Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-06 at 6:12 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Austin tx is full of tossers

   
   As evidenced by the fact that Hot Dougler lives there
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDD6VPQCzkE
2. 2017-03-06 at 6:11 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
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   More young Americans should be educated on the merits of tradesmanship and look towards self employment. I have a lot of friends in the trades who work hard but make good money, have a good amount of free time to achieve personal fulfillment, and have created a great life for themselves out of it.
3. 2017-03-06 at 5:54 PM UTC in How can the world reasonably expect me not to be an opioid addict?
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   When used with reasonable dosage (i.e. not nodding) opioids are probably the best drugs in the world. They give me just the motivation I need to be active, they crush any pain I may have, they keep my mood relatively stable, and they also aren't harmful to the body if you don't mind the lack of testosterone. My liver is safe, my stomach isn't being pounded by caustic chemicals, you don't have to snort it or shoot it which is nice (though goddamn when you do...)
   
   The only downside is that you will eventually run out, and you'll eventually go through withdrawal. I've used Crouton just about everyday for the last 6 years and it's just enough of a boost for me. I mean it's not euphoric, I don't do opioids for euphoria (usually) but it does give me all the pain relief and mood boost I need. I feel more like the person I want to be. I also won't pop for a drug test at work, which I probably won't ever have to deal with but, you know, the security is nice.
   
   It also gets through customs pretty easy. I have traveled to India and Mexico without a problem. Just put it right on top in your suitcase and label it as some obscure, innocuous herb (just in case) and you're good to go. However, I am planning a trip to the UK in a few months and it kinda does worry me. I may just try to ship it in.
4. 2017-03-06 at 5:42 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
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   So are we going to ignore the fact that Bill Krozby is planning to abandon yet another child?
   
   You know what they say, third time's the charm.
5. 2017-03-06 at 5:41 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
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   I knocked a stop sign on etizolam once when I used to live in the country. I took it home and sold it for 50 dollars and a nug. Wish I'd kept it.
6. 2017-03-06 at 5:17 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice For some reason I did find that it made alcohol more enjoyable and made me crave it more, but I've stopped drinking and don't really have a desire to start again.

   
   Kpin makes shit beer into nectar of the gods and weed 100x better
7. 2017-03-06 at 5:08 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
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   I think the heat would make me nutty
8. 2017-03-06 at 5:07 PM UTC in methadone
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   Snort a stamp of heroin then go to the doctor say your addicted to heroin been shooting up for years.
9. 2017-03-06 at 5:04 PM UTC in methadone
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   lol "not the kind of person to get hooked on them"
   
   we'll see in 5 years
10. 2017-03-06 at 4:56 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
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    Originally posted by NARCassist Well sometimes folk do go to the gun store and buy more guns you know.

    
    I only keep one with me in my home in Florida, so if I said that (and I probably did at some point), there's no problem, but there's already no contradiction.
11. 2017-03-06 at 4:20 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice but I've stopped drinking and don't really have a desire to start again.

    
    Weak
12. 2017-03-06 at 4:18 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    I just went to the shop and they had NO FUCKING BEER
13. 2017-03-06 at 4 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Thanks clonazepam.

    
    That's not even a strong Benzo, bruh. What's wrong with you? Did you fuck up the weighing?
14. 2017-03-06 at 3:30 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You said you only have a handgun before

    
    The H&K P30 is the only one I keep with me in Florida.
15. 2017-03-06 at 3:25 PM UTC in What Brought You Here?
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    Originally posted by cerakote without all the anime faggots and regular faggots and manchildren.

    
    Lol.
16. 2017-03-06 at 2:55 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You said you only have a handgun before you fucking lying handsome and well tanned individual I'm reporting this post to the FBI fucking terrorist scumbag no way a paki needs that many guns unless he's planning on killing a bunch of innocent people you piece of shit.

    
    
17. 2017-03-06 at 2:55 PM UTC in NSA Public Relations are all about the memes.
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    V
    
    

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Well that's a mighty white thing of you to say

    
    Thanks
18. 2017-03-06 at 2:55 PM UTC in Catch me outside girl is being molested by her mother and sold for sex...
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    Originally posted by cerakote this
    
    she can get the yung dicc any day of the week tbh fam

    
    You said it
19. 2017-03-06 at 2:54 PM UTC in harassing your pets
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    Niggers
20. 2017-03-06 at 2:54 PM UTC in What US city has dirty toaster waffles?
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    Burn!