Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-29 at 3:29 PM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PS: FUCK ARNOX FUCK ARNOX FUCK ARNOX.... you know the drill.
2. 2015-12-29 at 3:28 PM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where's Mike and what's that other site?
3. 2015-12-29 at 3:25 PM UTC in ATTN: sophie, lil nigger, darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey buttnugget, how is being a Texan hipster working out for you nowadays?
4. 2015-12-29 at 3:21 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have 1,123 messages in my inbox, Lanny. Go and fuck yourself.
5. 2015-12-29 at 3:16 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to leave Europe because we will be the battleground of WW3. Can someone here give me a job so I can get a Visa (Greencard?)? I'm a certified sales administrator and I can do all sorts of hard labor, too. Farm work etc.
6. 2015-12-29 at 3:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey buddie, have a hug. :)
7. 2015-12-29 at 3:07 PM UTC in Sexual Boredom
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Use the left hand for once, faggot.
8. 2015-12-29 at 12:31 PM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   He lied about why he shut the site down. It was really because someone got full control of the server and that pissed him off royally. The entire site could have been hard deleted as easy as pie, and he thought it was secure as all hell.

   So is this your latest lie or have your delusions finally taken over?
9. 2015-12-29 at 12:20 PM UTC in Sexual Boredom
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Anyone ever banged so many different chicks, so many different times, in so many different ways, it became boring and unexciting?

   Maybe you should branch out from fantasizing about ass fucking men and actually get laid to spice things up a bit.
10. 2015-12-29 at 12:17 PM UTC in I'm taking suggestions for threads. Pick a subject
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Include specky boy and darth rodent conflict resolution to the poll

    Include brain damaged little shit stains while you're at it.
11. 2015-12-29 at 9:58 AM UTC in ATTN: sophie, lil nigger, darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    oh yeah and i forgot crazy mike and magus and zok jr too. that is really all now.

    Butthurt confirmation...
12. 2015-12-29 at 9:55 AM UTC in Why are some people so gay?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^you know I would expect that kind of verbal laceration from a guy like you, who probably owns more martini glasses than he does close friends

    Martinis? Really? That's your zinger? You really just proved what a worthless little shit you are.
13. 2015-12-29 at 9:11 AM UTC in Does it bother you a little bit when news websites make typos/mistakes...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "At this time police are not search if anything was taken from the pharmacy."
    
    It kinda bothers me a little...cause theyre just...not doing their job right. Like they're drunk or something.
14. 2015-12-29 at 7:14 AM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Both forums at equally dead.

    
    Not even close
15. 2015-12-29 at 6:57 AM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    PS: Lanny, your forum is as slow as ketchup still. XP Ain't nobody got time for dat.

    
    Are you fucking kidding? Your forum is so dead bots dont even try posting there.
    
16. 2015-12-29 at 4:44 AM UTC in best way in the uk to get subscribed opiods?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Say you have restless leg syndrome and then say none of the treatments are working, eventually you'll get to the opiates
17. 2015-12-29 at 2:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Just applied for a server position at a shitty resturant. Wish to fuck this town had an IHOP, I made bank working there. Protip: if you have something cool to converse with customers about such as a clydesdale, macaw or other oddity, keep a pic in your order book. That shit earned me a lot of extra tips. Had one regular who love my clydesdale and would tip me 5$ and another 5$ for 'my baby' toget carrots. Also at the time we had a ponderosa lemon tree that produced grapefruit sized lemons. When wed get fruit Id bring them in to serve to customers and theyd be fucking wowed by these giant lemons.

    
    If you're female you obviously either pretend to be pregnant or talk about the baby you just had, doesn't hurt to let it slip that the father isn't around and whatnot. Been around enough greasy waitresses for long enough to know.
18. 2015-12-28 at 6:59 PM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You don't scare me, kid, but keep trying.
    
    
    
    *snickers*

    Speaking of elections do you often sit and fondly reflect on the last one of your life or is 5 years longer than your memory span?
19. 2015-12-28 at 6:48 PM UTC in Why are some people so gay?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sounds like she knew, just like everyone here, that you're just a worthless little shit.
20. 2015-12-28 at 5:36 PM UTC in Is nutmeg worth trying?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The UK is banning nutmeg in the new year. Along with literally any chemical which produces even the slightest change in consciousness. Such a hilariously badly written law.