Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-06 at 8:24 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have been in recent times, but girls still play weird games whenever I'm just being reasonable and logical.
   I was hanging out with avenue b girl and she through a fit because she kept asking me to get an std test and i told her thats not my problem you had sex with me without a condom. She started pouting so i just got up quietly and left and she ran out after me to my car crying and screaming and i just got in my car and went home.
   
   I was kinda pissed out so i just decided to take a nap, an hour later i here someone knocking on my door and its her, and she shoved my door and just walked in asking to be held and crying and i was so fucking pissed, she eventually left.
   
   then a month later she hits me up asking for my slipknot ticket because i hadn't paid her for the korn ticket. So i email it to her, then she calls me up saying she magically found a slipknot ticket from her friend and i can have mine back so we can go to the show together.
   
   We ent up getting coke and acid but she wouldn't give me any of the coke, and she said she already gave me acid and she will throw the coke out of the window if i don't shut up. i've permanently cut her off now.

   
   Hey.. you and I should hang out. But no Acid nor Coke nor Alcohol. and we can invite Lanny to come along. All of us at Slims, Sober and having a lot of awkward silence between us. Doesn't that sound like a really cool Bro Date?
   
   Lanny you up for it? or anyone else? I'm old man so I'm down for new music to get exposed to it yet if there is a Retro band night.. that would be cool too. or any of the other clubs mentioned. But not Butters.. they tried to make me get up and dance on the bar when I was drunk. I'm glad I don't drink anymore. I wonder if it's still called butters.
   
   
   
2. 2017-03-06 at 8:18 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes im sure, it just feels good

   
   You're doing it because it feels good to circulate the blood and remove dead skin cells and hair follicles prolly, No? If you don't you might end up with a serious beard rash and folliculitis. then spread it elsewhere like your asshairs. no one wants folliculitis on their bughole having to itch there like a pack of screaming hemorrhoids gone mad. I miss my Beard. It was starting to get a really good size but then I fag'd it up a bit and turned it into a hipsters goatee with cool sideburns but then i shaved that down and then off. then grew it back (the goatee) but it doesn't look as full.
   
   Why don't you go visit your Baby, Bill Krozby?
3. 2017-03-06 at 8:13 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote cash4maymays@aol.gov

   
   AOL was ran by Dick Cheney's Daughter. I believe her name was Chelsea or some shit. Shell Sea Sea Shell by the Sea Shore.. there's probably code in there somewhere.
4. 2017-03-06 at 8:11 PM UTC in Help me niggas in space, you're my only hope!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien Hospitals cost a lot.

   
   He could of wiped out an entire city population the size of the entire greater bay area by just wanking off one shot rather than inseminate this poor confused girl he stated he manipulated
5. 2017-03-06 at 8:02 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon How dare you, you bitch. I'll have you know that I have been playing Counter Strike.

   
   >not playing Modern Warfare for the meem
6. 2017-03-06 at 7:58 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just press sodium ghb say its kpin
7. 2017-03-06 at 7:55 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My girlfriend used to get clobazam and I ate the whole box once and felt nothing and told her she is a fake drugs lying bitch
8. 2017-03-06 at 7:44 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote clonazolam is not the same thing as clonazepam (kpin)

   
   You are really a drug expert.
9. 2017-03-06 at 7:39 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You people are fucked get a life, go to work you hippies.
10. 2017-03-06 at 7:37 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I sent this thread to the FBI Florida office and told them captain falcon is a copycat Pulse nightclub shooter.
11. 2017-03-06 at 7:36 PM UTC in what will you do if there was a Tornado right now?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd pack the fattest bowl known to man and stand in the eye of the storm with my bong and do a fat rip and blow it in the opposite direction of the cyclone and reverse the winds which would bring the storm to a dead stop.
12. 2017-03-06 at 7:33 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Is malice still dead?

    
    No :(
13. 2017-03-06 at 7:33 PM UTC in Help me niggas in space, you're my only hope!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Call the suicide hotline and say that
14. 2017-03-06 at 7:30 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Working is for the birds thats why I'm waiting till I get 10k then I'm gonna make a kilo of LSD sell for 1$million and retire.
15. 2017-03-06 at 7:27 PM UTC in How can the world reasonably expect me not to be an opioid addict?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I do opiates all the time and I'm not an addict
16. 2017-03-06 at 7:23 PM UTC in How can the world reasonably expect me not to be an opioid addict?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i find them boring
    
    if you're going to UK they have DHC
17. 2017-03-06 at 7:18 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote no im saying that his autism isnt weapons grade

    
    Then why don't you help him out with that and supply him to such status. Throw a few suggested youtube videos while you're at it as sort of a video tutorial
18. 2017-03-06 at 7:10 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote Bill Krozby may be a little retarded but at least it isnt malevolent retardation

    
    suggesting what? abortion is malevolent or that you're comparing him to another
19. 2017-03-06 at 6:18 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote ^ why im going into plumbing

    
    If you study and train hard enough, you can turn into Avatar: The Last Turdbender
20. 2017-03-06 at 6:16 PM UTC in Austin tx is full of tossers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby everyone knows i live here.. its not a coveted secret…

    
    I never said it was a secret. What are you babbling about?