2016-03-10 at 2:05 PM UTC
Anyone else feel like this? Whenever I drink coffee I get high as fuck and all egotistical and shit, like I'm on amphetamines or something. I can get good coke and meth (I know everyone's gonna come in here and say IF IT DIDN'T MAKE U KILL UR GRANDMA AND STAY UP FOR 2 WEEKS IT WASN'T REAL and I'm not saying it's the best shit ever, but it's good (verified by many other people), and coke just makes me irritated and meth actually kinda sedates me (at least physically, but mentally I'm wired as fuck), but caffeine makes me super fucking energetic and I feel really good for a while with no comedown.
It also makes me not give a single fuck about anything people say, and I'll just go around insulting people all day if that's what I feel like doing.
2016-03-10 at 5:57 PM UTC
woah look out! We've got a wild little homo here! He'll drink coffee and be vaugely rude because he had too much caffeine in his system! What a loose asshole waiting for a cannon to be shoved in it! Watch the fuck out, he's coming to a dunkin donuts near you (and he might GOnuts hahaha). What a rough cumguzzler!
2016-03-10 at 9:35 PM UTC
I have 2 energy drinks a day. I'm permanently high on energy drinks. Hypomania erryday.
2016-03-10 at 9:50 PM UTC
Caffeine makes me tired, apparently that means you have ADD.
2016-03-10 at 10:12 PM UTC
I used to put meth in my coffee when I worked full time. I didn't sleep for 13 days once.
2016-03-10 at 11:17 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Caffeine used to make me nuts as well,rapid heart beat ect.
Until I found out I was magnesium deficient,decades of alcohol abuse will do it to you.
Try some magnesium citrate before bed every night for two weeks and see if it helps.
No more than a quarter tea spoon or you'll get the shits.
2016-03-10 at 11:23 PM UTC
magnesium deficiency + caffeine = epic high
2016-03-10 at 11:47 PM UTC
I get dehydrated as hell and energetic as fuck, which usually devolves into me having schizo thoughts and looking for all intents and purposes like I just smoked a metric ton of shard.
2016-03-10 at 11:57 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
When I would smoke meth I would play with knives
2016-03-11 at 4:11 PM UTC
I would watch porn until the sun came up and go to work. That feel when not enough hours in a day to do everything I want to do. GOTTA CUT OUT SLEEPING AND EATING SO I CAN CATCH UP ON ALL THIS LESBIAN FISTING PORN, lol yeah that makes sense. Oh brain on meth you kill me.
