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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. No its all fake news and derpadews just like you OP you fucking altdra bitch ass faggot, fuck you.

    YOu know who I haven't heard from in a long time? Hillary Clinton and that creepy weirdo she had following her around for VP, fuck fake news and derpadews, fuck the jedis and FUCK YOU!. shill motherfucker burn in hell!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6wUrCNYlQ
  2. Fuck comcast?, FUCK YOU!
  3. I don't see anything wrong with humans dying. He didn't even have to be up there.
  4. LOL
  5. It's hard to get aroused at triangles when spheres are just so exhilarating and sexy.
    anal masturbation with a hot tech pipe, doing hits every few minutes so it doesn't cool down.

  6. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I just want to whack off to triangles

    i keep on planning to do this but it's hard work to get aroused at triangles, i'm not ready for a 45 min self rape session for transcendence rite of passage. roshambo told me he fapped to pure energy, a skateboard, a woman speaking in tongues, and was on poppy seed tea and nodded out with a shoelace tied around his dick as a cock ring, which caused permanent ED. if you want to kill the penis try that. my other friend likes DDLG and scat which kinda weirds me out, sometimes i feel like my aversion to disgust makes my coughgel traits almost normal.
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM
  8. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump my mom was worried that I didn't start hitting the bong as soon as I got home, shes like "are you okay? is something wrong?"

    like fuck I didn't realize I was on the clock here I'll hit it when I fucking feel like it god damn stop nagging me woman, fucking parents amirite fam?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

    https://youtu.be/IgJSGgieTxU
  9. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I dunno man he didnt have to be up there.

    whats a mexan
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6wUrCNYlQ
  11. lies
  12. I don't get it.
  13. my mom was worried that I didn't start hitting the bong as soon as I got home, shes like "are you okay? is something wrong?"

    like fuck I didn't realize I was on the clock here I'll hit it when I fucking feel like it god damn stop nagging me woman, fucking parents amirite fam?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI
  14. https://youtu.be/Sagg08DrO5U
  15. When I say I haven't had sex in years I mean with girls. I don't consider myself to have any specific orientation or identity. Someone said I was pansexual once but I feel more like asexual with a well functioning penis.

    I can jack off to pictures of myself and inanimate objects for example. I also fap to lolis but I don't really consider myself a pedo.

    I just want to whack off to triangles while hitting a meth pipe and deep throating a piece of fried chicken, techsexual.

    Thats why I like taking bundy all the time because it kills my sex drive completely and makes my dick stop working, benzos also have a similar effect.
  16. I'll kill you
  17. https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6a70sCCTYU
  18. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It looks meh to me. Watched a few YouTube videos and skipped around in the gameplay, wasn't too impressed. Doesn't make me want to go out and get a switch.. Or a Wii u

    I'll drill you
  19. Originally posted by puffy butts 69 virgins

    I'll kill you
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Burn in hell

    I'll kill you
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