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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. A trench coat with no fedora? No wonder people hate you.
  2. No but your mom did lastnight after I fisted her asshole
  3. All I have is CCC's
  4. DONT DO IT SHAZOOO BAZOO ZOO!!! I LET YOU PEEP THE CHAIN ITS GOING DOWN IM YELLING TINDER YOU BETTER MOVE
    YOU BETTER DANCE WOOOWOWOWO

    IM THE SCAT MAN BEDIDIDI DON DIMDUM DUN BEDEDE DA DI DUM TUMB DEDEDE DA DATAWOO BAP BAP BAPA WOO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THE SCATMANS DOING SO CHECK OUT MY MESSAGE TO YOU, AS A MATTER OF FACT LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT XUZ IF THAT SCATMAN CAN DO IT SO YOU BEE BAP BAP BAP BOBO

  5. My 2cool4school IQ is literally 167.5
  6. I don't get bundy. I have used nite time coughsyrup with bundy to fall asleep at night and it usually works. How much do you need to drink to feel anything? I drank what I felt was quite a bit of bundy cough syrup and I didn't feel anything. How do you take so much without falling asleep sploo? Like, I guess when I take xanax or ambien I usually drink redbull, tea, and coffee with it to stay up, is that what you do?

    http://bundy.darkridge.com/calc.html
  7. http://logs.omegle.com/10c491b
  8. You shouldn't be wearing a trenchcoat, instead wear a cowboy hat and spurs. If you want to meet a naive entitled skank, just sit next to her 2 classes in a row, make small talk and speak up confidently in class about something. If you challenge a professor it makes them moist. You should have taken intro to religious studies. I'm currently posting from a third year stats course on a crackbook and it's boring as fuck. I wouldn't even go to class unless the focal point is talking to slutz. I've got a third year elective class about Canuckistan that's easy as fuck, I was going to try to get with this tall dark haired bitch faced girl who idolizes William Lyon Mackenzie King but she saw me with my GF outside of school last week. I trolled a native football player during a debate by saying my family has personally suffered more handship from the British Monarchy than his has. He sounded like he was about to cry going on about how his "voice isn't being heard" and I almost said "that's because most people don't know savages can talk."

    tl dr: use electives to exploit emotionally weak people: girls who lack confidence and guys who lack intelligence
  9. lollercoaster
  10. What a faggot ass facial tat, does he not know that's a puerto rican thing?
  11. never fall in love, but im too drunk, cant get it up
  12. Gimme a second to find a video.
  13. The little girl is feeling it, though.
  14. This is the best video ever. It makes no sense at all. In the beginning they are all masked and try to look hard for no reason. Then they give a dude who is just nodding the fuck out in a cafe a care package and it ends with a song for the homeless by one of their mothers. The voices are great, too.
  15. Just give a bum a hug and smile at him. Haha. "I've learned more from homeless people than from others".


  16. Look at those cringebags, all gooned up, trying to look tough. Haha. They even have a banner like terrorists....

    Here's a tip, if you try to be gangster on cam, with hoodies and masks, do not, under any circumstances, choose a fragile litte emo faggot with a gay haircut to be your spokesperson. That's unprofessional.
  17. I stole all those pills too
  18. I ate this money and now I'm going to the place to get the things don because they froze all my assets. This will be a fun meeting bexause my short term memory is shot. What the fuck. They should just make the shit legal and this kind of stuff wont happen. Also wut.

  19. Drug him with Scopolamine and force him into create CP. Then show it to his mother.
  20. I don't like drinking from cups, either. Plastic doesn't feel good. It's too warm on the lips and just makes the drink wack.

    I sip my lean either from a beerglass or a metal mug. G as fuck.
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