I cooked meth in my sleep so fuck you
Legalize crystal meth like us on Facebook LCM for lyfe yo
2016-03-08 at 6:27 AM UTC
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Do do do, do do do do...
Do cocaine do do do do do
2016-03-08 at 6:26 AM UTC
in
i miss ashley
She doesn't respond to my threats anymore
2016-03-08 at 5:45 AM UTC
in
i miss ashley
how do i get her to let me take her virginity
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2016-03-08 at 5:20 AM UTC
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Do do do, do do do do...
Do do do, do do do do...
Do do do, do do do do...
Do do do, do do do do...
I'm gonna be so stoned that day. Have like 3 waterfall bongs lined up ready to go and hit one after the other.
I did too.
Lucid dreamed. Did a rape.
2016-03-08 at 4:30 AM UTC
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I love to piss
On a more (actually less) serious note I love to take those shits where the whole log expels itself firmly from your colon at once and you go to wipe and there's nothing to wipe away. That is the definition of a good shit right there. Because usually taking a shit gives me Euphoria but wiping away my shit gives me Dysphoria.
[greentext]>dealing with the consequences[/greentext]
2016-03-08 at 3:47 AM UTC
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anyone else here healthy?
Since I quit smoking weed about 5 weeks ago (I don't smoke cigs or drink or do any other drugs either) I've been all about running, weightlifting, and eating healthy.I still eat pizza/burgers maybe once every other day but only for one meal, and the rest of my diet is all rice/vegetables/eggs/chicken. I don't drink anything except water, and a little coffee or tea in the morning. Shits hella cheap and good and cheap. And I have hella energy now to do math with while I've seen other people who I've had hella classes with just get fat and shitty.
You don't have to be a nerdy fatass to be good at school.
Plus my skin is godly (softer than girls I fuck with) and I'm hella flexible because I've been stretching for the past like year (sometimes I would just get high and stretch for an hour) so now I can fuck bitches in a bunch of different positions and crack my body hella different ways. It's so much better than just being fucked up on drugs all the time and having no energy from eating like shit.
2016-03-08 at 3:45 AM UTC
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I love to piss
Pissing is literally the greatest thing in the world. It feels so fucking good to down several billion cubic litres of water, feel it building up in your dick and shoot an almighty hydro pump of golden nectar right into the toilet. I should start urinating on people for money.
I know this is a lie because not even in your dreams could a woman cum with your ugly ass touching her.
I'd give 5 to one odds that he'd live.
anyone else ever ate pizza when it was too hot and burned the roof of your mouth? :/
