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2016-02-03 at 2:11 AM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?What reject said. You arent happy or fulfilled because you are filling your own holes with bullshit like women, drugs and a modest amount of money.
My measure of happiness is "If I were in this same position 20 years in the future would I still be happy about it?" -
2016-02-03 at 2:09 AM UTC in SCRONALDO_J_trump is literally a heterosexual
I love space. Having sex with minors is also legal in space, in fact the legal definition 'minor' doesn't even exist in space, so let's just call it sex.
I would argue that the existence of the legal definition of anything is restricted to time much more than it is space. I mean lets face it, if you were to have a space station sex dungeon doing things that the majority of the world disapproves of you would more than likely be condemned by the various nations of earth. Which, in a perfect world here your space station is self sufficient is just fine but in reality where you need supplies and such every few months then you will basically be left to die or arrested by UN troops in the next supply shuttle. Which would then set precedent for future interstellar law.
Its pretty much the same as having a submarine. Sure you can do whatever you want when you are unclaimed waters but if you do anything illegal under international law and are caught you will be fucked to the highest extent. -
2016-02-03 at 1:41 AM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
I'd eat a dog or cat, as long as it wasn't mine. I know somebody who claims to have eaten cat, they told me that it sits cold in your stomach. If you want a dog or cat just go buy one from the shelter and butcher it yourself. A lot of them are gonna be put down anyway and that meat is just gonna go to waste. I'd butcher an animal but not a dog or cat, not unless I had to. A bit silly considering neither are very intelligent. I'd have no problem killing a pig or horse though, past getting a clean shot anyway. *shrugs*
Even more silly when you remember pigs are cute and arguably more intelligent than cats/dogs. -
2016-02-03 at 1:23 AM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?Nah, you don't. Because as you say, you're egotistical. Don't get me wrong you have a great life, somewhat envious, but there's more to life than hedonism and money.
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2016-02-03 at 1:10 AM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?im just curious. im in my late 20s, work 2 days a week making like $16 and hour to make some bougie ass food for white ppl, get 2200 every month from the gi bill while schools going on, i smoke a bunch of weed and have sex with hot, athletic college age girls regularly (like legit hot girls, not like the nasty welfare stamp hoes Bill Krozby fucks on the reg). also im about to have a dope ass engineering job in a couple years if i keep these grades up. i also work out semi regularly and am fairly attractive.
the downsides are that im egotistical as fuck sometimes, sometimes so much to the point it blinds me to reality. and i cant sleep for shit but ive been working on that.and that i smoke a bunch of weed. -
2016-02-02 at 11:42 PM UTC in I FUCKING HATE ANGELA MERKEL
Germany doesn't have a sovereign government. After we lost WWII we also lost all our rights to make any decisions. This isn't a German operation. The sad African fucks who come here on boats aren't to blame either. They are just the scapegoat. This is a produced race war, fabricated by…. *drum roll*….the jedis who got tired of living in the shithole desert surounded by Muslims. Now they make us fight eachother until both sides are weakened enough to go in for the kill.
Ok there iron john -
2016-02-02 at 11:29 PM UTC in Sup niggers
K it's definitely the real caption failtrain, nobody can be this cringey on command.
So are you still with that middle aged little boy hellajaundice or whatever its name was?
Lol, how did I make you so mad without even trying? Truly, I am the apex predator of the internet. Now it only remains to be seen which military-spec faggot you are. -
2016-02-02 at 10:47 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSherry is surprisingly nice. A bit sweet, but it was the only thing left in the cupboard.
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2016-02-02 at 10:45 PM UTC in Have you ever rescued anything?I can't rescue myself, what are the chances of me rescuing anything else.
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2016-02-02 at 10:43 PM UTC in So I'm withdrawaling from alcohol like a cystic fibrosis stricken little bitchHow long does it take to develop a physical addiction to alcohol?
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2016-02-02 at 10:41 PM UTC in SCRONALDO_J_trump is literally a heterosexualYou may be heterosexual but you are also the biggest faggot on this site.
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2016-02-02 at 10:22 PM UTC in What elements do you find most attractive in a boy?fear and silence
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2016-02-02 at 10:20 PM UTC in Financial competence 101You should also invest in sunglasses around april and you'll really start to see the return around august
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2016-02-02 at 10:16 PM UTC in Sup niggers
I can see that you've never been to Tallahassee, son.
K it's definitely the real caption failtrain, nobody can be this cringey on command.
So are you still with that middle aged little boy hellajaundice or whatever its name was? -
2016-02-02 at 10:14 PM UTC in Have you ever rescued anything?tl dr I rescue millions every day I don't achieve orgasm
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2016-02-02 at 10:10 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
i nefar lern soma!!!!
What the fuck? did you actually type all this just to explain how to do a household budget that's taught in like grade 7 when you already grew up hearing your parents argue about money ever since you could understand the emotional connotations attached to words? Fuck you, no wonder your country is dirty, stupid, broke and butthurt about it.
Look at the forum you're on, lol. There are a lot of people in this community that have never gotten their basic shit together. Everyone learns this stuff for the first time some time, so it's important to have the information available for them. -
2016-02-02 at 10:09 PM UTC in Financial competence 101[SIZE=18px]Issue 2:
[SIZE=14px]The short term; planning six months ahead[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14px]Alright, so you've got a handle on your expenses and balanced them up against your income. How much money do you have left over every pay cycle if you ideally cut down on most of your frivolous expenses? That's the important number. Give yourself a wiggle room for when you really, really just want a pizza or something. We want this number to be conservative, not generous and based on you having amazing willpower, because you probably wouldn't be in the hole if you did.
Now look back at your budget and take a look at what you call the essentials like rent, utilities, food and so on. Add those numbers up and multiply by six. This will be your target "never drop below this" amount. What we're looking for is for you to be able to go a good six months without work. You can play with the amount of time if you want. Some people say you can aim for three months, and that's reasonable. But any lower and you're cutting it way too close. This fund will be your lifeline if everything else goes to shit; three to six months is enough time to get a new job, fix whatever emotional situation you're in and begin digging yourself out of the hole once again.
The key to accumulating enough money for this, of course, will be to bring your everyday expenses NOW, way way down. Stop buying expensive soap, organic milk and lots of beef to eat each night. Quit ordering pizza and learn how to cook basic shit, it's easy and cheap. Cut out soda and beer and either switch to water or brew some tea, tea is cheap as fuck.
Start saving where you can and pinch pennies. Use coupons. Go full jedi until you've hit your target here, because the sooner you hit three to six months of savings, the sooner you'll have a gigantic mental burden lifted off your shoulders and you can start looking at other areas to improve. Once you've hit this, you will not touch this money. It will be here in case you have a car crash or get laid off, or if someone robs you or eats your soul or something. You need to always have this under your belt.
once you accomplish this, congratulations, this is stage called "having your shit together". Look forward to Issue 3.[/SIZE][/SIZE] -
2016-02-02 at 10:07 PM UTC in What ever happened to rocklin and those other dudes that worked with him?
Yea he sent me videos of himself doing cringey cigarette reviews on YouTube "as a test" and if they popped up on the rdfrn he would ban me… Some people are just like that
pls post now pls thx -
2016-02-02 at 10:03 PM UTC in Financial competence 101i nefar lern soma!!!!
What the fuck? did you actually type all this just to explain how to do a household budget that's taught in like grade 7 when you already grew up hearing your parents argue about money ever since you could understand the emotional connotations attached to words? Fuck you, no wonder your country is dirty, stupid, broke and butthurt about it. -
2016-02-02 at 9:59 PM UTC in So I'm withdrawaling from alcohol like a cystic fibrosis stricken little bitch
No one can hear you whine in space.
I can still see your dirty black skin though