lockpicking

1. 2017-03-07 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #21
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   0.2 mil teperd steel cusom engravy ing
2. 2017-03-07 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make your own from steak knives and a dremel/cutting wheel. Anything like that should be disposable anyway. Trying to pick a lock is aggravating as fuck though...then again anything like that is. I wonder about these though:
   
   
3. 2017-03-08 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How much $? ^ that looks legit as fuck.
4. 2017-03-08 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nope nope nope nope
   
   now ima be tag'd for buying a new dremel
   
   
   bitches.. i need something better like how to create a permanent filling after I fucking dremel out a nerve and try and clean it out myself.. nerves just dry up and turn to dust/mush it seems.
   
   I'm afraid to use super glue with some fix-a-dent shit.. but i'v seen those blue light glue thingies advertised on tv. ima save me 800 bucks and just fuck off a crown and fill it with permanent filling without passing out from the fumes.
   
   Suggestions?
5. 2017-03-08 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ACE I wonder about these though:
   
   

   
   It's basically a vibrator dude.
6. 2017-03-08 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't get it.
7. 2017-03-08 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   - 12lb sledgehammer
   - 12" or 18" or so flatbar
   - 4' or 5' or so prybar
   - 8lb pickhead axe
   - 14" gas powered demo saw w/carbide blade
   - 2 balls with accompanying testicular fortitude
   
   keep your lockpicks. that gear is the master key to any and every commercial/residential door or window
8. 2017-03-08 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Use a neodymium magnet it will crush any lock.
   
   Also if you over lock or keep turning any knob or handle with a tool it will shatter the internal mechanism and you can just open the door and walk in.
9. 2017-03-08 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Man I'd love to learn lockpicking. I applied to be an apprentice locksmith a while back but they never got back to me. I'm sure when they checked my record and saw shoplifting they'd say no anyway lol
10. 2017-03-08 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Man I'd love to learn lockpicking. I applied to be an apprentice locksmith a while back but they never got back to me. I'm sure when they checked my record and saw shoplifting they'd say no anyway lol

    
    Where is this .. is it a school or just a locksmith wanted someone with at least half skills to apply?
11. 2017-03-08 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Problem is in post 9/11 (thanks to Bush) this sets off alarms. anything goes down in your neighborhood and you suddenly get a visit. but that might be amusing.

    
    If they can't prove to a jury that you're guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, let alone collect enough evidence, then they really can't do much aside from harass you and detain you. They could illegally frame you, and/or illegally beat you, but legally they can't do to much. Unless it's illegal to pocess lockpicks where you live or you're on probabation/parole.
12. 2017-03-08 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Use a neodymium magnet it will crush any lock.
    
    Also if you over lock or keep turning any knob or handle with a tool it will shatter the internal mechanism and you can just open the door and walk in.

    
    um. no. it will bend (if malleable) or snap (if brittle) the weakest component, whatever it is. most locked locks fail locked.
13. 2017-03-08 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ACE Make your own from steak knives and a dremel/cutting wheel. Anything like that should be disposable anyway. Trying to pick a lock is aggravating as fuck though…then again anything like that is. I wonder about these though:
    
    

    
    I've never actually made one of these and personally wouldn't want one, but you could make one from an electric toothbrush(see the video below). I hear they are loud and usually used by the skillless.
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipPU2la6Tk
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14. 2017-03-08 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock um. no. it will bend (if malleable) or snap (if brittle) the weakest component, whatever it is. most locked locks fail locked.

    
    I dunno man there hasn't been a door I haven't been able to John Locke yet with a heavy duty pliers and a clamp.
15. 2017-03-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Dargo Considering you're an Antifag, I suggest you fuck off kindly.
    
    Thank you.

    
    if this is true I recommend practising on an active power socket
16. 2017-03-08 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #36
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I dunno man there hasn't been a door I haven't been able to John Locke yet with a heavy duty pliers and a clamp.

    
    dunno...it might be possible.
    
    any door lock (door handle...dead-bolt) ive tried physically destroying has always failed in the locked position. *
    
    its easier to just rip the door out of the frame or kill the section of the jamb where the bolt enters.
    
    * i used a 1/2" drill bit to cut through the pins on a neighbors dead-bolt because she didnt want to fuck up her door. it was the first time i'd ever done it and was amazed at how easily the bit chewed through the metal. i posted pics on some site...i think 'survivialist forums'...about 10 years ago.
17. 2017-03-08 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You can also use a flat metal rod and a hammer and jam it into the frame and fuck the entire thing up. Someone did this to me once while I had the place boarded up from the inside and I thought they were gonna rip the entire door off the fucking wall, afterwards there was a 2 finger gap in the door and the entire thing didn't close right and there was always a draft.
    
    John Lockeing a door is legit but its also very noisy and conspicuous
18. 2017-03-08 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling i did say b4 i mkae custom lockpick sets

    
    I asked you about this in another thread and you ignored me nood
19. 2017-03-08 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #39
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock - 12lb sledgehammer
    - 12" or 18" or so flatbar
    - 4' or 5' or so prybar
    - 8lb pickhead axe
    - 14" gas powered demo saw w/carbide blade
    - 2 balls with accompanying testicular fortitude
    
    keep your lockpicks. that gear is the master key to any and every commercial/residential door or window

    
    better than a sledgehammer would be a maul, you get a sledgehammer head on one side and an axe head on the other, and still is 8+ lbs
20. 2017-03-08 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pick my asshole. You can't.