Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-13 at 10:33 PM UTC in Society is retarded
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not going to work on Friday, there is no reason for me to be there except wasting my precious existence.
   
   I get paid Thursday at midnight, there will not be much to do Friday because I'm fast and did 4 days of work today because someone fucked up Thursday/Friday and I just got caught up now.
   
   I just have no desire to be there, its boring. Work sucks. It doesn't matter how much money you have or make because you will be too busy to spend it.
   
   This is why people do tech, capitalism is gay.
2. 2017-03-13 at 10:25 PM UTC in Selling bong water on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got 9.60 and don't know what to buy. Ideally I need another 10.
3. 2017-03-13 at 10:25 PM UTC in Selling bong water on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wanna buy some bong water?.
4. 2017-03-13 at 10:24 PM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.
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   Everyone out of my thread.
5. 2017-03-13 at 10:24 PM UTC in Selling individual elbows of macaroni on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Macaroni elbow
6. 2017-03-13 at 10:24 PM UTC in just ruin everyone's life
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   Jaybird ruined my life
7. 2017-03-13 at 10:23 PM UTC in Selling bong water on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My favourite pokemon is Oddish
8. 2017-03-13 at 10:23 PM UTC in Selling individual elbows of macaroni on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll take Zen
9. 2017-03-13 at 10:22 PM UTC in Selling bong water on ebay
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its the niggas night out tonight man
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM
10. 2017-03-13 at 10:16 PM UTC in space niggas i need advice
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OP didnt bump, offer expired
11. 2017-03-13 at 10:15 PM UTC in Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Crying, sulking or temper tantrums.
    Excessive absenteeism or lateness.
    Pushing the limits of acceptable conduct or disregarding the health and safety of others.
    Disrespect for authority.
    Increased mistakes or errors, or unsatisfactory work quality.
    Refusal to acknowledge job performance problems.
    Faulty decision making.
    Testing the limits to see what they can get away with.
    Swearing or emotional language.
    Handles criticism poorly.
    Making inappropriate statements.
    Forgetfulness, confusion and/or distraction.
    Inability to focus.
    Blaming others for mistakes.
    Complaints of unfair personal treatment.
    Talking about the same problems repeatedly without resolving them.
    Insistence that he or she is always right.
    Misinterpretation of communications from supervisors or co-workers.
    Social isolation.
    Personal hygiene is poor or ignored.
    Sudden and/or unpredictable change in energy level.
    Complaints of unusual and/or non-specific illnesses.
    Holds grudges, especially against his or her supervisor. Verbalizes hope that something negative will happen to the person against whom he or she has the grudge.
    
    
    Flushed or pale face.
    Sweating.
    Pacing, restless, or repetitive movements.
    Signs of extreme fatigue (e.g., dark circles under the eyes).
    Trembling or shaking.
    Clenched jaws or fists.
    Exaggerated or violent gestures.
    Change in voice.
    Loud talking or chanting.
    Shallow, rapid breathing.
    Scowling, sneering or use of abusive language.
    Glaring or avoiding eye contact.
    Violating your personal space (they get too close).
12. 2017-03-13 at 10:10 PM UTC in just ruin everyone's life
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats how the .gov brainwashes the pogues to follow the rules without actually having a draft and martial law

    
    lol, "pogues"
    
    its not like the infantry aren't the most brainwashed either
13. 2017-03-13 at 9:54 PM UTC in Road Rage Magazine
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Damn it was called Road Rash not Road Rage. Point stands
14. 2017-03-13 at 9:53 PM UTC in Road Rage Magazine
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Road Rage was one of the greatest games on the Mega Drive
15. 2017-03-13 at 8:52 PM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I haven't looked at the stars in so long. I don't do it anymore
16. 2017-03-13 at 8:47 PM UTC in Mastubation to be Banned
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    I'd rather pay for a hooker
17. 2017-03-13 at 8:47 PM UTC in space niggas i need advice
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lanny you should try sucking a dick you look like ur fag mouth would be be good at it.

    
    I like how lanny hasn't even posted in this thread and Bill Krozby is just posting in response to his own hallucinations. Cute.
18. 2017-03-13 at 8:45 PM UTC in Mastubation to be Banned
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock the proposal-ee was an elected official of the united states government

    
    It wasn't an actual proposal. It was a joke, a jab at the sort who'd take that kind of thing seriously. At no point was anybody anywhere considering a legit masturbation fine. I'd link to proof but I don't care enough. You can google it for yourselves.
    
    Honestly surprised that bbc hasn't corrected this yet.
19. 2017-03-13 at 8:42 PM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ That's where a little ingenuity comes into play. I'm going to also build some huge ass curtain that blocks the sunlight for the most part.

    
    Then how do we see the reflection in the mirrors? We need SOME light. Ideally light from above rather than below. I think if you had some satelite-lights it'd be okay, but the earth would cool down pretty quick so we'd need to do some terraforming.
    
    OR
    
    We start living in controlled bio-domes. This way we, as a planet, can still look at ourselves in the mirror, and we can still go to the beach on Thursdays. It's the ideal solution I think.
20. 2017-03-13 at 8:39 PM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes it does a lil bit. I had a dream the other night where i was walking with a girl and looked off into the distance and i couldnt breath when i saw it

    
    Shut the fuck up