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2016-03-05 at 9:37 PM UTC in Is my IQ 68 Guyanese friend worthy of trianglism?Are you sure
"Yeah yo I've been locked up mad times" is one of my favorite quotes ever.
It's so simple but literally reflects all four facets (interpersonal manipulation, callous affect, antisocial lifestyle, antisocial behavior) of psychopathy at once in one sentence. -
2016-03-05 at 9:36 PM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion
Checkmate. :/
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2016-03-05 at 9:32 PM UTC in Tort is one of those stolen valor fagsLet's talk about Me instead
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2016-03-05 at 9:32 PM UTC in Tort is one of those stolen valor fagsLike if Bill Krozby overdosed on drugs right in front of me and was dying, I would make the conscious decision not to help him. The world would be no different for the lack of one fuckboy. His maximum output potential is to make hotdogs. Think on that for a bit. He's just one more faggot on the highway and the sidewalk, getting in the way. He is utterly unnecessary for the function of society.
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2016-03-05 at 9:27 PM UTC in Tort is one of those stolen valor fagsBill Krozby is a fuckboy whose greatest ambition is to start a $20,000 hot dog stand. He sure has aimed high in life.
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2016-03-05 at 9:14 PM UTC in God tier cartoons threadArcher
Bojack Horseman
Frisky Dingo
Venture Bros
Home Movies
Invader Zim
Rocko's Modern Life
South Park
The Critic
Family Guy
Futurama
King Of The Hill
F Is For Family
American Dad
Daria
Beavis and Butthead
The Head
The Boondocks
Sealab 2021
Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
Space Ghost: Coast To Coast
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Tick
Ren And Stimpy
Pinky And The Brain
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2016-03-05 at 9:10 PM UTC in You know what I like about this siteShut up fuckboy, you'll die poor and alone.
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2016-03-05 at 4:48 PM UTC in Is my IQ 68 Guyanese friend worthy of trianglism?Notable quotes:
*Is walking his dog when his dog pulls on the leash* "YO NIGGA"
Me: "You ever been to jail before?" "Yeah yo I've been locked up mad times"
*I give him 235mg of bundy for his first time and he smokes weed* "Yo I am fucking fried right now" "I've never been so fucked up in my life"
"I've got learning problems I've smoked spice for like 3 years"
"Do you think you can hack into the DMV?"
"Yeah we'll blow a rabbit up with a sniper rifle"
"Yo you think we should take the sniper rifle with us up the block"
"Lets hit the bank"
His friend asks him "Who are you? What are you?" "My name is Ace and I'm a gangsta"
"I smoked spice and a ghost held me down"
"Yo hide the crack pipe in the napkin and close the blinds"
His mom says (he lives with his mom he's 38 but he pays the rent) "Yeah we're trying to get him on SSI......but I don't know what's wrong with him...." -
2016-03-05 at 3:19 PM UTC in How beer cuckholds you
"cucked by beer". Bill Krozby, is there anything that doesn't cuck you? You get cucked so often I really can't help but get the impression you're the most cucked guy around. King of cucks. The cucked crusader. Cuck a doodle do. Cucks gone crazy. Chicken McCuckets.Kissed by Lady Cuck. The man from nancucket. Collector of autism cucks. A cuckstaposition of contrasting elements. Master in the martial art of nuncucks. Leader of the Might Cucks. When you go to a wedding or funeral you wear a cucksedo. Bill Krozby "Don't fucks with the cucks" Bill Krozbyler.
This is true. The level of male anxiety around phytoestrogens is top-tier hilarious.
This is quite possibly the funniest post ever made on this site. -
2016-03-05 at 1:26 PM UTC in The world's fucking weird as fucku tryna fluster, buster?
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2016-03-05 at 12:59 PM UTC in The world's fucking weird as fuckWhat the fuck am I doing?????????????????????????/
http://paulcooijmans.com/occult/transmutation.html
http://www.learntarot.com/maj12.htm
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2016-03-05 at 12:16 PM UTC in Updatewhat the fuck is wrong with your brain???
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2016-03-05 at 9:29 AM UTC in I am a bonafide brutal ass master
Savage nips bro. U lift?
I lift with my nips.
was clarice into this? and your nigs are like gumdrops
Clarice is still into this. And if you look closely, those are puffed up because of nipple taps. They are like condoms for your nipples.
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2016-03-05 at 8:35 AM UTC in I am a bonafide brutal ass masterwas clarice into this? and your nigs are like gumdrops
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2016-03-05 at 8:26 AM UTC in Ode to Crib Leg Bag
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2016-03-05 at 8:21 AM UTC in Been trying to buy loafers for 2 weeks
This virus is not chill. Not chill at all. -
2016-03-05 at 8:20 AM UTC in Been trying to buy loafers for 2 weeksCalling OP cancer would be an insult to cancer. OP is a pregnant woman infected with Zika.
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2016-03-05 at 7:40 AM UTC in Been trying to buy loafers for 2 weeksThis is like CIA torture
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2016-03-05 at 7:33 AM UTC in Ode to Crib Leg Bag
Where did you go crib leg bag COME BACK ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆ I RAN OUTTA TRIANGLES NEED ANOTHER HIT "THE FIRST ∆ IS FREE BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL COST YA"
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2016-03-05 at 7:33 AM UTC in Ode to Crib Leg Bag
yeah ∆ OO OO DO THE CRIB LEG BAG DO THE CRIB LEG BAG OHHH ∆∆∆∆ YOU CASUAL MOTHERFUCKERS CANT EVEN INTO ALL THIS DOPE NIGGA CRIB LEG FUCKING BAG IN DA HOUSE ∆∆∆∆
meth