Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-08 at 12:17 AM UTC in New Zelda is surprisingly good as fuck, AMA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hazza32 Is it console only or will it be ported to PC at some point?

   
   CEMU, the experimental Wii I emulator, has got it running but broken, I expect it to be marginally playable in a few months
2. 2017-03-08 at 12:16 AM UTC in New Zelda is surprisingly good as fuck, AMA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 Do you get to fuck zelda yet?
   Panty shots at least?

   
   Yes, yes
3. 2017-03-08 at 12:13 AM UTC in I went mushroom picking for the first time ever
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bumpinh
4. 2017-03-08 at 12:01 AM UTC in BREAKING: CIA turned every Microsoft Windows PC in the world into spyware. Can activate backdoors on demand, including via Windows update
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The ramifications of this leak are absolutely staggering.
   
   Not only do the CIA have tools that enable them to alter the fingerprints of intrusions to frame whoever they like for acts of cyber warfare but they've allowed - through the most stunning act of negligence possible - that tool set to leak out into the wider world... meaning it's not only already in the hands of every government - Russia, China, Israel, Germany, you name it - worth their salt but is also possessed by a potentially infinite number of non-state actors.
   
   Make no mistake about this, folks: if Donald Trump is so inclined he now has the constitutional and legal pretext necessary to shut down the CIA and NSA and that's one of the less chaotic outcomes this could result in. At the very least it means that any evidence of "Russian" intrusion in the DNC is called into question.
   
   Crazy, crazy times.
5. 2017-03-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in Old Josef Mengele Documentary
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Retribution Imagine actually believing the holocaust happened

   
   I think a faction of jedis made this myth up not wanting to know how bad they were cuck'd, while the other faction wanted to play off of everyone's sympathy.
6. 2017-03-07 at 11:56 PM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A 5.56 from a 22+ inch barrel is supposed to go through level 3 rifle plates...idk why that would matter because I wouldn't want a rifle in such a small caliber with a barrel that long but it's cool...I want to say I saw a youtube video of them being shot from a 24 inch rifle and going through but someone else said it just needed to be 22. And these weren't steel core rounds. Supposed to just be fmj
7. 2017-03-07 at 11:53 PM UTC in The plight of tech and tendies
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What can I say?. I've had a good life, not perfect but not the worst either. The one skill I've gained over the years is the ability to wait patiently for something better.
   
   My life was pretty good a few years ago, I had a girlfriend, friends, I was pretty close with most of my family, I had a good job and everyone in my town liked me. I couldn't walk down the street without someone smiling and waving in my direction.
   
   How did it all go wrong so fast?. Well, I was drinking a lot at the time, smoking weed and dabbling in bundy and DPH abuse, but I never had a longing for hard drugs, lots of cocaine and oxy was around, even fentanyl but I thought the people that used these drugs were the lowest of the low, I didnt want these people in my life at all.
   
   I went to work every day, my boss liked me and he knew my grandpa for 20 years. Life was set, I was supposed to get my drivers license, take the company truck and become manager for a store that sells hydroponic grow supply.
   
   How did it slip from my hands?, well the truth is it didn't. My undoing was entirely my own creation.
   
   
   It all started when I was plucking along doing my work, I liked to get chicken tenders and a burger with fries. It was the high of my day. My boss sits me down one day and says "scrawny, you shouldn't eat this every day its a waste of money, just get a loaf of bread and sandwich meat leave it at work and eat sandwiches"
   
   He sat there for my whole lunch break telling me how to save money and live my life better. I realized then I fucking hated the man, he was an "Elder" at his local church and he interuppted my TENDIES. Fuck did I ever hate him.
   
   So thats what I did for the next two years. I ate sandwiches to avoid hearing his bitching.
   
   And as the days went by I realized I was working towards a life I never wanted. I hated all these people and my girlfriend, so much, but I was trapped in retard town.
   
   So I got back into silk road and bitcoin and joined a Facebook page called "legalize crystal meth" run by a guy named Arek Macdonald who is a genius chemist that got me into the idea of trying heroin.
   
   Then I started doing benzos (*SCENE MISSING**)
   
   Then I tried meth and I realized THIS IS THE ULTIMATE. Tried to join the zoklet community only to find you bastards milling around the fern instead. I quit my job and devoted my life to tech and TENDIES.
   
   Tried to buy some street tech last night but was too chicken to go through with it, the guy was also reallllly sketchy. So tonight I'm gonna look on Craigslist for some tech. I'm a darknet meth man through and through.. Or make it myself. I'm not very savvy when it comes to street drugs, too much of a shut in I guess.
   
   The daily struggle for tech and TENDIES is real. I am a patient man though, vacation time already put in for my birthday so no matter what I WILL GET TECH VERY SOON.. I ...just....want it now!... RIGHT NOW! fuck sketchy people man I just want to get my drugs from a fried chicken establishment like breaking bad.
   
   This is the plight of tech and TENDIES.
   
   
   
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-CWq6jVeo
8. 2017-03-07 at 11:50 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock that's hot. do you put out on the first date?

   
   Usually, yeah
9. 2017-03-07 at 11:50 PM UTC in lockpicking
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make your own from steak knives and a dremel/cutting wheel. Anything like that should be disposable anyway. Trying to pick a lock is aggravating as fuck though...then again anything like that is. I wonder about these though:
   
   
10. 2017-03-07 at 11:47 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock a/s/l/pic?

    
    67/male/Ottawa/It's been posted a few times here
11. 2017-03-07 at 11:33 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is a really fucking gay thread, what the fuck.
12. 2017-03-07 at 11:32 PM UTC in Hexamethylene triperoxide diamine NEW YORK BOMBING
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Friend of mine blew part of his hand off making this shit back in high school. Told him many times he was too dumb to be messing with HEs but some people have to learn the hard way.
13. 2017-03-07 at 11:28 PM UTC in BREAKING: CIA turned every Microsoft Windows PC in the world into spyware. Can activate backdoors on demand, including via Windows update
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Jesus christ, I'm smashing all my electronics and going to live in the woods.
14. 2017-03-07 at 11:26 PM UTC in Is there any proof that Russia was behind the email hacking?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All I've read is that a spear phishing attack was used to compromise Podesta's gmail account, which could've been done by anyone, including some guy sitting on his bed who weighs 400lbs, or a rogue CIA agent.
15. 2017-03-07 at 11:14 PM UTC in New Zelda is surprisingly good as fuck, AMA
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It looks meh to me. Watched a few YouTube videos and skipped around in the gameplay, wasn't too impressed. Doesn't make me want to go out and get a switch.. Or a Wii u
16. 2017-03-07 at 11:11 PM UTC in I am the happiest person on the website
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Just get money dude

    
    I meant Sploo.
    
    That nigga doesn't even have a bank account.
17. 2017-03-07 at 11:09 PM UTC in New Zelda is surprisingly good as fuck, AMA
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    69 virgins
18. 2017-03-07 at 11:07 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hazza32 I've slept with trannies multiple times.

    
    apparently that doesn't make you gay somehow. they used that test to measure ppls reactions to sexual stimuli by putting a ring around their dick which measures bloodflow. a large percentage of men attracted to traps identify as straight and the arousal confirmed it.
19. 2017-03-07 at 10:37 PM UTC in America is full of Autistic people... Weaponized autism is dangerous
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV3u7rQ2vDM&feature=youtu.be
20. 2017-03-07 at 10:36 PM UTC in Who are you guys, really?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote 18 cents a year

    
    you're poor af my parents give me 50 cents a day