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teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-02-09 at 4:17 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:19 PM UTCI prefer regular cartoons.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-09 at 4:20 PM UTCI'm glad you have finally found and accepted your place, Mal.
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2017-02-09 at 4:22 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:43 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:47 PM UTCi spend all day watching music videos of pretty girls and thinking about doing horrible things to them
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2017-02-09 at 4:50 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:52 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:57 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:57 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 4:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Sophie, have you seen koyomimonogatari yet? Because, wew lawd, episode 9 is a heartstopper.
https://gfycat.com/DeliciousInfamousKillifish
Being blindfolded and gagged by them must be what heaven is like…
Also just learned the next segment of the story will be shinobumonogatari: https://www.reddit.com/r/araragi/comments/5naxyt/monogatari_series_will_continue_after/?st=iyxjo0gv&sh=bb896d19
I'm tempted to see kizumonogatari in a theater, part 3 will likely be available here soon: https://www.yelp.com/biz/new-people-cinema-san-francisco
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-09T07:32:24.299522+00:00
Bump. You can view these as a standalone, btw. Only 12 minutes long, they were originally released through an app: http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Koyomimonogatari/Episode-009?id=123726
May be developing a mild BDSM fetish. Being abused by a god-tier loli like Shinobu would be mind blowing.
"Shinobu-chan, I don't think this will be enough. Purely for the sake of honesty, because I am a righteous man, I must admit I may be able to fool you if I'm left able to speak. You should also stuff one of the legs in my mouth just to be safe."
*Shinobu's eyes narrow in suspicion, giving me a mild glare*
"Why don't you do it yourself then, servant?"
"Because I don't want to, I'm not a pervert! I'm only this because you insist on it!"
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2017-02-09 at 5 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 5:04 PM UTCWell, my bank hates me. Went to cash machine to get money out for smoke and that was fine, no problem, went into shop to buy some cider and sweets and it rejects my new pin three times so my card got blocked again. FUCK BANKS
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2017-02-09 at 5:04 PM UTCDo ypu still workout, Malice?
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2017-02-09 at 5:05 PM UTC
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2017-02-09 at 5:06 PM UTCOh, also, apparently Elon Musk is actually building a giant underground tunnel in Los Angeles: http://www.sciencealert.com/elon-musk-has-released-photos-of-his-underground-tunnels
Holy shit, he's like a real life Randian character! I remember him tweeting about this a few months ago, who would have expected him to actually go through with it so soon? https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/286766
This is pretty fucking cool. I like the way he thinks. -
2017-02-09 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Bump. You can view these as a standalone, btw. Only 12 minutes long, they were originally released through an app: http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Koyomimonogatari/Episode-009?id=123726
May be developing a mild BDSM fetish. Being abused by a god-tier loli like Shinobu would be mind blowing.
"Shinobu-chan, I don't think this will be enough. Purely for the sake of honesty, because I am a righteous man, I must admit I may be able to fool you if I'm left able to speak. You should also stuff one of the legs in my mouth just to be safe."
*Shinobu's eyes narrow in suspicion, giving me a mild glare*
"Why don't you do it yourself then, servant?"
"Because I don't want to, I'm not a pervert! I'm only this because you insist on it!"
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-09T17:03:51.948646+00:00
Haven't seen the *monogatari series yet. Also Shinobu is more 50/50 loli/hebe, i should probably watch it. Your little RP spiel did give me a good chuckle. -
2017-02-09 at 5:11 PM UTC
"Because I don't want to, I'm not a pervert! I'm only this because you insist on it!"
Beautiful defense mechanism. Keeps yourself from actually admitting lust and sexualizes the female.
Keep doing this, Malice. Seriously, explore your sexuality. -
2017-02-09 at 5:12 PM UTCAlso i like how you seem to be drifting towards a preference for loli Mal Mal. This is a good development on the whole. In general though the chronophile community is of the opinion that if you're into 2d lolicon you're actually a closeted pedo. But don't let that dissuade you.
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2017-02-09 at 5:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Benzos are the fast forward button for life.
I'm looking to enjoy monotony, not forget it.
I'm way more efficient of a worker when I'm high on cannabis, I feel like I'm faster and can see several steps ahead of what I'm doing.
I did almost my entire days work in 2 hours.. Gonna have to sweep and socialize for the next 6 hours lol.
This weed. I think its indica I am pretty baked still
