Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-09 at 11:24 PM UTC in Probably won't have internet for a while
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why has mmQ not been cashed outside yet?.
2. 2017-02-09 at 11:22 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   I'm gonna go to the pharmacy that wouldn't sell me codeine and ask for benzedrex.
   
   All the girls there are fucktarded and just stare at me when I ask for stuff. Like what the hell do these people do? Get a slip of paper and pull some pills off a shelf? Wow thats such an important job.
   
   But when you ask them to use their brains for one second so I can get some fucking medicine they melt down and cry "MUH HEALTHCARE CARD!" "MUH FRREEE HEALTHCARE!" and then sparks start flying out of their ears and they give me this look
   
   
   
   I should record my conversation on vocaroo when I go there.
   
   I'm also gonna check the needle box
3. 2017-02-09 at 11:14 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CEV Trianglism, Tech, and Tendies

   
   You never let me down sploo.
4. 2017-02-09 at 11:12 PM UTC in Who runs this fucking shithole?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Calm down m8 :D

   
   Hahahaha.... looks like Britney's still excited about her sleep over in the pen. LOL.
   
   No offense, Semi. I'm just fucking around.
5. 2017-02-09 at 11:10 PM UTC in sploo was The Self Taught Man/Clutch/Fag who banned himself???
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He's going all out.
6. 2017-02-09 at 11:06 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You never had 7/10 Speed if Molly fucks you up more.
   
   It was probably some dude's cum.
7. 2017-02-09 at 11:02 PM UTC in sploo was The Self Taught Man/Clutch/Fag who banned himself???
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How did you suck so much?
   
   Doesn't make sense.
8. 2017-02-09 at 10:47 PM UTC in sending for somebody
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i never believed you were from pakistan

   
   You believe in some equally wrong theory about my race or ethnicity tho, so no change.
9. 2017-02-09 at 10:45 PM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^handsome and well tanned individuals gonna handsome and well tanned individual

   
   Why u mad tho?
10. 2017-02-09 at 10:29 PM UTC in Probably won't have internet for a while
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck me

    
    I'll fuck you outside. HOWBOW DAH?
11. 2017-02-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in ive been high for 7 days straight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's like a fever dream when you're a little kid.
    
    That's the closest thing I can it to.
12. 2017-02-09 at 10:08 PM UTC in Why do so many girls stick out their tounge in photos?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The same reason they wear lipstick and hurp derp sexuality.
    
    Shut the fuck up, Doug.
13. 2017-02-09 at 10:05 PM UTC in If you woke up with an entirely new face
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib if you woke up as a giant cockroach, how would you get to work on time???

    
    Finish on top, bro. That's your only good post and it won't get better from here.
14. 2017-02-09 at 10:01 PM UTC in If you woke up with an entirely new face
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ MY FACE

    
    Honest to Gawd tha Lawd, I thought about typing "Is it yours in my case?" and then I thought about the impact it would have on my life and came to the conclusion that it would mostly be awkward for everyone but me so yea.... FACE/OFF 2 WHEN?
15. 2017-02-09 at 9:54 PM UTC in Probably won't have internet for a while
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hmmm.... good idea.
16. 2017-02-09 at 8:47 PM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Only someone envious of being white would get rustled at being called a handsome and well tanned individual.

    
    > Say something not true
    
    > "No that's not true"
    
    > UR SO BOTHERED LOL U WOULDNT BE BOTHERED IF IT WEREN'T TRUE LOL
    
    Ok m8
17. 2017-02-09 at 8:05 PM UTC in ive been high for 7 days straight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its more chill than beeedrill
18. 2017-02-09 at 7:58 PM UTC in ive been high for 7 days straight
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    i HATE dph but like nutmeg. i cant stand dysphoria-based spiders, so even though it's classified as a deliriant it's not a horror trip like the others
19. 2017-02-09 at 7:57 PM UTC in ive been high for 7 days straight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CEV its like ultra high dose thc + benadryl and it lasts for 48 hours
    
    people complain about the taste but i just chew up the nuts, i can get 15 nutmeg seeds down within an hour without nausea. a lot better than choking on the powder.

    
    Chewing whole nutmeg tastes like putting mace on toothpaste and chugging it.
    
    Chocolate malk washes it down nicely
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-02-09T20:03:01.676902+00:00
20. 2017-02-09 at 7:55 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Trianglism is outdated.
    
    Tech and TENDIES is the future.

    
    Trianglism, Tech, and Tendies