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2016-03-05 at 7:29 AM UTC in I am a bonafide brutal ass master

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AMA

2016-03-05 at 7:28 AM UTC in I am a bonafide brutal ass master

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the one true leather daddy of this website

2016-03-05 at 7:24 AM UTC in Update

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2016-03-05 at 6:43 AM UTC in Update

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if anyonme would like to vist please let me knw and we can talk on skype

2016-03-05 at 6:38 AM UTC in Update

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Bitch

2016-03-05 at 6:19 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Its less crib leg bag work . or buy a chemistry set and learn to cook pharmaceuticals and sell on the internet to people like me. âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†

2016-03-05 at 6:18 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Why don't you just sell meth

2016-03-05 at 6:16 AM UTC in Ode to Crib Leg Bag

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Where did you go crib leg bag COME BACK âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ† I RAN OUTTA TRIANGLES NEED ANOTHER HIT "THE FIRST âˆ† IS FREE BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL COST YA"

2016-03-05 at 6:12 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Bratwurst is German.

>implying Poland isn't rightfully German territory
>implying filthy kike Poles aren't just inhabiting German lebensraum

2016-03-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer

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Open a crib leg bag stand where you sell shots of robitussin and beedrills

2016-03-05 at 6:08 AM UTC in Been trying to buy loafers for 2 weeks

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Do some videos on crib leg bag âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ† no seriously you're good on camera you got a big head which is what makes you go far in Hollywood but seriously. Do some crib leg bag videos and chug a bottle of robotussin or somethingâˆ†

2016-03-05 at 5:53 AM UTC in ATTN: CAPTAIN FALCON

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Hey can I borrow $29 until âˆ† the 23rd that's when my welfare cheque comes in and I've been homeless since October so fuck you all delta ass bitches where crib leg bag at

2016-03-05 at 5:49 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion

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Just because all the humans are zombies doesn't mean I can't operate a hydraulic fracturing rig and it will be easier because of lack of government regulation and NIMBY fags

2016-03-05 at 5:48 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion

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When the world ends I'm heading to the nearest power plant

2016-03-05 at 5:23 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion

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Once again, basically most of your post is irrelevant because we're talking about two separate scenarios. Going to build a cabin in the woods and live there for a year is going to require a different set of tools than surviving a car accident. You're simply going to take more gear unless you're some kind of retard or feel like you have something to prove.

You're strawmanning my point. Making it out like I don't know how to survive a scenario like this simply because I described a longer one with more preparation is asinine. I would disagree with your load out anyway. I have a small BoB in my car at all times (it's just a little backpack) that has enough stuff to last me for three days. It weighs less than 27 lbs. You'd be surprised what you reliably fit into it without it being a huge hassle.

No, it's not, you will most likely get fucking sick. This is my point about you guys who are talking shit. You're trying to make this great point about how being a "true" survivalist is just surviving with minimal gear, and yet you don't know how to purify water. Can you do that and get away with that method for a little while? Maybe, if you're at a clean source of fresh water to begin with, which totally defeats the purpose of needing to purify it anyway but so good luck finding an underground spring in the desert (as per your scenario). Also, that method doesn't treat the water for pollutants, which exist en masse in contemporary society (even in the wilderness).

Jesus Christ Falco, you have no idea what you're talking about! Lol, and how are you planning on luring an animal into this "trap?" With the Cliff bars you mentioned? This isn't even a good trap man!

If your scenario of minimal gear and little preparation, you'd be better off making a snare because it requires less gear. Or just eating bugs for protein (which you mentioned, so good on you).

And it's a fair point. But just concede my point was talking about something totally different, which is a denomination of survivalism known as "homesteading."

I agree with you.

Like I said, apples to oranges. I don't think leaving contemporary society to live in a rustic cabin for a year makes me a fat neckbearded wannabe. I mean, I've already been in enough scenarios with little preparation to prove myself my knowledge and skills are accurate. I don't like going out and recreating them by camping. Even then, if you're going out camping, it's not really the same thing because the adrenaline of a real "OH SHIT" scenario makes it totally different.

Not true. Even in your scenario, a bow will get you meat more efficiently than a trap. It's not unrealistic to think you can have one in the trunk of your car.

…Building a cabin out in the woods and transitioning into being self sufficient is not a camping trip, sorry. Totally different. You'll need a lot of shit to help you transition.

tl;dr - Yeah I agree with you that you should learn to survive with minimal stuff because that's the most likely "survival scenario" is one you don't plan for, but the original post is about me moving off the grid for a year and transitioning into self sufficiency and all the gear that I used to get me there. Crashing your car in the desert is not the purpose of this post, and "homesteading" is still a real component of survivalism.

Also, I implore you that the dude's way of purifying water is really a bad method. Spending $13 on a .05 lb water enhancement and keeping it in a backpack in your trunk (with other supplies) so you don't drink motor oil doesn't make you neckbeard.

I have to admit, I came into this thread purely with the intention of baiting you into some long responses.

2016-03-05 at 5:14 AM UTC in ATTN: CAPTAIN FALCON

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I didn't get my WAD of CASH that you promised me. Now I am homeless and without an internet connection. Thanks.

Should probably be in by Monday. Hang tight m8.

2016-03-05 at 5:06 AM UTC in ATTN: CAPTAIN FALCON

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Time to join the spacecat revolution brother BEEDRILLS AND ROBOTUSSIN IN THE BACK GRAB A CRIB LEG BAG AND HOLD ONTO YER âˆ†âˆ† DELTAâˆ†âˆ†âˆ† WhooooAaaooaaâˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†hagagaj!!!â„…%

2016-03-05 at 5:02 AM UTC in Scott Kelly grew 2 inches in space

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Dick jokes aside this has really cool repercussions for medical science. something my dad said triggered me

He's like "I gotta go float around in space maybe it will fix my back pain"

And I'm like âˆ†âˆ†âˆ†âˆ† oh shit father!! THIS THE BEST TIME TO POUND YOU KNOW!!!

all these legal opiate drugs like Oxy, Fentanyl patches "pain pills" people call them are designed to cuck you into being an IV heroin user. Its like the contra CIA cocaine crack in black neighborhoods but this time its the NSA and Merck and Pfizer and the Afghanistan war and ISIS and Cartels and Guzman.

I'm pretty sure chronic pain can be fixed by putting the person in a zero G environment for a while and doing some stuff to fix their shit while they're up there floating around. I can already see the future space hospitals

They will be like zero G physiotherapy centers where you go after getting in a nasty car wreck and instead of many years on earth doing expensive treatments and taking opiates and OIC drugs and becoming a heroin user you just go in space for a few months and come back good as new. I can even see it covered by health insurance and with new space rocket technology it could even be more cost effective to send a bunch of people up there vs the private healthcare costs of doing treatment on earth.

2016-03-05 at 4:50 AM UTC in 750mg DPH trip report

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I'm gonna trip again tonight

2016-03-05 at 4:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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AAAARRGH, IT BURRRNNS! The goggles did nothing!

Damn delayed reaction, I thought I was immune/resistant. Although, hopefully this will help build immunity/resistance. Fortunately I had some good ointment on hand with calamine and pramocaine. That pic is hours after I applied a liberal amount.

I wasn't exaggerating about the kind of hiking I do…

Just eat a bottle of beedrill and you will be all fixed up my friend. If it wasn't for the nasty folks at the FDA I would gladly sell you a 1200/800 DPH/bundy in one big horse pill but alas they are trying to convince people that pink beedrill is best BUT YOU GOTTA EAT THE ENTIRE BOTTLE WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF YOU KNOW HOW MANY âˆ† DELTA SOLOS I HAD TO PLAY TO AFFORD GIVE ME THIS BEEDRILL MY DAILY BEEDRIL LIKE 33âˆ†Â° don't forget the DING DING DING and the crib leg bag

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