Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-28 at 1:07 AM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Bill Krozby isn't made of good material, too rubbery and I bet his dick is chewy. I don't want anybody running a website with a chewy dick.

   
   
2. 2016-01-28 at 12:14 AM UTC in What is obectjively the best (sub)forum on niggasinin.space
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   TRT is where all the cool kids go.
3. 2016-01-27 at 10:42 PM UTC in Triggered
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Post shit you hear people say irl or in movies or shows that triggers your.
   
   "I had a remote access trojan scour the internet for information"
   -Felicity
   Arrow
   
   Im not a tech junkie but even I know thats bullshit.
   
4. 2016-01-27 at 10:36 PM UTC in What is obectjively the best (sub)forum on niggasinin.space
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   intosanctuary.com/experimental
5. 2016-01-27 at 10:23 PM UTC in Here comes the meatwagon weeewooweeewoo
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't go to a psych ward. You'll want to leave after a day or two or three. You can go hitchhiking, see murica, go to mexico even, fuck. Sneak into canada. (though it is cold). You have so many more options than to just sit and take pills all day at a psych ward. They are going to strip away all of your rights in there. You don't take the drugs they want you to take and they take away your visitation rights, now you can't see your lawyer, your family, whoever, you can't get outside help. Maybe you don't have anybody, lots of people don't. Maybe you take the drugs, but you don't like the way they make you feel, so you refuse. Now they're keeping you forever. You want to leave now, youre tired of this. You're locked in. You can't call for help. You can't contact the outside world. They've got you trapped in their own little universe where they are the gods and you are the experiment. People who work in places like this, the people who STAY working in places like this, they have a hard dick for power. They *thrive* on controlling you, making you submit to their will. They'll praise you when you do, tell you you're doing good. If you apply yourself here you could be working in mcdonalds in about two years they say.
   
   You're not that. You're better than an experiment. There are other things you can do. You want to do this because you're *giving up* but when you get stuck there, you won't get the opportunity to try. I don't know what your record is, but if you get diagnosed with say, schizophrenia, or some other mental illness deemed dangerous, it can really fuck your life up. Fuck, you may be better off in jail or prison. At least there they won't take away your right to talk to a lawyer. Do you want to be put in custody of the state? Custody of your parents or grandparents, whoever. I don't know you, but I'm sure you don't want that. I know you just want to be happy. You just want things to be better. They're not going to be if you go get yourself committed. You're going to create paper for yourself and not the good kind.
   
   Maybe I'm wasting my time. Maybe this *is* what you want. I don't know. I hope that whatever you do, you're happy with your decision in the end.
6. 2016-01-27 at 10:14 PM UTC in Am I the only one here watching Rick and Morty?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yeah, this show is awesome. Its trippy as fuck and funny as shit. Doesnt the new season start soon/just started? Either way, its been a while since I watched it but now that I know its on adult swim website machine I will be quite happy to pick it back up.

   
   A bit late but yeah, all of season two is out now. Such a fucking good show. The new season isn't set to release until 2017 which sucks but, they put a lot of work into the show, I understand them needing time. A lot of the shots are very fucking intricate. Takes a lot of creativity constantly coming up with new aliens and whatnot. Like that one where they had the memory parasites, where rick broke the fourth wall telling you to look at "all these zany whacky characters!". That's A LOT of work.
7. 2016-01-27 at 10:11 PM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That's why I haven't done it. I don't want to kill a cat.
   
   I might go to like Korea or something where they serve dog and cat.

   
   Lets say you find a cat that's been hit by a car. You saw the crash, the cat is in good condition it's just had it's head smashed in, otherwise fine, but dead. 100% dead. Would you eat roadkill cat like that? I know its one thing to go and pick roadkill to eat, but if somebody else got it, prepared it, cooked it, etc, would you? I ask cause it's a more realistic situation than somebody slaughtering a cat specifically for meat, at least in most western first world countries, where I"m assuming you live.
8. 2016-01-27 at 10:07 PM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd eat a dog or cat, as long as it wasn't mine. I know somebody who claims to have eaten cat, they told me that it sits cold in your stomach. If you want a dog or cat just go buy one from the shelter and butcher it yourself. A lot of them are gonna be put down anyway and that meat is just gonna go to waste. I'd butcher an animal but not a dog or cat, not unless I had to. A bit silly considering neither are very intelligent. I'd have no problem killing a pig or horse though, past getting a clean shot anyway. *shrugs*
9. 2016-01-27 at 10:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Tell me about it, pretty much this time last year I took about 250, 300 (pills, not mg, I can't remember if they were .25 or .50, .I imagine they were .25) in 3 or 4 days and was walking down the middle of a busy road in the pitch black and snow hoping a car would hit me, and cutting up all my arms at some point over that period. Good times. They are potent as fuck, 2 of them pretty much have me losing control completely, but if I took 2 pills of any other benzo they wouldn't do much. But I've learnt my lesson and try not to touch any benzo these days, they just make me horribly depressed and suicidal.

   
   Jesus fucking christ, you were cutting your arms in the middle of the road?!
10. 2016-01-27 at 10:03 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Bill Krozby isn't made of good material, too rubbery and I bet his dick is chewy. I don't want anybody running a website with a chewy dick.

    
    That's racist.
    
    
11. 2016-01-27 at 9:59 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bill Krozby isn't made of good material, too rubbery and I bet his dick is chewy. I don't want anybody running a website with a chewy dick.
12. 2016-01-27 at 9:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is true. Are you still exercising malice? You look fit in all yo pictures. I plan to start running again once it warms up or maybe just when I'm out of withdrawals. Achy bones and windy cold don't mix very well. I felt A LOT better when I'd start my morning with eggs, a run and a shower. Somehow, I had more energy.
    
13. 2016-01-27 at 9:30 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I reconsidered.

    
    Gay.
14. 2016-01-27 at 7:21 PM UTC in Not that I'm a shameless "thanks" whore...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Do not fix this. Keep it as it is. The "thanks" system was a stupid idea anyway.. and it's good to know that people actually do care about it, as evidented by this thread.

    
    Quantifiable praise is like a drug, nigga.
15. 2016-01-27 at 7:20 PM UTC in Would everyone here be interested in a Bill Krozbylet.net?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only if you use old school UBB, circa totse.com in 2005.
16. 2016-01-27 at 7:18 PM UTC in I'm bored
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm sitting around listening to music and not doing anything to help or harm the world.
17. 2016-01-27 at 7:15 PM UTC in Most people in america tend to have little balls
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have massive ovaries. So massive they need to be cooled externally.
18. 2016-01-27 at 6:39 PM UTC in How to get the most out of you cocaine.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's kinda wack, bro. There's way too much filler in those pills. I haven't snorted Bupropione but it probably tastes like shit.
    
    Disregard if you slam that shit.
19. 2016-01-27 at 6:04 PM UTC in Most people in america tend to have little balls
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They are 100% nutcases. They are Mormons and their leader apparently got a divine message to... I dunno, "save the forest" or some shit. Fuck them.
20. 2016-01-27 at 5:57 PM UTC in Most people in america tend to have little balls
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who owns the land right now?