Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-30 at 7:55 AM UTC in Fuck all of you
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Harvard just dropped the results of a 75 year study about happiness and I was right all the time. Look it up yourself, I can't post links right now. Basically it's not about wealth or status, the shit everyone kills for, no, it's your social bonds. Haha... Who would have thought that, huh? Malice, write your mom a letter. Do it. You can still fix your life and it's real easy. You just need a hug. It's literally that simple.
2. 2015-12-30 at 7:47 AM UTC in I got injected with ketamine in the ER for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't fucking know you idiot I was on 2,000mg of bundy
3. 2015-12-30 at 5:29 AM UTC in I got injected with ketamine in the ER for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   U just mad cuz im stylin on u
4. 2015-12-30 at 5:22 AM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
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   Unfortunately no. I can get threads for you that you specifically request but opening up the whole forum won't happen. It was closed due to being backstabbed and having some utterly terrible members who wouldn't calm down or screw off.

   
   This is why any community you run will think you are a massive faggot.
   
   WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! THEY HUWT MAI FEEWINGS! THAT WILL SHOW EM!
5. 2015-12-30 at 5:16 AM UTC in I got injected with ketamine in the ER for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT: Things that never happened.
6. 2015-12-30 at 4:07 AM UTC in I got injected with ketamine in the ER for no reason
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I took a gram of bundy and was like lol NBD, then I took another gram of bundy an hour later and my dad found me comatose. I woke up in the ER at like 3 A.M. and the doctor injected me with ketamine and ativan. I exclaim to the doctors "Oh boy oh boy I've always wanted to get injected with benzodiazepines!!!". I got discharged today, 2 days later. In the ER there was some girl who was experiencing depression from her cocaine use, so I pulled down the curtain that seperated the beds between us, went behind her and did a psychotic clown voice that said "DID SOMEBODY SAY COCAINE????", then I got transferred to the psych ward where there was a guy who walked backwards in slow motion, flapped his arms like a bird, and scribbled meaningless objects with red pen in his notebook. There were triangles with birds eating snakes in the bathroom graffiti'd where I jerked off. I hit on a spanish girl who talked about playing around with her period blood and didn't know where she lived, then I got discharged with a follow up to a substance abuse clinic.
   
   Did I actually get injected with ketamine or was that a complex hallucination? I have no idea why they would give me ketamine in that situation, or if it would even be legal.
7. 2015-12-30 at 3:53 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Hey Malice, just wait until HR 4269 inexplicably passes in a couple months and you'll be able to kill as many government dipshits as you please once the rebellion starts. I get the feeling that the south won't lose this time.
8. 2015-12-30 at 3:23 AM UTC in Sorry if anyone needed me...
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   Can you open the smf version of sanctuary? At last as an archive so w can look at the stuff we posted? Id argue what killed your site is moving to vb. If you just opened the old sanctuary after rdfrn closed we would still have a majority of the userbase.
9. 2015-12-30 at 2:53 AM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I know more than you do.

   
   
   
   Keep telling yourself that.
10. 2015-12-29 at 11:37 PM UTC in ATTN: sophie, lil nigger, darkie
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    Rump Rammed: The Post
11. 2015-12-29 at 11:29 PM UTC in I'm taking suggestions for threads. Pick a subject
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    So far politics and economic are in the lead, how boring.

    
    Then just write about what you want to write about. Why do you need our approval to make a thread? Also y u ignore my poast?
12. 2015-12-29 at 11:27 PM UTC in This is hilarious.
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    Fucking genius.
13. 2015-12-29 at 9:10 PM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
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    He was playing with his WYSIWYG editor at the time. He came into the thread to report that he couldn't post on his own site, but once he'd turned WYSIWYG off, he could then post. He was mystified as to what would cause that. Suddenly, he realized, to his complete shock and horror and dismay, that the post immediately preceding his, posted just minutes before, was the Enigma account. Quickly scanning the boards, he noticed several new mods, and some mods gone with the wind, and a few forums hard deleted. It was just too much for the old man. In fact, he didn't even try to fix anything; he simply retreated into a semi-coma of realization. How could they do this to me, those damned bastards? Well, try being around sometime, instead of being a useless fucktard, then you won't have to stamp your little feet and quit the game just because it was your own damned fault. Know what I mean, jelly bean? Yeah, I know you're out there.

    
    Dementia: The Post
14. 2015-12-29 at 8:14 PM UTC in Did anyone archive the old totse forum?
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    He was playing with his WYSIWYG editor at the time. He came into the thread to report that he couldn't post on his own site, but once he'd turned WYSIWYG off, he could then post. He was mystified as to what would cause that. Suddenly, he realized, to his complete shock and horror and dismay, that the post immediately preceding his, posted just minutes before, was the Enigma account. Quickly scanning the boards, he noticed several new mods, and some mods gone with the wind, and a few forums hard deleted. It was just too much for the old man. In fact, he didn't even try to fix anything; he simply retreated into a semi-coma of realization. How could they do this to me, those damned bastards? Well, try being around sometime, instead of being a useless fucktard, then you won't have to stamp your little feet and quit the game just because it was your own damned fault. Know what I mean, jelly bean? Yeah, I know you're out there.

    
    Wow, just fucking wow! You have lost your lost marble.
    
    

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15. 2015-12-29 at 5:18 PM UTC in I'm taking suggestions for threads. Pick a subject
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    Make some funny comics.
16. 2015-12-29 at 5:10 PM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
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    I'm just trying to fit in. Be nice to me.
17. 2015-12-29 at 3:53 PM UTC in This site is slower than an old man's erection
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    First of all, this site loads slow as shit for me. Second, imagine Spectral and TDR swordfight with their limp noodles over who the bigger internet loser is. Yea, disgusting but that's a great analogy for what TOTSE really stands for.
18. 2015-12-29 at 3:45 PM UTC in Why are some people so gay?
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    It's ok to be gay just say no to drugs and hail Satan.
19. 2015-12-29 at 3:41 PM UTC in best way in the uk to get subscribed opiods?
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    Be old. They hand out opiates like candy to old people, but I don't really know anyone young who has ever had more than slightly stronger co-codamol.

    You can buy Codeine OTC 600mg for two bucks in the UK.
    
    It' called Lingus something and is cough syrup.
20. 2015-12-29 at 3:39 PM UTC in best way in the uk to get subscribed opiods?
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    Be a cripple.