Daylight savings time is retarded its like they want you to be tired. Everyone should get free tech on this horrible day.
Being on earth gives me a panic attack.
2017-03-13 at 6:32 PM UTC
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Are disgusting humanity
Sweet you will be a tech.
2017-03-13 at 6:32 PM UTC
in
watching porn like a tv show
Lesbian porn + bundy is a good time
2017-03-13 at 6:29 PM UTC
in
just ruin everyone's life
AND NOW THEY'LL NEVER BE BEST FRIENDS
2017-03-13 at 6:25 PM UTC
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Mastubation to be Banned
This article was blown out of proportion and it's been spreading like wildfire. At no point was it actually, legitimately proposed that this ridiculous law be enacted.
Sometimes I think about how we're all just rock dwellers living in the small slice of habitable space between the sun and everything else, spinning as we circle around the solar system in a pool of space so incomprehensibly large that to map it out on a to scale diagram visible to the naked eye would leave the distance between Sol and Pluto at 2.5 kilometers, with Pluto being the size of bacterium. Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our own, would be a whopping 16,000 kilometers away on this diagram which would stretch over half the circumference of the earth.
When I think about all that it makes me want to step out for a smoke. Only, I don't smoke anymore and the sky is fucking terrifying.
Nothing better than relapsing in the middle of withdrawal.
2017-03-13 at 5:59 PM UTC
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selling ramen noodles on ebay
You'd be better off doing actual work for the hassle this will cause you.
2017-03-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
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selling ramen noodles on ebay
Or let me do the hard work
2017-03-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
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selling ramen noodles on ebay
Just kill yourself instead
2017-03-13 at 5:33 PM UTC
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selling ramen noodles on ebay
The thing I miss most about living by myself is 18p noodles from Aldi