Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-06 at 7:18 AM UTC in Make someone a Mod
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   2 votes for Mod for More Drama vs. 1 vote this and 1 vote that. So obviously you should make me a mod so that I can abuse my authority and ban anyone that doesn't agree with me. But don't worry, I'll make it look like a legit banning and keep it up.

   
   LET HIM ABUSE!
   GIVE HIM POWER!!!
   
2. 2015-11-06 at 7:16 AM UTC in Do jedis exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   jedis obviously don't exist because they're not specific wavelengths on the electromagnetic specturm. Have you ever seen a jedi who was as wavelength? No? Then they obviously don't exist.

   Idk man. This super scientifically generated image shows the contrary.
   
3. 2015-11-06 at 4:51 AM UTC in Make someone a Mod
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We need more site drama Lanny. Its fucking lazy as shit around here. So how about you make one of us retards a moderator and let the power go to their head! It will be good.
4. 2015-11-06 at 4:35 AM UTC in Do jedis exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Some people would say yes, because they can see jedis, therefore jedis exist.
   
   Others would say no, a jedi is just an optical illusion.
   
   What is your opinion?
   
   In order to give a semblance of sense to this thread I would argue that the existence of jedis is based on the definite existence or non-existence of their God. The jedis are described as "Gods Chosen People" and this is of crucial importance to the subject. For if the God of the jedis exists then indeed jedis exist and are indeed the chosen people, but if we are to say the God of the jedis does not exist then jedis are not Gods Chosen People and in turn they are not jedis but simply people who made up some shit and labeled themselves Chosen by a fake higher power.
   
   So Niggas, does the jedi exist?
5. 2015-11-06 at 4:20 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spectral, your explanation with a long winded halfassed descartes demon inception slashfic is fallavcious in that it A. Assumes you have technology far beyond what is possible with current restrictions, B-A. Proposes you can "hack" this non-existent tech to infiltrate an emulation of a brain (which makes no since seeing as you dont actually have the ability to "hack someone brain" like a fucking sploo fractal) B-B You assume a level of understanding that is impossible due to the misalignment of your existence and the technology. C. Literally asserts we are not composed of matter and energy.
   
   Anyway, this thread sucks but was really fun. I had a good time ripping on idiots like spectral and open your mind who think that by asserting the negation of existence in reality they are at a higher understanding, when in reality the only negation of existence in reality is their thought process.
6. 2015-11-06 at 4:07 AM UTC in Does anyone here miss iron johns post?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   So, do you guys want the cameo appearance, or the full-fledged, glorious return, or would you rather just stick with tDR?

   
   He made a cameo appearance. It was pretty obvious it was you just like when you tried to be dumpsterslut or whomever. Are you really that old that you forgot?
   
   Anyway what I am getting at is that when you ask if we want a cameo appearance or a full fledged return we know you are just trying to figure out if you have to make the character work long term. Stop saying you can get ex-community members back. Its obvious that you cant actually get them to post here. Otherwise they would have been doing so anyway. i.e. there is a reason we lost so many users in the last migration. They don't want anything to fucking do with us.
7. 2015-11-06 at 3:22 AM UTC in Alcoholics Anonymous...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That place creeps me out
8. 2015-11-06 at 1:06 AM UTC in Never ever make a mission statement
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That works… if you like less than 15 people on the site until it closes.

   
   lel because mission statments are what drives people to a site amirite? You are a fucking moron spectral.
9. 2015-11-06 at 1:04 AM UTC in LittlestNiggerRigged Pumpkin Bong (OR Happy Halloween Faggots 420blazeitErrday)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It tasted fine. No pumpkin flavor like I expected but it wasnt bad. I was mostly surprised at how much smoke it held. I would take one rip and then exhale and be able to take 2 more good sized hits out of the smoke just left in the thing. If I were in a pinch I would definitly pick up a gourd and make one of these bad boys rather than making an apple pipe or some shit.
   
   
10. 2015-11-05 at 8:51 PM UTC in Animorphing into an integer sequence
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    1,2,3
    
    fixd 4 u
11. 2015-11-05 at 7:10 PM UTC in I indirectly caused someone to get a tattoo of an anime girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're there for me though, in spirit :):o:D
12. 2015-11-05 at 7:08 PM UTC in Animorphing into an integer sequence
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    123
13. 2015-11-05 at 6:49 PM UTC in Anybody here like baby metal?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    noice m8, but I've been listening to gindcore since you were a lad sucking your daddies dick
    
    

    
    Objectively, your taste in grindcore is far inferior to my refined palate. It sounds like something recorded in my rape dungeon.
    
    Lrn2Mince
    
    

    [FONT=Verdana]I see many snacks everyday[/FONT]

    
    

    [FONT=Verdana]Delicious they may be, but they[/FONT]

    
    

    [FONT=Verdana]Are also deceiving[/FONT]

    
    

    [FONT=Verdana]A harmless treat for you to eat?[/FONT]

    
    
14. 2015-11-05 at 6:43 PM UTC in Anyone know any good spice vendors?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Improvised K2 high: Hit yourself in the head with a hammer
15. 2015-11-05 at 6:41 PM UTC in What the fuck is a charity!?!!??!!!???!!!x!!!???!!!??!!?!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't know what this means
    
    I find it amazing how none knows the main way the government battles cocaine; and that's by destruction a nations most valued crop
16. 2015-11-05 at 6:38 PM UTC in I indirectly caused someone to get a tattoo of an anime girl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is how I'm going to rebel against my parents
17. 2015-11-05 at 5:53 PM UTC in How can I diminish the Chinese influence in my area?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I like how Bill Krozby never posts on topic and just posts shit about his boibands and how catatonic they are. D00d u need to get a lief. No one on here gives a fuck about what "core" you are into. Absolutely no one give a fuck about "baby metal" (absolute gayest sounding thing you have posted about yet) or "the longevity of Chinese punk rock".
    
    Oh and you sir are the ultimate pleb. There is no pleb plebbyer than you. What I am saying is if a knight came by and called a plebeian over to water his horse, the whole town would expect you to do it.
    
    On topic, get somedis and post em around, it sure to diminish Chinese influence:
    
    
    
    
18. 2015-11-05 at 5:44 PM UTC in Anybody here like baby metal?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You guys wouldn't know real grindcore if it bit you on your napalm ass

    
    What the fuck does that mean? Why are you so stupid? Napalm Ass? More like best ass amirite? Go die Bill Krozby. Go die.
19. 2015-11-05 at 5:43 PM UTC in Its time for Bill Krozby to go away
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Forever
20. 2015-11-05 at 4:04 PM UTC in Melatonin is a schedule I substance in Turkey
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They don't want their civilians to dream.