The most you could probably hope for is becoming their pimp. Not their boyfriend. And for that you need to be pretty good at sex. And to do that, it's best to say you want to be their boyfriend or you love them and all that. Encourage the prostitution and offer them a ride or a place to do it + protection in exchange for money and free sex. For the first time, they will expect money, but either talk them down a lot or just offer them drugs instead of money. Otherwise they are always just going to look at you as a trick. And the odds are they will still always have their hand out.
Or like someone said, if you have enough money, but then you still aren't really a boyfriend. More like an exclusive john....Then again that's what most boyfriends/husbands are...and sometimes not so exclusive.
im getting too goddamn old to have the energy to expend pretending that i like pop dance rock or whatever shitty college indie two twenty two year olds on acid made in an effort to have something in common with stupid girls so that i can get laid. also rap is so stupid, its literally like an advertisement for fucking up your life and thinking youre way more important than you actually are.
ive been listening to fidlar and wavves and shit like that which is alright but i just dont know. seems like everything these days is so contrived and overdone.
"theres nothin new under the sun" - Ecclesiastes 1:9
2016-03-10 at 2:18 PM UTC
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Kyle Odom's manifesto
uhhh hes schizophrenic as fuck? i dont know what further thoughts you expect other than that
2016-03-10 at 2:15 PM UTC
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scientific warez
dudes probably hella smart
im about to solve hella nonhomogenous nonlinear ordinary differential equations but my poor mental capacity is too low
2016-03-10 at 2:13 PM UTC
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ATTN: Bill Krozbylet
one day ima get a cat that can whoop all your cats asses no bs
2016-03-10 at 2:11 PM UTC
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Allah
This thread added nothing to my life.
2016-03-10 at 2:05 PM UTC
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coffee makes me insane
Anyone else feel like this? Whenever I drink coffee I get high as fuck and all egotistical and shit, like I'm on amphetamines or something. I can get good coke and meth (I know everyone's gonna come in here and say IF IT DIDN'T MAKE U KILL UR GRANDMA AND STAY UP FOR 2 WEEKS IT WASN'T REAL and I'm not saying it's the best shit ever, but it's good (verified by many other people), and coke just makes me irritated and meth actually kinda sedates me (at least physically, but mentally I'm wired as fuck), but caffeine makes me super fucking energetic and I feel really good for a while with no comedown.
It also makes me not give a single fuck about anything people say, and I'll just go around insulting people all day if that's what I feel like doing.
2016-03-10 at 2 PM UTC
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Crouton
Crouton used to be pretty good for me. I could get a buzz equal to about 20 mg oxycodone back in the day, but then I started railing 80's every night and smoking heroin and then it did nothing for me. Recently, it had been about 4 years since I fucked with any opiate at all and I decided to grab some Crouton from the headshop I went into to buy a bong on a whim. I drank a decent amount, felt a slight buzz, and then my stomach felt like it didn't want to digest food at all for a week. I'd eat like 3 bites of food and feel full for the rest of the day, like it was just sitting in my stomach uncomfortably. It all culminated on day 6 with me being up basically all night nauseous with a bloated stomach and out of desperation tried to drink some vinegar which make me throw up 30 minutes later, 10 minutes before I had to leave for work, where I drank mineral water mixed with orange juice all day and then felt better.
2016-03-10 at 11:24 AM UTC
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ATTN: Bill Krozbylet
I want to get a tattoo of Peach Kelli Pop
Pasta niggers are by far the worst white people in the US. Every spaghetti nigger thinks they are in The Godfather or The Sopranos, and when they don't, all they can ever say about their "heritage" is food. Even third or fourth generation Italians will gesture with their hands while they talk, like some kind of retards. God damn, they are almost as bad as the curry and sand varieties.
