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2017-03-06 at 9:12 PM UTC in Time Traveling Shape Shifting liserd jedis Part II

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isn't that a Frank Black or Pixie's cover?

It sounds familiar, Jonathan.

2017-03-06 at 9:04 PM UTC in print off tram or buss tickets

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I would watch people get on the F Train in San Fran, without tagging the clipper. nothing for the longest time.. same folks :D

then they had this big onboard raid and started handing out fines .. I think it was around 100 bucks. they were mostly urban kids bitching and moaning.

I think they still paid less then the years worth of 2 dollar fees each way. I wonder if that reflects on a record somewhere.. future Job interview where the company relates to time clocks and money lying around.

"Oh, I see you tried cheating the clipper.. I don't think so"

2017-03-06 at 9:03 PM UTC in super glue on toilet seat

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We should all start doing this in our respective towns and cities.

Then maybe in a few weeks there'll be news articles about random mass toilet seat super gluing in really odd places across 6 or 7 countries

2017-03-06 at 9 PM UTC in super glue on toilet seat

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Originally posted by SBTlauien I currently work in retail and I had some kid call the store once saying that he was in the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. I told him I was one my way, and went back slacking.

well at least he used less by letting it dry out a bit.. leaves more dingleberries though :( poor kid.

2017-03-06 at 8:58 PM UTC in lockpicking

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Originally posted by SBTlauien Sounds like impressioning. https://mylockpickingworld.com/impressioning-3/ (I actually haven't read this page, it was the first thing that "Impressioning" showed via a Google search)

It's basically putting a key blank into the lock(keyway has to match), turning it so that the pins bind, then forcefully pulling the key upwards so that the most bound pin will make a mark on the edge of the key blank. This is done in both directions. Then a file is used to slightly file off a bit of the key blank exactly where the marks were made. The process is repeated and you're suppose to end up with a working key. I've actually never successfully pulled it off though but also have never actually tried to finish the process.

As far as books for a beginner goes, I would suggest, hands down, these two books…

https://www.amazon.com/Practical-Lock-Picking-Second-Penetration/dp/1597499897

https://www.amazon.com/Keys-Kingdom-Impressioning-Privilege-Escalation/dp/1597499838

Both are written by Deviant Ollam and are actually enjoyable reads.

You'll learn in the first book that you really are only going to need basic lock picks, but tension tools are what you'll usually want a lot of. Get a cheap, small, toolset. Don't get one of the "Master Locksmiths" kits that folds out like a binder.

Thanks for these links
Problem is in post 9/11 (thanks to Bush) this sets off alarms. anything goes down in your neighborhood and you suddenly get a visit. but that might be amusing. I could talk to them about other stuff whiel I'm at it.. yet they always say "Hey.. I'm investigating "x" primary.. go to HQ if you want to talk about that".

It's looks like a really fun and challenging field to get into as long as you stay humble and don't think about doing something fucked up and illegal. except maybe pranks on fam

But it really could be a lifesaver skill as well. remember that. you have kids, you/they get kidnapped and you passed down the trade to them for survival mode of getting out when opportunity arises.

2017-03-06 at 8:57 PM UTC in why the fuck do edited versions of songs even exist

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Originally posted by aldra why the fuck would you be listening to lil wayne in the first place

because it reminds me of hawaii nostalgia and being on the beach in good weather drinking coffee with my friends

2017-03-06 at 8:55 PM UTC in Time Traveling Shape Shifting liserd jedis Part II

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ROBITUSSIN IS THEIR FORM OF ALIEN MIND CONTROL

IVE NEVER HAD A SUICIDAL bundy TRIP UNTIL I MET THE COATHANGERS IN MY TRIP LAST NIGHT

I SPENT 45 MINUTES IN A FUCKING SUICIDEHOLE

A S U I C I D E H O L E

THANK G O D ME AND ROSHAMBO HUNG OUT YESTERDAY AND HE'S GONNA UPLOAD "ROSHAMSPLOO PART II" TO COUNTER "TIME TRAVELING SHAPE SHIFTING liserd jediS PART II" FOR THE RIGHTEOUSNESS TO COMBAT THE EVIL OR ELSE I WOULD BE FUCKED

THE EYE IS FUCKING WITH ME

2017-03-06 at 8:52 PM UTC in why the fuck do edited versions of songs even exist

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Originally posted by aldra he should have a bunch of these all over his album and his face:
pg

Aldra .. Is that Yoko Ono in your avatar? It's pretty cool her son Sean is playing a side gig with Claypool from Primus.

2017-03-06 at 8:51 PM UTC in Time Traveling Shape Shifting liserd jedis Part II

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This is a band of jedis. The only time I had a horrible hospital experience which caused bug OCD (cause Raj) was in the jedi hospital. I've been listening to the coathangers and I watched there live show from 2014. My name is Johnathan and the first song they played their lyrics were "Johnny's going to hell for what he did/The look in his eye was so redic/He didn't learn his lessons well now he's gonna go to hell" and stuff referencing sexually sadistic behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cy8c1f85bk

Then I listened to ANOTHER song from the same show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnYc9a45A8Q

Besides being a psycho bitch and a whore and having huge sanpaku, AT 1:25 SHE GOES OEOEOEOEOE

SHE GOES OEOEOEOE

AT 1:25

YOU KNOW WHO THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO EVER WENT OEOEOEOEOEOE WAS? ME ON A PLATEAU SIGMA, WHICH IS ALSO WHERE I DISCOVER ALL OF THESE VIDEOS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hcG-DnpGMk

ALSO AT 1:25

????????!?!?!?!! THE jediS ARE FUCKING SHAPE SHIFTING INTO A GIRL BAND BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE AND TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO FUCK WITH ME BECAUSE I AM A FORCE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. THEY ARE SOCIOPATHIC REPTILES WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI AND USING SIGMA AS A TOOL TO FUCK WITH ME, I'VE EVEN WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE AND SHE NEVER DID OEOEOEOEOEOE IN IT UNTIL I LISTENED TO IT TODAY AFTER DOING bundy LAST NIGHT

I LITERALLY MET THE COATHANGERS IN MY TRIP LAST NIGHT AS bundy ENTITIES AND IT MADE ME SUICIDAL

YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER ENTITIES YOU MEET ON bundy???? liserd jediS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

THEY JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG CALLED "PARASITE" USING A METAPHORICAL WORM AS AN ALLEGORY FOR SOCIETY, THIS WAS RELEASED A FEW MONTHS AGO

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A METAPHORICAL WORM FUCKING WITH HIM? ME. THESE BITCHES KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2017-03-06 at 8:48 PM UTC in why the fuck do edited versions of songs even exist

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby the edited version of cut my life in two pieces was pretty rad, but i was like 12 at the time and my grandma bought it for me for xmas lol

[video]https://wwPM8[/video]

That's a great song by PPR

reminds me of this old 70s classic Punk tune lyrical wise that is.

https://youtu.be/FZsASgwxdss

2017-03-06 at 8:44 PM UTC in Lets try to start a thing...

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^why do some guys have to make a distinction between everything, like guyliner instead of just calling it what it is, eyeliner? And stuff like man cave, man rape, man titties, ect..

White Grape Juice.. that one still gets a chuckle whenever asked if you want some.

a man distinction on man titties is mitties I thought :/

2017-03-06 at 8:42 PM UTC in What Brought You Here?

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Originally posted by Open Your Mind Pretty sure the movie Fight Club brought me to totse. I think a lot of ideas in that movie were inspired by the anarchists cookbook, like making napalm out of orange juice concentrate and gasoline, and making nitro glycerin out of soap by-product. Looking up that stuff brought me to the anarchists cookbook, the totse text archives, and eventually I figured out what a BBS was and started posting.

The community really opened my mind to new ideas, forced me to challenge my perspective and changed who I became. To this day I think there is something very important about having a place like this where people can speak/write mostly freely and challenge each other and debate over The Truth.

Suggested videos come up with stuff on Youtube. lots of them. I think google youtube has become the visual aid to totse for bad fucking ideas.

go build a robot or something constructive instead. then have them fight each other in a proper environment if you want to see sparks and flames shooting out of their asses.

2017-03-06 at 8:40 PM UTC in What Brought You Here?

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Originally posted by Sophie I was looking how to make bombs when i was 14 or so.

Was it at a birthday party on a beach? sounds like a lost cause to me.

2017-03-06 at 8:39 PM UTC in Gang Stalking at its tinnest

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deadmen walking

2017-03-06 at 8:38 PM UTC in memes are metaphysical viruses

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anyone ever play pitfall?

2017-03-06 at 8:36 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare

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Originally posted by puffy butts >not playing Modern Warfare for the meem

Modern Warfare was the last CoD I played, and it was great. But it's been a while.

2017-03-06 at 8:34 PM UTC in Lets try to start a thing...

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump ur a chick with a dick faggot

You're so childish, I swear! But i do look nice with guyliner on my eyes.

2017-03-06 at 8:33 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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I'll kill him

2017-03-06 at 8:30 PM UTC in Ass Soup

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Originally posted by cerakote unholy caca

Oh wow. was there corn and peanuts and something that was realized "Hey, I don't remember eating that" in the lotus pond as well?

2017-03-06 at 8:29 PM UTC in NSA Public Relations are all about the memes.

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Originally posted by cerakote the end goal is death

I think that's how "Grass Hoppa" Carradine died :(

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