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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Close but no cigar. Try again in one month.

    I bet you're 22
  2. When you told me about that dude, I was sure he was gonna pull a Cosby then chop you up into little pieces.

    Loser
  3. tort did 9/11

    malice is a psychopath
  4. women cry rape all the time, I've had at least 5 girls in the last ten years accuse me of rape. (many girls have rape fantasies/ don't want to come off as whores since they are so uptight) One time several years ago I was seeing this slam piece and I realized she was crazy and I wasn't that attracted to her, so I pack up all of her stuff that she left at my place, her glasses, panties, and nightmare on elm street dvd box set into a shoe box and go drop it off to her sister one morning, she calls me while she's at work (she's a keyboarding teacher at a middle school) very upset and crying and asking why I'm doing this to her, I act all non chelant about it hang up. Later that night I end up taking some valium and drinking, get horny and knowing that she's in a vulnerable state call her up and ask if I can come over for the sex. She picks up and sounds really depressed and says yeah I can comeover.

    I go over and get undressed and start running my benzo'd out mouth about how I want to fuck her sister, she gets really pissed and slaps me, I throw my empty 40oz against the wall and start shouting at her, she tells me she's sorry and starts crying and gives me a blow job. after I'm done I tell her that I still want to fuck her sister and she flips out again and starts beating on me. I cover my naked little body with her comforter and curl up in fetal position, she leaves the room and comes back with her sister and her neighbor some ugly bitch, and they start trying to take the comforter off me and im clinging onto it like a cat, saying how they are going to get their other her husband to come kick my ass. I say "lol you have a husband? leave me alone I just want to sleep"

    They end up calling the cops and say yeah we got this skinny drunk guy with tattoos that won't leave. I realize im fucked if I don't leave now, so I get my pants on grab my shirt and run off, I get in my car and start driving out of the apartment complex but the cops are already right there at the exit. This black cop tells me to get my shirt on, I fumble around with my shirt and he tells me I'm a dumbass and even his 5 year old step son can dress himself better than me.

    They arrest me, put me in the car and they don't drive me to central booking downtown, I look on the pigs computer screen in the car and it says my name and that I've been arrested for "sexual assualt" They drive me to some weird precinct (ive been arrested numerous times and was not aware of this place at all) they have some sexy detective lady confiscate my phone and look through it (it's full of pictures of my dick and slampigs) she ask what the deal is what happened and I basically lie to her about everything, luckily it now 5 am and I'm a lot more sober so I pull it off, she ask me "whyd you go over to her place, to get a piece of ass or something?" and I say yeah…

    She says that the girl claimed I orally raped her but that she doesn't believe the bitch that she just seems upset I acted like a dick so she's going to drive me back to my car and let me go, just don't talk to that girl anymore. So I get back to my car go to the 711 and get a 4loko and go home.

    Funny thing about this was a couple years later I was arrested for choking my ex gf and the cop that kicked in my door was the same black cop. When he was patting me down before putting me in the car I purposefully started resisting because he should mind his own business, the idiot had to call the station because he didn't know how to enter in his report into the car computer.

    But yeah chicks scream rape all the time. I've been sexually aggressive and lightly coerced girls before but I've never just straight up raped a girl.

    longasspostaboutrape.mov
  5. Malice, that guy turned out to be an asshole and no, I didnt move in with him.
    When you told me about that dude, I was sure he was gonna pull a Cosby then chop you up into little pieces.
  6. I took so much bundy I'm still on a low 3rd plateau 2 weeks later. I gave myself depersonalization disorder.
  7. are you sure it won't break if you drop it

    Pretty sure.
  8. [greentext]>Implying being MORE degenerate makes you LESS degenerate[/greentext]

    Top me m8



    [greentext]>Not drinking from the glorious Teet O' the Trump[/greentext]

    What a pleb

    I bet you're 23
  9. [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]when you get so drunk it feels like you took adderall and you ramble on in gibberish that makes sense to everyone but you when you are drunk but when you wake up you understand it all[/SIZE][/FONT]
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24cFw_zDE4



    Let's find out where he lives and rape his wife and kids and kill him...
  11. I resent that one as well giggity

    I'll stop. Sorry.
  12. I resent that comment giggity

    I'm sure you do, Glenn.

  13. I get dehydrated as hell and energetic as fuck, which usually devolves into me having schizo thoughts and looking for all intents and purposes like I just smoked a metric ton of shard.
  14. magnesium deficiency + caffeine = epic high
  15. Met a girl on there and paid her to let me record us fucking. She wasn't down with the crank though so my meth snorting weirded her out.
  16. Touches my heart like a good hit of meth
  17. Can I be a triangle

    YEAH MAN PUMP THAT MOTHAFUCKIN CRIB BAG FISTPUMP ∆∆∆∆∆∆ NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO LEG-GO YA KNOW?
  18. I have a cat named Mom
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