Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-06 at 7:45 PM UTC in whats going on here this isnt death grips
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   no you

   
   It's "no u"
   
   You get a C-, step up your game son.
2. 2016-03-06 at 7:34 PM UTC in whats going on here this isnt death grips
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Kill Yourself OP
3. 2016-03-06 at 6:36 PM UTC in When you have lucid dreams, do you do a rape?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   DMT is the psychedelic jedi
4. 2016-03-06 at 6:35 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Did Hydro ever kill herself and leave the kid to §m£ÂgØL?

   I talked to her about a week ago. She's getting kicked out of her house because her grandma sold it, so her kid is with friends in south florida. She was still alive last monday, though.
5. 2016-03-06 at 4:58 PM UTC in ITT: We tell notable stories of when we were shitfaced/high in public
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I ate like 2 grams of zoloft, stayed up all night, hung out with homeless people, drank 2 four lokos, started sobbing in the public library that i have autism and my parents died in 9/11, pissed on the floor, got arrested and sent to a psych ward for 2 weeks, went back to the library immediately after
6. 2016-03-06 at 11:34 AM UTC in Tort is one of those stolen valor fags
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I have a business plan

   
   No you don't.
   
7. 2016-03-06 at 11:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I am now amongst the ranks of the gainfully employed.
   
   It's all over now.

   
   ​I know that feel, I have to get a job tomorrow. They've made it in Britain so its easier to get a job than claim benefits. This is what its come to.
   
   ​Plus we're the worst drug dealers in the world.
8. 2016-03-06 at 11:21 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did Hydro ever kill herself and leave the kid to §m£ÂgØL?
9. 2016-03-06 at 10:20 AM UTC in Playing Direct3D Games on an Embedded (Onboard) Graphics Chipset
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your game will play like dogshit, so just don't do it.
10. 2016-03-06 at 10:18 AM UTC in Have you ever said something goofy or silly to a barista/cashier?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No because baristas are the lowest order of societal scum, they produce nothing but frothy diarrhoea and gave themselves a fancy name for "I do the retardedly simple job of preparing coffee".
11. 2016-03-06 at 10:16 AM UTC in why can';t most things be easy?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so
12. 2016-03-06 at 10:13 AM UTC in How often do you say the n-word?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Very rarely around other people because, you know, social graces and whatnot. I do have a policy of just saying nigger instead of "the n word" when I have occasion to talk about the term with other people because honestly "the n word" makes you sounds like a child in the same way sticking nigger into every other sentence makes you sounds like a teenage edgelord. It is, however, an indelible part of my internal monologue.

    My policy is similar, but I give myself one "you know, the n-word" to start off with so everyone knows I'm not "saying it in a racist way" (whatever the fuck that means). This is actually the first time I'm articulating or consciously considering the fact that I put on that social "act". I don't really have a problem with saying "nigger", but I do a fake "I hesitate to say Nigger, see? I just said "n-word" so you know moving forward that I am not comfortable saying nigger, and that when I do, I'm saying the word in reference to itself, and not referring to black people as niggers", because I don't want to deal with the drama of just coming out with "nigger".
    
13. 2016-03-06 at 8:46 AM UTC in How often do you say the n-word?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I avarage around ~22 NPS.
14. 2016-03-06 at 8:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm in agony.
15. 2016-03-06 at 8:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I have mistaken an alien egg for a pizza yesterday because it feel like something is going to hatch out of my asshole. I will of course die in the process but I'm not ashamed to go out like that. God knows I gave it my all
16. 2016-03-06 at 8:28 AM UTC in Is there a difference between swingers, cucks, and open relationships?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shut the fuck up, Chris Hansen. Two weeks ago you asked what to wear to your prom date and told the story of how you got drunk for the first time. Right after you got drunk for the first time. Just... shut the fuck up.
    
    We all know the Cuckold is actually a bird.
17. 2016-03-06 at 7:59 AM UTC in Sploo was in my dream last night
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's Mr. Happy not bling.

    Well shit, Mr. Happy turned into a retard like Bling, I remember he used to be awesome :(
    
18. 2016-03-06 at 7:57 AM UTC in How often do you say the n-word?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Like every 2 minutes at home. Not even with the "a", I go hard into the "er". But never in public.
19. 2016-03-06 at 7:24 AM UTC in How often do you say the n-word?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Out loud IRL...?
20. 2016-03-06 at 7:23 AM UTC in Update
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm ok