2017-03-18 at 9:05 PM UTC
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The Injury Thread
Nothing serious. Greenstick fracture in my wrist when I was 11.
Couple of stitches in my chin where I fell over on benzos and didn't have the reaction time to put my hands out and went down face first.
Scar on my forehead from when I was drunk and trying to get my phone out my pocket and leant too far forward and toppled over onto my forehead. Twice. Actually that could have been in Sheffield, I think it was. It was a fucked up day, I was getting the train home and at Birmingham some silly cunt through himself under a train so it was delayed for 3 hours and then lots of diversions. I drank like 70 cl of vodka and got off the train in Sheffield to catch another one but went to a park to have a spliff with one of my mates I randomly bumped in to
2017-03-18 at 9 PM UTC
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Your IRL SPECIAL stats
Assuming 5 is average in western civilisation, with 0 being cripples and retards and 10 being the strongest and smartest men in the world
Strength - 6.5
Perception - 7
Endurance - 6.5
Charisma - 9
Intelligence - 7
Agility - 6.5
Luck - 1
I have been working out regularly for the past 10 years or so, my cardio is pretty good and my strength is definitely well above average. I'd assume "endurance" means "how fast do you get tired" rather than "how durable are you", because there's not really a broad range there. Of course some people are frailer than others but a chair to the head is a chair to the head.
Charisma i think would be a 9 just because my entire career is built on it. I've been in sales and was most recently in advertising, it's been non-stop interfacing with clients and shit and I'm up there. Maybe not quite Steve Jobs reality distortion field level, but close. Perception might tie into this but generally I'm very "present", I'm always observing my surroundings and maintaining situational awareness.
And finally in terms of intelligence i think I'm probably two notches above "average". But then again stupid people think they're smarter than they actually are, so maybe I'm smack dab in the middle of the bell curve.
And luck well shit I have the worst luck of anyone. My whole life has been an uphill battle against shit fortune.
Do it. Shitfuckers unite!
its banned in my state lol
The pranks could be like someone getting shorted change at a store and the clerk refusing to give them their money, cutted in line by 20 people, having a bunch of shit that isn' theirs added to their bar/resturant tab, etc.
2017-03-18 at 8:54 PM UTC
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The Injury Thread
27 stitches self inflicted thats about it.
No it's all TOTSE 2001 fault ban he
2017-03-18 at 8:35 PM UTC
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Your IRL SPECIAL stats
Strength - 5
Perception - 9
Endurance - 7
Charisma - 10
Intelligence - wutsmyIQ
Agility - 7
Luck - 20
who the fuck cares shut the fuck up already or ill ban u
The real question is when is SpecTard going to let DaGuru come out and play with the rest of his barbies.
I'm just a derpadew. what other forums do you post on?.
No, I can smoke but it doesn't help. Worded that wrong. I should have used "actually" instead of "even".
Fuck.
2017-03-18 at 8:31 PM UTC
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Prestige Worldwide
I'm scared of mercury poisoning.
