non violent dude might do time for drugs but they aren't put in PC units. I think that shit is fucked up.
6. 2017-02-09 at 4:52 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Why do you feel the need to identify as evil?

   
   its what i do though. sometimes i feel like im too normal for coughgel mannerisms but it feels good in the moment and then i forget about it.
7. 2017-02-09 at 4:47 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i spend all day watching music videos of pretty girls and thinking about doing horrible things to them
8. 2017-02-09 at 4:41 PM UTC in geting ur finger cut off jst for the rush
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject One time when I was really high on etizolam or summin I was trying to light a bong of syncans. My lighter was on the way out so I took off the metal guard bit and jacked it up and didn't put it back on.
   
   Long story short, the flame burnt through the plastic and it started spraying out fire and I burnt my thumb pretty bad and almost set my bed on fire cos for some reason I chucked it on there before picking it back up, running to the bathroom and chucking it in the sink

   
   I put a lighter like that in a drawer once. I didn't notice that there must have been a tiny flame burning the plastic. Then it blew up inside my stash drawer. It wasn't the best day.
9. 2017-02-09 at 4:35 PM UTC in Individuals Who Need To Step Forward And Identify Themselves On This Site
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL …. Vladdie? Is that really you??

   
   Spectral every time someone accidentally enters his nursing home room.^^^
10. 2017-02-09 at 4:31 PM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump White people don't say this.

    
    It's true.
11. 2017-02-09 at 4:22 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I prefer regular cartoons.

    
    I just busted the fattest nut on Elmer Fudd.
12. 2017-02-09 at 4:20 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm glad you have finally found and accepted your place, Mal.
    
    I hope it makes you happy.
13. 2017-02-09 at 4:04 PM UTC in just got 4,870.13 dollars
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Checking in to see if mQ has been cashed outside yet.
14. 2017-02-09 at 2:20 PM UTC in Loans in the U.K. without credit check and guarantor?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Raoul Thank you very much for your advice ;)
    In general there are no credit check for loans under £100?

    
    I don't think so, but as I say they all have to credit check now, but for under £100 I think they're more slack and if you have no/bad credit I think they let it slide, especially if you use a real company/phone number/email for your work details.
    
    Don't take my word for any of this cos in the past couple of years they've really tightened up on it, but yea paydayuk gave me a £200 loan last August or something and I used to have debts of like £9k I wiped off with a Debt Relief Order haha.
    
    Good luck to ya
15. 2017-02-09 at 2:15 PM UTC in Loans in the U.K. without credit check and guarantor?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'll give you a loan but I need some kind of collateral.
16. 2017-02-09 at 2:14 PM UTC in If you were bi, and you had 2 dicks...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib i once had a dream that i had 2 dicks and it felt normal. i think that by year 3000 it'll be fairly commonplace.

    
    When i was like 12 I had a dream that I could pull an extra dick out of my ball sack
    
    I then decided to try to jack them both off at once
    
    It didn't work, the second one kept sinking back into my sack
    
    No joke
    
    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-02-09T14:18:14.525475+00:00
17. 2017-02-09 at 1:58 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I fucked up.
    
    I have a job where I interact with managers all day, I train people and stuff
    
    I'm so high right now.
    
    This weed is some next level shit. I have a massive tolerance and I'm 10/10 high waiting for the bus right meow
    
    If nobody notices I'm high I will think they are all retarded. This is bad.
    
    I can work while tripping on LSD and binging on meth, I can hide i t but my eyes are really red.
    
    Its just such boring work, I hate working sober.
    
    I should be high until 2pm. This weed man
    
    I become towlie on this weed
    
    
18. 2017-02-09 at 1:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump cuck'd

    
    It was a joke about my new pin number before realising that wasn't the smartest move
19. 2017-02-09 at 1:44 PM UTC in Loans in the U.K. without credit check and guarantor?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You'll be lucky to find one which doesn't credit check at all cos they all have to these days, it's not like the glory days a few days ago when they'd give hundreds to anyone. But my credit is shocking (.... because I abused payday loan companies lol) and paydayuk gave me one last year. I think you have more luck if you keep it under £100 and look up a factory near you and use their name and phone number and say you work there
20. 2017-02-09 at 1:29 PM UTC in lobsterjoy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31mB6apCoE