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2016-01-27 at 4:06 PM UTC in Most people in america tend to have little ballsBalls of cash?
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2016-01-27 at 4:03 PM UTC in Pretty cool chemistry websiteLooks like its from the early 90s . those banners are sexy
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2016-01-27 at 4:01 PM UTC in Academic Discussion: Buffering
Is this change significant?
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2016-01-27 at 3:59 PM UTC in 2016 homeless is easy if you have WIFIAnd john aka me https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
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2016-01-27 at 3:55 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?Sploo for admin
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2016-01-27 at 3:54 PM UTC in i think i wanna become a copSo you wanna be a cop? so you wanna be on the top arrestin and shootin' all the kids on the block incarcerate the youth of the next generation and you get the high fives at the police station so you wanna wear blue and prey on the people go above the constitution where all men are equal beat down the poor and the working class core your a class trading motherfuckin' rich mans whore
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2016-01-27 at 7:46 AM UTC in If I don't like your style of humour, you're stupidSploo, Rambambo etc... They are the Triple Cs. The Cripple Cringe Crew. Respect.
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2016-01-27 at 7:39 AM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...Spectral isn't a troll. He's just confused.
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2016-01-27 at 7:35 AM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
9 inches what?
9 inches everything. Square shaped. Super exotic. -
2016-01-27 at 7:20 AM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?His name was Dave. 9 inches. 6 piercings and a dragon tattoo. Very exotic.
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2016-01-27 at 7:15 AM UTC in Get perfect memory and hack your way into a better job!
These people wear leather shorts and eat almost exclusively pork.
I wear pork shorts and eat almost exclusively leather. Your worldview is wrong. -
2016-01-27 at 7:13 AM UTC in Get perfect memory and hack your way into a better job!
Do you use an app for it? Or some manual method? Im a bit surprised since in my mind Germany has a very conservative approach to many things.
Trust me, this would seem like a very conservative approach to you if you used it since first grade.Haha. I didn't know there was an app for it to be honest. We had those little boxes with cards. Same method, though. -
2016-01-27 at 6:54 AM UTC in If I don't like your style of humour, you're stupidThis kids got moxy.
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2016-01-27 at 6:04 AM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...
Buuutt… if they hated me so much, which they did, why the hell would they Thank me?
Because you were good at what you did. They all hated you, but they all loved that everybody else hated you. They were thanking you for the hatred you caused in their peers. Knowing you were aggravating other people. You were getting props for being a good troller, home skillet. -
2016-01-27 at 5:10 AM UTC in Pretty cool chemistry website
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2016-01-27 at 4:59 AM UTC in Academic Discussion: Buffering
pH goes up a bit
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2016-01-27 at 4:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHey malice, would you please respond to the post about the fleshlight. I need one desperately, I've had this one for over a year and it is looking fucking gnarly. You dont' even wanna see the other side of it. (one side is a vagina as shown and the other side is an asshole. Asshole part is basically unusable atm)
I truly wasn't joke posting earlier man, I'm curious as to what you have to say on the subject. I may not be interested in everything you post, or read it, you can post fucking novels sometimes but I've always found you to be one of the most interesting characters on this website. I don't know if you've done any research on male masturbators/sex toys or have any first hand experience but I'm trying to find the most optimal sex toy within my budget. I've got a 25 dollar amazon gift card I want to use for this (thanks for the fuck toy grandma!) but I'm willing to spend a little more if it's worth it. I just don't want to be dropping like 60 or 70 dollars on name brand fleshlights because yeah, while they may last, I just can't justify spending that much on my dick. If I wanted to spend that much I'd just double it and go get myself an all you can eat buffet of pussy with my lover. -
2016-01-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Vyvanse water is such a motherfucking important invention and it needs to be implemented globally immediately. You mix the contents of a vyvanse capsule with water, it has no taste, it has no flavor, and it gets you high! It's just like drinking regular water! Except it gets you high! Scamming a guy with a 15mg mirtizapine tab for spice gave me a somewhat enjoyable night, though it wasn't too strong eaten this time. Some cannabinoids are obviously more orally bioavailable than other brands, unless its going to suddenly kick in hardcore in another hour but I doubt it. I'm glad I know this now anyway Green Giant is a good brand to eat because you can get truly fucked off it. Onset is 20 minutes, effects last 2-3 hours, peak is like smoking but less intense. Eating geeked up incense greatly reduces the potency but extends the duration by an hour or two.
Besides that, I had some kava and alcohol in my body to prevent any anxiety which might have dulled the effets very slightly. I took 236 of bundy the day before yesterday with 100mg of vyvanse, then that night I kick a hole in my wall because my dad wont give me money for cigarettes. I watch august underground high on bundy and speed and it fucks me up mentally, then the next day I threaten to disembowel my parents because they wont let me buy another cigarette. Violent media truly fucks with your mind, but I guess dissociative hallucinogens don't help. Then the same day when I go to the grocery store with my dad, I convince him to buy me a thing of poppy seeds, which I try to make tea out of. He pulls it away from me and pours it out, I throw a comb at him, and I twist my moms arm when she tries to stop me from licking the tea that spilled on the table like that small amount would do anything anyway. I honestly got an effect from it, but I would chalk that up to placebo.
Besides that I've been cracking open nerves mostly in my feet and eyebrows, feet because I don't move very much and eyebrows because I have a relatively blank facial expression most of the time. It's usually pretty easy to do but since high dose fish oil and tumeric ran out, it hasn't been implemented in my regimen and its somewhat more difficult. I almost have to learn how to walk again like I'm someone recovering from a brain injury, which might be the case, because when I was all f. weedicus dustmite sockweed I was probably inhaling lead paint combustion byproducts multiple times a day and demylineating all of my neurons. Oh well! Or it could also be the peripheral neuropathy from the starter fluid of course, which I really want to do again but quite frankly I'm scared.
What else is going on with me? Took the GED readiness assessment, scored 99 on everything except writing, which was 71, but she didn't score my essay, most likely because it was too fuckin' OG, so I'd probably get 99 on that too. Because of that things have been going along with my parents better and my dad bought me beer. I even took like 2 of the subtests stoned. I fuck this hottie that goes to this teen acting club that I visit out of nothing-to-do-ness, I go to college, win WIN win.
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2016-01-27 at 4:03 AM UTC in Academic Discussion: BufferingAcetic acid is formed and equilibrium with sodium acetate and makes pH goes up a bit
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2016-01-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Seriously if I didn't have this forum, I'd have no outlet. It's not as if I can tell anyone IRL that I shit myself.
Lol why not? What would happen if you told your friends you shat yourself? My friends would just laugh but be like "its okay man, *shit* happens" and we'd just joke about it. I gave one of my friends LSD a while back and he shat himself on the comeup. Lulz were had.