Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-17 at 5:04 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I saved it, not gonna lie.
2. 2015-12-17 at 5:02 AM UTC in How does my blu-ray collection look?
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   looks like shit
3. 2015-12-17 at 4:27 AM UTC in Sometimes, I just want to fuckin snap!
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   no u
4. 2015-12-17 at 3:57 AM UTC in ATTN: Spectral
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   Fuck you, I'm Mad.
5. 2015-12-17 at 3:51 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
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   Right lanny, but I think you're missing the point. The objectiveness of rainbows is dependent soley on the abdjuctive redundancy of halcon multifaucets which as you may or may not know, are THE ONLY REASON for gratuitous barnage when you're dealing with scum scully skull fucker CORPS like S.K.E.T.A. or P.L.U.M.B.U.S. Now, if you were to take a rainbow and put it through a laser guided minefield airlock super conductor halogen light LED radar airplane, now we're talking. That's just my opinion though.
6. 2015-12-17 at 3:45 AM UTC in Glibber sholorney quaaka (lol)
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   E pluribus plumbus and a happy new year!
7. 2015-12-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in How does my blu-ray collection look?
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   There is CLEARLY space for moar blu-gays down there, you picky asshole!

   
   Shut the fuck up, nobody asked you shit.
8. 2015-12-17 at 3:05 AM UTC in hello
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   Haha, ….my dad is going thru a rather difficult phase in his life…..dementia is starting. Bwurrrrrrp, not nice…..anyway,….maybe he would give you nice answers to your sexual fantasies, who knows. But seriously mmmmmmmQ……how the fuck are you doing? Hows your mother?

   
   After this post I started reading everything in Rick's voice from Rick and Morty.
9. 2015-12-17 at 2:58 AM UTC in How to: Blood magic (sickness curse)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   there was a guy on totse2, white-enochian from memory, who started an occult torrent site… there's actually some interesting stuff on there; I've downloaded a lot but haven't gotten around to reading much. one thing that I found interesting was the journal of a guy who grew up around devil worship and satanic ritual.
   
   http://theoccult.bz

   
   any way you can get him to send me an invite
10. 2015-12-17 at 2:57 AM UTC in Glibber sholorney quaaka (lol)
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    Hence, the entire reason for the fenkelstrom!
11. 2015-12-17 at 2:56 AM UTC in I think my dick kinda looks bigger when its a semi than fully erect
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    Hey actor, if you want a bigger dick here's one easy trick: Just masturbate 5-10 (or more) times a day and after three days or so of this, your dick will become swollen and fat. The only downside to this is that you can lose sensitivity and depending on your masturbation methods, injure your penis. Good luck though, hope you get a fat penis soon.
12. 2015-12-17 at 2:54 AM UTC in How to: Blood magic (sickness curse)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm a brujo, but yes basically. Since I turned of age my family has been teaching me the dark arts. I'm studying for my HE-zu-5 test right now.
13. 2015-12-17 at 2:47 AM UTC in How does my blu-ray collection look?
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    So, what do you do if you get a new blu-ray? Where the fuck do you put it? I personally never understood why anybody would want to display dvd's or blu rays or games. I've always got all my things of that nature hidden away. It's one reason I'm not fond of tv stands/desks/whatever like you have. Yeah, it looks pretty nice but it's all empty underneath. You can only put so much shit down there, I'd rather have something more practical with more storage space. I know it sounds like I'm being a picky asshole right now, that's because I am, but it's only because I have nothing better to do.
14. 2015-12-17 at 2:35 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh, I also have this picture of PC licking some dude's foot at my request.
    
    http://imgur.com/PEkFYR3
15. 2015-12-17 at 2:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You faggots have some shitty selfies. Man the fuck up.
    
    http://imgur.com/a/I5HWE
16. 2015-12-17 at 1:47 AM UTC in Do you ever eat spam?
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    Spam I Am
17. 2015-12-17 at 1:45 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bet you two fags are jacking off to each other's pictures
18. 2015-12-17 at 12:11 AM UTC in I fucked my mom
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    It was disgusting
19. 2015-12-17 at 12:09 AM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What's a retard-faggot-pedo? Is this some new specimen?
20. 2015-12-16 at 11:52 PM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would get into arguments with internet strangers
    
    But I'm actually MAD