Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-15 at 1:24 AM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Just watch it all the way through.
   
   you're*

   I bet you sighed when you were typing that.
2. 2015-10-15 at 1:23 AM UTC in How to eat more lean
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   3ch
3. 2015-10-15 at 1:18 AM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Your just not that sharp anymore huh?
4. 2015-10-15 at 12:17 AM UTC in Could columbine have been fake?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   There's enough video evidence to demonstrate that it wasn't fake. Not to mention that I happen to know someone who was in attendance at that school on that day and can confirm its reality. Thank you.

   Who? Pics or it didn't happen.
5. 2015-10-15 at 12:12 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Go to hell you decrepit old man.

   Hah, your actually mad.
6. 2015-10-15 at 12:11 AM UTC in I called shia lebuff a faggot tonight
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not really very many in the last 2 decades.
7. 2015-10-15 at 12:08 AM UTC in When was the last time you shit your pants?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In March I had a stomach bug and when I sneezed I shit my self because for about three days I could have shit through a screen door.
8. 2015-10-14 at 11:58 PM UTC in professor at the uni in austin quits his job
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   illegible to carry? Are you trying to say eligible or are you trying to imply students who can't read are allowed to carry a concealed weapon.
9. 2015-10-14 at 11:11 PM UTC in When was the last time you shit your pants?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can be honest no-ones gonna judge you... accidents happen
10. 2015-10-14 at 10:49 PM UTC in I called shia lebuff a faggot tonight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't know him because I don't do "holly wierd". I don't watch news, I don't watch TV, and I don't give two fucks about any of it.
11. 2015-10-14 at 10:46 PM UTC in Did Canadians Really Let Kids Watch This Crap?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If so it is little wonder Spectard is such a backward, birdbrained, defective, dim-witted, dopey, dull, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feeble-minded, gorked, half-witted, held back, lamebrained, mentally defective, moronic, numbskulled, opaque, pinhead, retardo, sappy, simple-minded, slow-witted, stupid, subnormal, touched, underachieving, weak, retarded, yo-yo.
    
    

    
    

    
    
    
    
12. 2015-10-14 at 10:32 PM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I don't watch it all, period. With sole exception The NFL.

    OK I see, that is some second rate Canadian TV crap that you watched until 1996 when they took it off of the air. Be honest, how many times a week DoD you still tune in to syndicated episodes?
13. 2015-10-14 at 10:28 PM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Lies. You watch Mr. Dressup and argue with Casey and Finnegan all the time.

    I have no idea what you are talking about but let me Google whatever the fuck it is and maybe I'll get back to you.
14. 2015-10-14 at 8:39 PM UTC in Grimley
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    what shitty friends
15. 2015-10-14 at 8:04 PM UTC in A random list of 100 TOTSE usernames, and one question.
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    Infrared is full of shitshit. He had an enlisted MOS in the Air Force but insists he was a Captain.
    
    

    fuck snoopy

    
    And yes, fuck Snoopy.
16. 2015-10-14 at 7:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    
    
    Oh yeah, and it's totally libertarian spam that's the problem. Ron Paul made Reddit unreadable back in '08.

    Did you have a point to make by posting a screenshot of BS on reddit?
17. 2015-10-14 at 6:03 PM UTC in Could columbine have been fake?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    yeah you're right jesus Christ smelled a hole for once, but his thesis is kinda well how do you say.. incomplete!
    
    sure sandy hook "happened" something happened for sure, but not the way the media reports it. if you believe the story they have spoon fed you, they you sir are a fool.
    
    it looks like we have another that just happened to have fall of the turnip truck.. go figure!

    You wrote too much and did it poorly.
18. 2015-10-14 at 5:57 PM UTC in This site is ten times terrible
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    fuck frank zappa

    That would be homosexual necrophilia. So no thanks...
19. 2015-10-14 at 5:56 PM UTC in People who sigh all the time for no reason
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^^^you probably do more than me and most people grandma

    I don't watch it all, period. With sole exception The NFL.
20. 2015-10-14 at 5:46 PM UTC in What does it mean when your vision suddenly shifts 6 inches to the right
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    From smoking literally 100,000 hits of fake PCP I have created new psychological disabilities of which the likes have never before been seen. I also get this thing where when I'm stretching my neck cords and reactivating my deficient swallow reflex by pivoting my head repeatedly in aggressive lashes I suddenly get intense head rushes that are kind of like strokes but my vision fades into millions of pixels and my eyes dilate like dinner plates and I fall down basically fainting but awake and then I break the mirror Ä°'m staring at myself in and cut my hand on the itty bitty glass shards. Am I insane? I don't know how to Google these symptoms because I might be the first human in millions of years to be afflicted with such a thing. And thus is the life course of the divine deity of the triangle. The smartest person in the boobyverse has dedicated a million hours of his prior brainpower into fighting the urge to murder/suicide and usually stays in bed unless there's internet connection available. Me mum was all like ''ALL YOU HAVE Ä°N YOUR LÄ°FE Ä°S CRACKÄ°NG YOUR BONES'' and I lol'd hard because it's true. That and complete obsession that amazingly hasn't ended badly. My dad keeps emailing me (no I won't give you his email address) and I haven't responded to him once in three months, he's probably all like ''did my son ever care about me'' feels good, man.